me~

poots

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[keikomivra]

THE BEAR (2022 - 2026) 5.08: The Original Beef of Chicagoland

[shovelwareyaoi]

do you ever see someone get so far into fanon of their favorite character that they forget the core conceit of that character

[shovelwareyaoi]

[followthebluebell]

So I'm playing Skyrim and trying to do the fishing quests. I go to Haelgas bunkhouse to find Swims and there's just a Thief running around.

I'm. I'm not sure this npc is supposed to be there. I know they spawn in Riften (and inevitably get mobbed by guards and killed; interestingly the nps inside Haelgas are just ignoring him) but I've never seen one indoors. He's just frantically running around and I keep thinking about pigeons that get stuck in big stores. I wanna chase him around with a net and gently release him outdoors where he belongs.

[followthebluebell]

Ok. He got down the stairs and I blocked them off. I've cast a calm spell on him and he's stopped running around. I think I can repeatedly nudge him to the door, talk to him, and quickly exit.

[followthebluebell]

He's fallen down the other stairs. I didn't even realize there was a floor down :(

But good news: when he's calmed, he just goes upstairs to either lean against a wall or sit in a chair.

But is this ethical. If I put him back into his natural habitat, he'll just be killed by guards. At least in Haelgas he'll just repeatedly run around.

[followthebluebell]

I couldn't nudge him around for some reason. I managed to calm him right by the door, talk to him, and leave but he didn't follow. .

I left to buy a reanimation spell (if you cast it very quickly, you can get npcs to follow you) and when I came back, he was just gone. I assumed he despawned.

Unfortunately I found him floating in the river.

Rest well, thief npc.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Christian relic (real)

[jessdrawz]

look both ways ↔️

[strangegutz]

LIVE FROM HOTLAND!

Mettaton EX art doll

more under cut

he is 20 inches tall!

[the1920sinpictures]

1919 Lanvin drawing and the dress itself, in velvet and crepe, beaded. From Noah, Pinterest.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

[moviesludge]

fuck this, I'm going for a root beer

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.