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#face

littlemissfreckles:

haven't seen this dork since LAST YEAR #seperationanxiety wow-hemmings

#luke #memories #insta #hehehe get it #it's been like an hour shush may

May Hemmings at Harry's New Years Eve ball

#outfit #face #it's so hard finding pics of her

calumshoodiex

What if he want’s to drink though — I’m on a roll with the dumb questions! Right, you’re not allowed to drink, which responsible guardian allows that?! Only the coolest ones What I meant is, you’re not allowed to drink. I’ll tell you why you saved his life, it’s because he took advantage of your niceness, that’s why. It’s not even about the drinking part that worries me. I’m more worried about it health wise because your liver better be doing all the things it’s supposed to do.

mayhemhbu-blog

... Your hair and your questions have a lot in common. The same responsible guardian that accidentally marries me. Don't worry, I take these pill-things to make sure it doesn't stop working. Do you think I did the wrong thing? Luke does, and Foster doesn't even know but-- what do you think?

#chat #calum

Text; list; assholes <3

Mikey: I said if he was still alive.

Mikey: I don't care. Do you know how beautiful a mind that man has?

May: if he was alive, he probably wouldn't be able to get it up

May: or you could just listen to his music and wank at the same time

#text #mikey

Text; list; assholes <3

Mikey: Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison could get it.

Mikey: like any day.

Mikey: Jim Morrison could get it if he were still alive and wrote me poetry.

May: Jim Morrison couldn't get it. He's dead.

May: Besides, he'd be like 70

#text #mikey

calumshoodiex

You could contaminate his milk and he’d never know! He would drink that up too! — or maybe he wouldn’t… Dogs and their sniffing powers, you can’t ever doubt the power of that. Your liver, that’s right.. How long does it take for it to grow back again? — I still don’t understand why you even…

mayhemhbu-blog

I'm not going to spike my own puppy-- see this is why he lives with me most of the time. Umm, I'm not sure exactly. They didn't really tell me when I could start drinking, since I'm not supposed to be drinking anyway. Why I even what-- saved his life? I don't know why.

#it actually wasnt #but its just super convienient #cos i have these gifs of when alo said he loved her and then he said he knows that shes scared but he's not like her dad #chat #calum

ghost-dans-la-machine

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littlemissfreckles:

humphreeeeeeey calumshoodiex

#humphrey #insta

calumshoodiex

Oh, okay, good to hear that you didn’t drink with him, he’s too damn under age for that! Nah, I know I can rudely interrupt you whenever I want, but like, how would I know when you’re drinking

mayhemhbu-blog

Of course I didn't drink with him. He's a puppy, puppies don't drink. I haven't really been drinking that much lately. You know, the whole half a liver thing.

#chat #its okay #calum

3, 6, 14, 26, 38,

03:what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

Um, it was how cute Humphrey looked in his footsie pajamas.

06:where do you think your best friend is right now?

Probably in Sam’s room.

14:would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

Depends who is home, but probably at their house.

26:is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

Certain male family members.

38:are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Ripped skinny jeans.

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

04: what are you listening to?

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

06: where do you think your best friend is right now?

07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?

08: favorite song ?

09: kiss on the first date?

10: is there one person you want to be with right now?

11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

13: what are three things you did today?

14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

15: what is your favorite kind of gum?

16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

17: what is on your wrists right now?

18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?

20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?

21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?

22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?

23: how have you felt today?

24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

25: what is wrong with you right now?

26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

29: how late did you stay up last night and why?

30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

31: what were you doing an hour ago?

32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?

33: are you wearing jeans right now?

34: are you a patient person?

35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?

36: favorite color?

37: did you have a dream last night?

38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?

41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

42: do you like meeting new people?

43: are you afraid of falling in love?

44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

#do the thing #all accounts

+ Calum

Muse:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. That’s incest.

Mun:

They’re one of my favourite platonic relationships. Seriously? Who else gets married in Vegas for mozzarella sticks? I love them so much and they’re just the cutest things.

+ Elijah

Muse:

There are about 99 reasons I would never go there again, and only half of them are about Luke.

Mun:

I completely agree. It was a hot little fling but some things are better left in the past. The only time it would ever be okay is if it for baby making purposes cos I’ll be dammed if May isn’t Leli’s surrgate.