You don't know us.

We're from a foster family, we ran from them when we were 14 and have been living off whatever we can obtain along the way. We haven't had a real home since then. My name is Evan and this is my brother Alex. {Independent Roleplay Blog}

[fxmilyaffairs-archive-deactivat]

"I’m not defensive, not a weasel, and not jumpy. I don’t mess with the law." Evan protested, shaking his head. "Actually, that’s bullshit, considering I own the streets."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Aw, it's cute that you think that. Just because you had something once, doesn't mean it will always be yours, darling." This wasn't exactly a warning..okay it was a warning. She wanted in the game and she knew all the people, it couldn't be that hard.

[here-are-our-dreamers]

"What can I say? There’s more sarcasm in my body than water." Sophie chuckled.

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Well, if you're feeling violent. By all means..take a swing." She was serious, seriously destructive.

[fxmilyaffairs-archive-deactivat]

"I’m not a fuckin’ weasel, christ.  I don’t associate my product with death - it’s my name, not the weed’s name." Evan rolled his eyes.  "Oh yeah?  I highly doubt it, people don’t usually buy from chicks who want to muscle in on some cash."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Careful, you're getting very defensive, weasel. How is anyone supposed to trust you around law enforcement when you're this jumpy?" She rose a challenging brow. "People usually buy from me, actually."

[shamelesscreencaps]

The biggest highs are when you book a job, I always cry. I still can’t quite believe people want to hire me and that this is my job, getting to do what I love most.

[evanttostealyourshit]

She likes you, she does but this might change something. "Oh! Who's this?" She's really hoping this is your sister.

[here-are-our-dreamers]

"Do you ever feel the need to punch yourself in the face?" Sophie smirked, "If I were you I would, all the time."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Hm, nice touch." She shook her head, rolling her eyes. "It's probably this open friendliness that allots you all your friends, huh?"

[mybeautifulmortals]

"I don’t give extensions on assignments. Especially not for made up excuses like that one."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Now, what if I told you I couldn't finish because a drug dealer came to my house to kill me. I wouldn't be lying but I'd probably be going to jail, hm?"

[fxmilyaffairs-archive-deactivat]

"Yeah, I’m just making sure. It’s not shitty, it’s a good street name. And my pasty face is fine. You know, it’s unexpected when they see me. Cops don’t really think drug dealer when they see me."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"Getting it by with the cops doesn't count for shit if we think you're a weasel, Grim Reaper." She rolls her eyes and paw in her jacket pocket at her new stuff. "No one wants to associate this shit with death, we know it's a possibility, but we associate it with escape or fun or relaxation. I could start selling right now and do better than you."

[memeboitaliano]

super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

[evanttostealyourshit]

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3). ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

[ishouldveseenthiscoming-deactiv]

Benji paused for a moment and he looked over at the other who obviously had no shame in telling people something to be considered insulting. He slowly blinked his eyes a few times, like a deer caught in the headlights. “Has anyone told you that you should think before you speak? And plus, I know they don’t think I’m not that hairy,” The male rolled his eyes a little. He slowly looked at the board and he looked over at the kids who were continuing to stare. ” — Hey assholes, I’m not a vampire, get a life,” He watched them all look over at him with some kind of disappointment and Benji had to laugh. ” — What? Do you insult them to death or something?” Benji asked the other who was sitting next to him. “And I don’t care about my damn reputation, I’ve been to too many schools to care,”

[evanttostealyourshit]

Evan shook her head, perhaps if she wanted to attracted rather than repel, a lesson on manners was in order, then again...she wasn't about to change her entire being for this suspicious new kids' sake. "Yeah, my mother, father, teachers, brothers, sister. Considering you're none of those...you can take the suggestion and shove it." Crossing her arms she raised a brow at a few kids who held their gaze and they immediately turned around. 

Raising a brow to the kid who's name she'd almost already forgotten she shook her head. "Hey, now. I'm not a murderer. I only push em' into comas and what not. I'm sure they're only hoping you'll feed on me until I'm dead." Soon enough, the teacher walked in and Evan greeted her enthusiastically. "Lovely of you to join us, Karen! Just in time to meet our newest vampire.."

[ishouldveseenthiscoming-deactiv]

Benji took the liberty to sit in the back of the classroom next to a girl who seemed to be unwanted by the whole student body as well. What was their malfunction? Benji hated what kids did to other kids. If it were up to him he would just scream at all of their faces and tell them to stop being shallow assholes. But the moment that his ears caught a rumor that was going around about him, he felt his stomach squeeze. They actually thought…That he wasn’t human. He leaned back against the seat and he watched them all mumble to themselves. He slowly looked at the dark haired female. ” — Do you believe what they’re saying about me? Sounds kind of silly hm?” Wow, way to start a conversation. “I’m Benji, what’s your name?”

[evanttostealyourshit]

As the new boy began to walk toward her she took her feet off the desk next to her and looked at him suspiciously. Fucking rumors, she wasn't sure if she was open minded enough to believe it, or smart enough to call bullshit but for now, she was undecided. This teacher wouldn't be here for another 10 minutes, always late it gave the students time to catch up from winter break. Rumaging in her bag she raised a brow, the kid actually talked to her, this was something new. "You are...astoundingly hairy." She commented with a small chuckle, turning to him and crossing her legs.

She returned a half cracked smile and nodded. "I'm Evan, and unless you want more rumors about you, you'd probably do best not talking to me." It'd certainly fun to be friends with him, he seemed interesting and intimidating without effort, something she rather admired.

[ishouldveseenthiscoming-deactiv]

Benji stepped onto the campus, he was new and this place was crawling with teenagers. Of course, he was afraid that someone would look at him and know his secret. This world now had Twilight in it, and many supernatural books that would make teenagers and kids knowlegable about his kind. What if someone just took one look at him and instantly knew? It made him terribly uncomfortable. Benji sighed as he entered the building and he grabbed his schedule and he slowly shuffled to class. Of course, already he could hear people whispering about him in the halls. He couldn’t tell if they were good things or bad things. He knew he was going to find out later. — Being the new kid at a high school was tough, Benji knew this because he had been through this numerous times.

[evanttostealyourshit]

Evan thanked the lord that this was her last year in high school, for some kids, high school wasn't a place for opportunity it was a place that was a constant reminder of all the things you were bad at. Evan, as someone who is street smart rather than book smary she was found in this position quite often. But it was so important to her foster parents that she graduate high school. 

She always sat in the back, quite stereo typically because she didn't want to attention on her but at this point, the teachers often called on the students who tried to hide back there. She always had empty seats next to her because people didn't want to get known to associate with her, or get called on and picked on as much as she did in class. However, this new kid caught everyone's attention and took some of it away from her, she wasn't sure of what she'd heard about him, high school rumors and all but if they were true, she definitely wanted a new friend.

[fxmilyaffairs-archive-deactivat]

"You sure you can handle that much product?" Evan asked as he carefully passed on the giant bag of drugs he was selling.  "I have this privacy policy that gives me my immunity as The Grim Reaper, alright?  You can’t fuck this up for me, got it?"

[evanttostealyourshit]

"I've been coming to you for years, don't you think I know my tolerance at this point?" She raised a brow and shook her head. "Yeah, I'll keep up your stupid shitty alias, whatever." She took the bag and shoved it in her jacket pocket, handing him a wad of cash and looking him over. "You really gotta get rid of your pasty face look if you want to drive in more customers."                                

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

"You belong to me"

"I found you"

"I’m in jail"

"You make me so hot"

"I have to leave"

"Please don’t leave"

"And what about our parents?"

"Who did this to you?"

"You shouldn’t have done that"

"What happened last night"

"We never tell anyone about this"

"So, you want to play games?"

"Does that require pants?"

"Lets just have a lazy day"

"Then go kill the bitch"

"I’m pregnant"

"You broke me"

"Don’t touch me"

"You can’t fix this"

"There’s nowhere we can hide"

"I’m not listening"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"I will not die."

"I don’t care."

"I have no regrets."

"I feel numb."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?"

"How did you escape?"

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"Take. This. Off. "

"What’s in it for me?"

"What’s in it for you?"

[evanttostealyourshit]

i dream about the day that I can go into the indie rp tag and find a nice starter

sigh

[dontcallmecyborg-blog]

"All their esteemed guests and me! Which might just make it worth it." He winked at her, just to amp up the sleaze the factor. "And at least everyone would get a good first impression of you."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"That's true, the best impression is a naked one. Especially when it's me being naked." It was easy to tell that neither of them were modest. "Can we just go? 'Cause I'd rather have the comments about how trashy and no good I am when I still have this buzz."

[dontcallmecyborg-blog]

"Just do it. I don’t care." Denny challenged as he finally emerged, fully dressed. "And it’s just one parent, thank you very much."

[evanttostealyourshit]

"You wouldn't care if the day your parents met me, they also saw me naked in front of all their esteemed guests?" She smirked, shaking her head.