little brother was so desperate to be a part of our band, he was pretty much willing to do anything. I mean, he was so starry-eyed it only took a bit of convincing. I told he we wouldn’t have much space in the van, and that I’d have to make some adjustments if he wanted to come around with us.
he’s so small and flexible it was easy to push his knees to his chest and tie them there. I tied his hands to his legs too, so it looked like he was spreading himself open. I got some of the guys to help me wrapping him up, and he was protesting at first, but the gag and the blindfold worked a treat.
one of the guys got the bright idea to make a kind of handle on his back so we could carry him around like the instruments. someone else pointed out that if we used a tube we wouldn’t have to unwrap it so it could eat. it forced its mouth open sorta like a cock, resting on its tongue.
little brother loved the tour, it loved being part of the band. we stowed it in the van with the instruments, left it backstage while we rocked out. with only its hole exposed, we got plenty of use out of our new cargo. we never had to pull over the van to piss either, had a warm, portable place to piss in.
it loved it so much, I mean, we never heard any complaints. I reckon the next tour is gonna be great