Evelyn

you are an island

[6ae]

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[gay-irl]

gay🍭irl

[ceyan]

[knowing]

[polyglotplatypus]

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

[spectre-head]

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

[polyglotplatypus]

doesnt seem to be

[disregardcanon]

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

[quietdoppelganger]

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

[salty-red-mage]

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

[killjoylastlaughter-deactivated]

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

[technicolorrelays]

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

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I’ve been salty about the fact that we don’t have high-speed trains in the US for 20 years, ever since I learned about maglev trains from playing Pokemon Silver.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

It’s crazy when you realize that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a true story.

[daisyslippers]

Dior FW 2018

[inscendo]

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[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[j-sillabub]

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

[absurdlakefront]

I just needed this again.

[lesbiancousin]

happy pride everyone im enlisting your help to convince my girlfriend to be the bee movie with me for halloween we have 5 months to change her mind let’s go… gay rights!!!

[lesbiancousin]

success! 

[sabonhomeblog]

Bowery Hotel

[funneeb]

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

[marauders4evr]

Odds are that if there’s something that I love, I’ve accidentally run over it. My feet, my friends’ feet, my family’s feet, my hand, my clothes, my laptop, my textbooks, my dog’s tail, the president of my college…

[marauders4evr]

It’s at this time that I would like to remind everyone that I am, in fact, in a wheelchair.

[starwarsfilms]

[the-ways-of-the-force]

IM YELLING