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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.
Imagine the fucking unease and absolutely confusion the leftover dragons of Teyvat would get when they smell more than a hundred dragons on isekai!reader
Zhongli/stupid blinder that a mole rat broken nose imposter sagua Zhongli: "w-what? I must be having a cold but what that's strangely earthy and coral smell on them?" / "oh, they were in cahoots with other ancient dwellers before? As expected of a selfish slut... brother don't even know where the scent comes from💔"
Dragonrider!reader: 'man I fucking miss Star Coral, I wanna go blast all my enemies with his star breath so bad rn'
Yes this is based off Dragon Adventures the dragons there are perfect and beautiful
Edit: is my destiny for the shitposts to get more attraction than my actual serious posts
Relationship moments between Dottore and Deity! Reader
1. H O W ? ? ? Just how? From the day you met, you and Dottore were constantly at each others throats. Dottore look down on you because of the "artificial god" part of you, and you didn't like his comments for a single bit. Moreover, he didn't kidnapped just Traveler, but also you, and spent good chunk of time making fun of our humanity.
Well... Dottore's stunt with Moon Marrows did make him quite close to a position of a Moon God. But not to position of Primordial One. By Teyvat rules, all deities are serve under Primordial One. You, being their grandchild, have a similar enough aura. By all means, Teyvat viewed you as Primordial One.
So, take a wild guess, what happened, when Heretic Of The False Moon start setting up "rules" about not looking at the god while you were fighting alongside others.
Dottore was constantly hosted by his own attacks. At the end he was defeated. He was alive, but depowered. And, because of you being higher in godhood hierarchy than him, he has to listen to you.
You spent days going full drill-sergant on Dottore. Not only you made him remove curses from Nod-Krai gang. You made him personally apologize to everyone he has ever wronged, made him to work in a fields and so much more.
During that time, Columbina returned to Teyvat, and Tsaritsa exiled Dottore from Fatui.
You made him return Moon Marrows (and destroy the artificial one). Now, Dottore has nothing left.
You... felt a bit bad. Besides, Dottore had impressive skills. So, you took him with you, leaving him in Honkai World, in Herta Space Station. You trusted Herta to keep an eye on him.
You also keep an eye on him, spending at least few hours every day with Dottore. He assumed, that you keep him for his knowledge, but you quite quickly reveal, that you already knew everything he knows. You keep him, because you feel bad and because you are still human.
After that everything was blurry. You two start spending time together to do something trivial. Then Dottore apologized, truly apologized, for how he has treated you. You accepted it. One thing lead to another and you two start dating.
2. Dottore genuinely fascinated with your bloodline, but he would never study it. First, because he doesn’t want you to think, that he is interested in what you are, and not who you are. Second, because he accepted, that it is a work of divine. And, maybe, some things aren’t meant for mortals. However, if you offer him information about artificial gods, he will accept it.
The information sharing actually lead to some silly rumors about you and Dottore wanting to start a family.
3. You become interested in documentaries. Because Dottore can’t help it, but start rumbling about scientific errors. The more errors, the more sharp-tongue Dottore will become. Every documentary will become a comedy with him.
4. Keep him away from your electronics. Dottore will try to take it apart, upgrade and reassamble. He already did it to your microwave, it still spitting out pancakes at everone who pass by.
5. When he is in a playful mood, Dottore will try to peck you with the beak of his mask. He is careful, so he isn't a danger, just an annoyance.
Don't blink!
Illuga had been excited to attend the expo, but not for what would be sold there. That's just a mere bonus. The real reason for his eagerness is the fact he'd get to see you.
He waits patiently alongside Flins for the timing, clearly buzzing with excitement that even the elder lightkeeper next to him could feel it ooze off of him. But he doesn't blame him though. He too was excited after all.
When the time comes, Illuga took a deep breath. Calming himself before he takes his place in front of their designated booth. He tries not to stiffen when he hears your voice.
"Huh? OH! ILLUGA! AND FLINS!"
They were glad you were just as happy to see them too. That eases the young captain a bit.
Though he grows nervous again once you pulled out the Kamera. Cooing and laughing gleefully in excitement as you took several photos of him and Flins.
All angles. Front, sides, back, from ontop the booth table...
He should be used to this by now, Illuga thought to himself. Maybe even envious at how calm and at ease Flins was. As if you weren't praising and staring at them with heart in your eyes...
He even tried his best not to react when you exclaimed,
"Uwah! Illuga you closed your eyes! Wait but it's cute though... I'm keeping it! Now one more time!"
He had to swallow down his embarrassment, trying not to blink again as you took more photos.
"Hahaha! You blinked again!", you had laughed in amusement from a different angle this time.
If it weren't for how too into it you were, perhaps you would've heard the faintest chuckle from Flins. Knowing full well how flustered Illuga must be inside right now.
It was only after you've gotten satisfied with your 'photoshoot' did you finally played their intended cutscene. They hadn't lingered, immediately gone once the cutscene finished.
An amused Flins attempting to assure Illuga as he crouched down in a corner. Finally letting out his embarrassment, ears red down to his neck and steam basically coming from the top of his head.
I know I have posted this before but some people need a reminder. She’s 14 and in a war. Cut her some slack
whyyyyyy
Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?
yep that’s the one
have you written what would happen if albedo or scaramouche found god reader first? if not, can i request them?
YANDERE FINDING GOD!DARLING FIRST // ft Albedo, Scaramouche
tw: yandere behavior, burn injury, kidnapping
Our two fav boys..we throughly enjoyed writing this. They seem tame compared to the others..but they're the worst you can get.
Hope you enjoy!
-Vin & Lilith
ALBEDO
In Albedo's case, it wasn't that he found you...he was the one to bring you to Teyvat.
As a homunculus, there weren't a lot of things he held dear to him. He cared for Klee, his little sister ever since Alice took him in, and he cared for his mother.
His mother, who didn't just create him to find the limits of alchemy.
His mother, who planned for him to be the one closest to the All Creator. To you.
The sense of purpose that had filled him after she spoke those words never faded with time. He thought about all the things he would be able to do for you if he mastered alchemy like his mother.
Albedo wanted to be as useful to you as possible, and that meant honing many skills for many more hours.
Then the fated day came and you chose him as a vessel, alongside three others he didn't recognize and didn't care to remember.
Your warmth...it was everything he had imagined. Soothing, relaxing, filling him up until there was no space for anything else. It felt like floating in warm water without drowning. A heaven.
He finally was able to show you just how well he'd prepared himself.
But after not even two months, your presence faded and moved on, warmth lingering in just the fingertips.
The pain that followed was unfamiliar to the homunculus and he clutched his chest, gasping.
Had he done something wrong? There was no way. He'd calculated everything, even made plans in cases of failures. Everything was accounted for.
So then why did you leave him again, when he was created just for you?
Surely it must be a mistake?
Yet you stayed away, your holy presence not returning to him.
Albedo didn't cope well. He threw himself into his research to build a special machine. One that would bring your physical body to Teyvat, to him.
Surely you'd see how perfect he was for you once you stood in front of him?
He isolated himself, closed up his camp so that no one accidentally saw something they shouldn't. Since people were used to him preferring Dragonspine over the city, they didn't bother him. Timaeus and Sucrose checked in sometimes, but they stayed away after he asked them to.
Albedo finished constructing the machine after a few weeks, dedicating all his time to it and nothing else.
As he pressed the button, lights inside and outside the contraption activated, spinning wildly.
Wind rushed into the room and he had to hold onto the secured desk to not be blown away.
At last it died down and Albedo blinked the grit out of his eyes. They widened at the sight of you, standing just outside his machine and holding onto it.
Your body was shaking, eyes dazed over and mouth hanging open. You were obviously shaken from suddenly being pulled here.
Albedo walked up to you and caught you when you fell, a smile playing on his lips.
Once you woke up, he'd be happy to show you how devoted he was to you.
And you'd accept him, wouldn't you?
You had to, when you saw that he was perfect for you.
Creepypasta (+ Others) Height Headcannons
Jeff: about 5’10, not too tall, but not short either.
Masky: 5’7, mans is NOT that tall.
Liu: maybe 5’9, shorter than Jeff despite being older.
Ej: 6’0, not sure why, just looks it.
Hoodie: like 5’11.
Lj: a good 7 ft tall, maybe even taller.
Ben: 4’9 little man.
Toby: about 5’8.
Sally: 4 ft to 4’2, so cute.
Jane: 5’9, it’s the perfect height for her.
Clockwork: she gives me 5’5 vibes, idk.
Slenderman: about 8 feet tall, can be taller if he wants to be.
"Shared Karma" , something different Xiaobedo modern assassin au 😆✨💜. I just wanted to paint them in dark clothing again, ps don't care about your opinions like it or not I ship them lol. Mr. Kreideprinz is so possessive huh 😅
idk if this counts as triggering or not so sorry if it is but what happens when God! falls for dottore (basically stockholme) and like God would do anything to go back to him?
Warnings: Stockholm Syndrome
That's why our warning system exists ;) Anything triggering will be mentioned at the top of the post and especially on harder topics like these, we'll try our best to put the "keep reading" line at the top before the actual ideas and/or brainrot.
So here are my thoughts to this idea of yours.
- Lilith
How the harbingers react to the 'Imposter' /// Il Dottore, La Signora
Warnings: Mild descriptions of gore, angst, implied death (of the Creator/Reader)
Synopsis: This is how I think those two harbingers would react to finding out that the 'Imposter' is in truth the Creator before anyone else.
A little A/N: Big thanks to @nicebonescomrade for being a big inspiration. Honestly, I may be looking at your blog way more than I should, haha.
- Lilith
Il Dottore
Dottore starts looking for the Imposter after hearing his fellow harbingers talk of them. Truth be told, he doesn't care about the Creator or the way all the Archons, including his own, crave their attention and light. He isn't even bothered by the fact that there is an Imposter walking around. All he wants to know is how someone managed to carve their face and body into that of the One. Was it Khemia? Alchemy? Or were they simply born that way, to make a mockery of the God? He would find out.
Finding the Imposter turns out to be a lot easier he expected. They had been fleeing from Liyue's adepti last, citizens talking about how they saw them run across the border into Sumerian territory. A death wish for those who have no knowledge about the local insects and animals surrounding the main city.
He finds the Imposter lying flat on the ground, sweat coating their skin and a sickly colour to their skin. They look just like the statues had depicted them. But to his surprise and utmost glee, their blood isn't red. No, it's a striking golden that pools below their dying body.
Dottore finds it amusing that noone apparently noticed it before. The golden ichor is a stark contrast to the dirty and ripped clothes. But perhaps they had been in too much of a hazey rage, all their focus being on their one wish: get rid of the person daring to impersonate their Creator. Childe had been just one of many prime examples of the acolytes' animalistic wrath.
Dottore runs a hand through their knotted hair, a crazed smile growing on his half-hidden face. "Guess I'll be the only one to ever know the truth, (Name). Just my luck, isn't it? I'll heal you right up and then we can start."
Dottore takes the Creator to the nearest hidden laboratory of his, chaining them down to the table. He doubts that they were strong enough to take him on, but he rather wants to stay on the safer side. Although they appear to be completely human, he doesn't want to take any risks. At least he doesn't have to worry about anyone looking for them.
And so the torture begins.
(Name) is barely lucid half of the time. Pain is all they start to know, they can't even remember how they got to be where they were now, chained and treated as nothing more than an experiment. They were lucky enough whenever the Doctor deemed it necessary to feed them and keep them tethered to this world just this longer.
The Doctor is the name he told them to call him. (Name) knows that it isn't his real name. Distant memories hid in the back of their mind, just out of reach. Bringing them forth is too painful. They eventually stop trying.
The experiment Dottore puts the Creator through are diverse. He starts simple: taking blood and finding out its components, checking their bond to the elements of the world.
Slowly they get worse. Does this organ function as it should? Is that an extra organ he sees? What does it do? What happens if he was to force cryo into her body, or any element at that. How do they react to a Delusion?
By the time he is satisfied, (Name) is broken. He would have discarded them if it hadn't been for a thought that struck him just as he was leaning above them, hand glowing with his element.
Why end the fun now? When instead he could make the Creator another toy of his.
He has more than enough time to play around more. After all...he is the only one who knows the truth, isn't he?
I'm not gonna lie, your posts especially anything that has childe in it makes me wanna scream in happiness. So how about god darling asking childe if she can visit his family in morepesok? Imagine his mom on her way to the market and suddenly childe with the creator side hugging him is in front of the door
DOTTORE'S WEAPON PART 5
Here's the long awaited fifth part in my Experiment God series! It took me longer than usual to write unfortunately, but it's here now, so who cares, right? :D
If you're new and want to check out the other parts, you can find all of them on our masterlist!
Tagging @nicebonescomrade because she wanted to be tagged. <3
Warnings: Reader throws up once, mention of torture, trauma, mental breakdown, scalpel
- Lilith
(Name) eyed the Liyue doctor warily, eyebrows furrowed. Their mind told them that they knew this man, but they just weren't able to put his face to a name. Any memories of before the experiments Dottore put them through refused to resurface. Their mind was a blank space. They didn't even remember if they had family or friends.
A sense of unease spread through them and they tried to hide behind Childe, grabbing onto the back of his top. The Harbinger frowned, while Scaramouche and the Tsaritsa stood next to him, focused on the current conversation.
"I hope Tartaglia already told you that this is of the utmost importance. Noone is allowed to know what you're going to do here; not even anyone back in Liyue, once you finish your job and return", the Tsartisa spoke, tone flat and full of distrust. She would have prefered a Sumerian doctor as the nation was known for its wisdom, but this was the only doctor Childe had accepted. He'd outright told them that he wouldn't put their God's life in any other hands. Although the Harbinger deliberately failed to tell them that Zhongli was going to kill him if anyone else touched their God.
Wait with experiment!god darling imagine how cute it would be when Childe gets back?
Childe and Their God // Dottore's Weapon Part 4
Warnings: implied torture, mental trauma
Thanks for the ask, @messler31! I was actually planning on writing a oneshot that explains the relationship between Childe and Experiment! Darling more, so this is the perfect opportunity for that.
Part 1
Part 1.5
Part 2
Part 3
- Lilith
The connection between (Name) and Childe was established a long time ago, during his months spent in the cold dark of the Abyss. Deep inside the domain lay a temple, gold and obsidian covering every surface but one; a marble statue of the Creator, sitting on a grande throne, their hands held open in invitation. One that the young Snezhnayan took, finding the stone warm to his touch as he curled up in its lap. For the first time since falling into this place, his sleep went undisturbed.
After that first rest spent in the embrace of the Creator, Childe found himself drawn to their temple whenever his search for a wayout was fruitless yet again. No monsters disturbed him there, the hateful beings usually straying far from it. It was a most welcome sight, to see them clawing down the hallway, ready to rip his throat out without being able to do anything as long as he was in that room.
Ohhhh, what if the rest of the archons managed to know about what happened to the Creator after Dottore's experiment?
The Archon's reactions to Dottore's experiments
I did not think I'd ever continue writing for this trope, but here I am, haha. Thank you for the ask, Anon!
Warnings: Angst (no consolation)
Find the other parts through the following links: Part 1, Part 1.5, Part 2
- Lilith
One wrong sentence was all it took for Childe to let the secret Snezhnaya had been keeping under wraps so carefully slip to his comrade.
"I wonder how (Name) is doing."
He hadn't even realized he'd spoken a loud as he looked across Liyue Harbor from atop the mountains encircling it. He sat on the ground cross-legged, one hand placed on his knee, the other holding up his head while the elbow rested on the right knee. The hunched position made his back hurt, but it was nothing compared to the worry he felt.
Ooh, Tsarista finding out the I'm lost is actually their creator but find them broken by signora/dottore
Il Dottore Pt. 2
PART 1
Warnings: implied torture, graphic depiction of violence, mild description of gore
So, this actually works in favor for me with another anonymous ask. This post will be a continuation of Dottore's scenario, whereas the other one will be a continuation of La Signora. Not sure if I'll finish both today though. Probably not though because I'm not feeling well.
-Lilith
Dottore grunted as a foot pressed his head into the cold ground of the Tsaritsa's ice palace, on his knees with arms restrained behind his back by electro shackles. Quiet curses escaped his lips, and he spat onto the floor. "What's the meaning of this? I'm a Harbinger just like you, Scaramouche. You have no command over me!", he growled, anger coursing through his veins. How dare that rat, that puppet to tie him up like a prisoner! He was the one to give him his freedom and powers! He should be bowing to him, if anything!
"Maybe not him, but you are one of my loyal Harbingers, Il Dottore, so you better contemplate what you're going to say next", a feminine voice spoke up from in front of them, disdain clear in her voice. "I told him to bring you here under strict orders not to be seen by anyone."
CHILDE FINDING YOU
This basically is a small interlude to the two Dottore's part. Kinda part 1.5? Anyhow, it was requested by @nicebonescomrade after I asked them if they wanted me to write something soooo...here we are. <3
Warnings: Same as ever. Implied torture and referenced gore; angst
Part 1 and Part 2 can be found through those links.
Enjoy!
- Lilith
Childe turned his nose up at the smell of rotten eggs and spoilt food penetrating his nose. Not even the lingering smell of iron and burnt skin could make it better. What the hell was Dottore doing? All his other labs, even once given up on, were in a better condition than this shithole. Or maybe that's exactly why he had chosen it. Whatever he had been doing here, it must have been something bad if the Tsaritsa had ordered him and Scaramouche to get in and get out.
Although admittedly his orders were a bit different. Whereas the Balladeer was to go in and get the crazy Doctor, he got tasked with retrieving the latest experiment he'd been working on. Despite his questions and digging the Electro holder for more information, he went in blind as everyone refused to tell him more.
"It was of the utmost priority."
Childe groaned and stuck out his tongue at the air. If it was so important, why wasn't he told more? He didn't even know what to look for!
Lost in thoughts as he was, he almost walked passed a certain room. He halted, light shining at a table in the middle of the circular hall. Several other desks and tables had been stacked with rows upon rows of books, papers, vials and what more. But that wasn't what had caught his eyes.
Childe rubbed at them and blinked, unsure if his sight hadn't played tricks on him. But no.
There, in the center of it all, lay a still body. Long, tangled hair crowned their head like a halo. He slowly stepped closer until he was able to make out more details, like the golden and bronze specks on the table and clothes. Or the Delusion with a to him unknown symbol in their chest, barely hidden by the thin stretch of skin that had grown on top of it. Or the emptiness of their eyes.
He would have presumed it was a corpse if their chest hadn't been moving up and down.
Childe didn't know what to think. It was clear that this was the experiment he was to retrieve...yet he still failed to understand why. They didn't look very responsive anyhow.
"Hey comrade, are you in there?", he asked, gently tapping the side of their head. For a few seconds their pupils moved to stare at him, only to go back to looking up at the ceiling.
That second had been enough for Childe to understand.
Memories flashed before his eyes, statues and crude drawings he'd found in the depth of the Abyss. A face that looked eerily like the one he was staring at right now. Whispers of a god, the Creator of it all.
Childe's shaking fingers reached out and touched a still liquid pool of gold, bringing them up to his nose. The iron stench penetrated his nose immediately.
This was...this was the One. The Creator. His God who had guided him through the Abyss.
Childe fell to his knees right there at his God's side with bated breath. He took their hand, marvelling at the soft skin and slender, although skeletal fingers. He noticed more, then. The bones that showed through their thin clothes, and the scars and cuts and bruises littering their body.
"What has he done to you?", he whispered as the horror sank in. And guilt. Oh so much guilt. Why hadn't he realized sooner that their God had come to Teyvat, to them? Why did it have to be that psychotic bastard to find them first?
Childe stood up with renowned fervor. His orders were clear. Bring their God back to the Tsaritsa. And he would, because there him, the Cryo Archon and the other trusted Harbingers would work on healing their God.
And, most important of all...they'd make Dottore pay for his actions.
He slid his arms below their back and knees, careful and soft. The complete opposite of what he was. But his God needed a steadying and comforting presence now, and he'd do his best to be just that. There was more than enough time to show them his love for fights and be accepted for it in Snezhnaya.
Childe placed an airy kiss on their forehead, even though they didn't react to anything else he'd been doing.
"Don't worry, Your Grace. You'll find back to us and your body in to time. And I'll be there for every step of the way."
no empathetic dottore, but yan dottore is good, right? can I get me some of that please? i just..hnng i love this funky little man
Yandere Dottore x Experiment God Reader
Just a small excursion of what would have happened if Dottore got obsessed with out favorite Experiment God. Hope you like it!
- Lilith
Warnings: Yandere Behavior, implied torture and human experiments
Find the actual "Dottore's Weapon" Series on our Masterlist! <3
He didn't know how or when it happened. He was a cold, heartless, psychotic researcher and he knew as much. The only things that held importance in his life were his experiments and Delusions. And, as it seemed as of late, you.