fluent in profanity

[subsolar]

[1998-cool-kid]

insta @soitsalec

[flowerinaflame]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[fuckthisblogshit]

LMAO

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[acoustiqxe-deactivated20210116]

I forgive him over and over again hoping for sorry to actually mean something each time.

[justice4mikebrown]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Traits of Mentally Strong People

1. They are able to stay calm, and maintain self-control.

2. They have clear boundaries between themselves and other people.

3. They don’t become defensive, or feel completely crushed, when someone is critical of them or their work.

4. They are flexible, and willing to adapt to other people.

5. They know their limitations, and are happy to be helped.

6. They forgive themselves willingly – and then move on with life.

7. They don’t bear grudges, or play games with people’s feelings.

8. They are responsible, persistent, and committed to their goals.

[intjposts]

INTJ in online descriptions: Does not care about other people’s feelings. Is a literal robot. Gives no shit about human interactions.

INTJ in reality: Is hypersensitive to the expressions of people he knows well, or is close to. Usually tries not to hurt people’s feelings without good reason, although he may unintentionally do so through sarcasm or blind logic. May not understand emotions immediately, but when given time to process them, will understand them in a clear and structured format.

[i-know-the-best]

[umrzec]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[neverthere12345]

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[weloveshortvideos]

[tyleroakley]

I LOVE THIS

[nudiemuse]

ALWAYS WAVE BACK.

Tiny humans need that kind of thing. ALWAYS wave back.

[klubbhead]

[cisnowflake]

You’ve gone too far this time.

[light-reflector]

Imagine explaining this…the, the, the layers of MEME

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[dicapito]

A historic moment :,)