Kaufermatic.

Evan Kaufer || 20 years old || Lighting Technician of One Direction || WWATOURRP.

[baylorgracexx-blog]

I don’t really care for it all that much. 

[evankaufer]

Lovely to know.

[jfcxfelix]

Mind sharing?

[evankaufer]

Hm, I dunno.

[zaynzapster-deactivated20141023]

So you’re basically the creepy drunk uncle who hits on everyone? 

[evankaufer]

Well, I'm not creepy.

[adventurous-eleanor-blog]

Hope you’re sharing.

[evankaufer]

Ask nicely.

[alekstomlinson]

Me too, man. Can I get some of that?

[evankaufer]

What's it worth?

[tommoffs]

Who could pass up Evan cuddles? C’mere you.

[evankaufer]

Aww, Louuiiiis. [grins and cuddles you tight]

[cliffacondaffs-blog]

Well — one of needs to be the Christmas grump… So I dyed my hair green for the occasion. 

[cliffacondaffs-blog]

[evankaufer]

Sexy, Clifford. How do you suit like -- every hair colour? I barely even suit my hairstyles.

[wow-hemmings-blog]

No, don’t come in here   !

[wow-hemmings-blog]

[evankaufer]

I just wanted to talk, Lukey. 

[tommoffs]

I sure have missed all of you.. But it’s too damn cold here, seriously considering going back to the beach. I didn’t even pack enough hoodies. I need hoodies.

[tommoffs]

[evankaufer]

Need some big ol' cuddles, Louis?

[calumshoodiex]

Show off. But it doesn’t matter. You’ve had two years more than I did so it’s cool. 

[evankaufer]

Well, come back to me in two years then, dork face.

[awildxheart-blog]

You can talk to me, you know..

[evankaufer]

Nah mate, I'm good.

[jfcxfelix]

Can we talk about this somewhere else? 

W-Why did you kiss me back?

[evankaufer]

Fuck sake. Because I did, yeah? Get over it. That was then and this is now. The past is the past.

[mayhemhbu-blog]

Put some clothes on, nudie-boy.

[evankaufer]

You don't seem to be looking away.

[mayhemhbu-blog]

Alright, as long as it’s just weed, and nothing else.

[evankaufer]

Yep. Yep.

[gracestarkwwa-deactivated202001]

Ew, no. Gross. Don’t call me adorable, I’m too cool to be adorable. 

[evankaufer]

You're cool and adorable. There, I called you cool, happy?

[wow-hemmings-blog]

I don’t ever want you to hate me. 

[evankaufer]

I could never hate you, mittens..

[evankaufer]

Fuckin' love holiday season.