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it’s funny to me people are now saying you shouldn’t be armed at a protest… like they weren’t justifying Kyle Rittenhouse shooting someone at a protest like five years ago 🙄🙄

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ihatenearlyeverything

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

oatmealbrain

And boy are they clumsy

hydrangeafae

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

polar-solstice

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

sindri42

BONK!

hellgrub

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

partisan-by-default

You forgot the other two.

throathole

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

INCREDIBLE response

Oh hang on.

Fuck you

shencomix

crtter

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

shadeslayer

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

dykeguy

imagine my disappointment (but not surprise) looking at the sheep detectives tag to see if there's any cute fanart after watching the movie only to find people shipping and writing xreader fanfic for the cop and the blond white man. for the sheep movie. that's about the sheep.