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Venom and Scales [OC RP blog. Please be kind, English is my third language.]

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The Knight-Captain ($60 commission)

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[nyyght]

Please re-blog if you’re OK with silly fan art of your characters.

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*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

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Headcanons

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Warning

My muse is not always nice. My muse can and will kill. This is in character, and in no way, me against you.  I will warn you. I will explain why my muse behaves like that, if it is appropriate to, timing and plot wise. I will attempt to give you a way out of it. But I will not change my muse’s character for you.  If your muse pisses off my muse, and my muse wants to attack and kill yours, there is only so much I can do to ensure that my muse is still in character. If you do not want your muse to die, please discuss with me.  But if you keep pushing my muse, despite being warned that death is what my muse desire for yours, please face the consequences with no negativity. 

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Send me "Are you going to shoot me?" for my muse to hold a gun against your muse's head. Send me "I swear I'll shoot you" for your muse to hold a gun against my muse's head.

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elyncia:

hey, for science, could you guys reblog this and put in the tags

where you live

 the language you speak most often

what you call a tiny, overpriced grocery store on a street corner where you go when you just need a carton of milk or a candy bar or something

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i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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[Click the picture to be linked to the full version, this thing’s big!]

Featuring!

timeywimeyten askcecewells galacticmotive's Ink debatablemortality ectopicfantast's Mius Askcecewells’ Malachai Ki’ila the little robot bird Ectopicfantast’s Sakura violeteyedgemini's Ramura Sir Mocha of the Laser Croissants, the cat. Galacticmotive’s Savira Galacticmotive’s Arelas Ectopicfantast’s Kichuna Ectopicfantast’s Koishe themindcanbite vonmindoraan​ ringtailedrascal thatfreakingfennec infernalinquiries' Mikhail Infernalinquiries’ Rachel evenelvesbite Violeteyedgemini’s Rikku bingandthegirls' Bing Askcecewells’ Remy silvertonguedgod Formally dontwastethetea, now Galacticmotive’s Freckle Tetch thegothamunknown's Alice drunkenspacewolf's Tiran Bingandthegirls’ Gwendolyn huntingbythebooks abuskingstreetmage and skinnylittletwit

I know I missed people but god damn it, my hand hurts. Sorry Zar, Emma, and Reggie. :C

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Fine Points

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"Someone hoo can do vot Hy do." It is a simple answer, and already she is counting money. Two twenty bills, three ten bills, and away the rest of the money goes. He does not need to know she keeps her money in her gem.

"Hyu can not yet do these things, so Hy vill show chu. Chu saw, ja, vot it is Hy am able to do, that Hy am dangerous, und, eh, chu vill also be."

She crosses to the door, and holds it open, and the seventy dollars out for him. “Out. Bring knives, ja? Und, eh - stick.”

[skinnylittletwit]

She gets a Look like she’s stupid.

In fairness, anyone from around here, who did what she does, and assumed someone like him wasn’t always armed, kinda would be.

Just to make his point, pun fully intended, a knife’s pulled out of… somewhere in his clothes, it’s actually hard to see where exactly. Granted, calling it a knife might be being a bit charitable - it’s a fucking sharpened toothbrush - but it’s sharp and he can stab things with it.

His staff’s kicked up from its position at the side of his bed, and he follows, halfway snatching the proffered bills.

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She stares at the toothbrush with incredulity. "Hokay. This - is fine for now. But chu need to get proper knifes vhen chu can - Hy don't care if chu steal them." She turns towards the wall, and begins a climb up it.

"Vhen ve get up there, chu vill attack me und Hy vill defend against this, so Hy can see vot chu look like attacking a person, ja?"

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Reporting The Rack - Results

She had mistaken them for Savira’s drawings — initially, anyway. But her drawings never end up in the office, nor in a neat stack like this, or … well.

Admittedly Savira probably draws better than this. Or at least the handwriting’s better. So Sakura stares at the crayon and charcoal etchings, and picks them up to look through. “The hell…?”

Images of the tavern, specific corners, floor-areas… Poor quality or not; the etchings are recognizable. Clear. And depicting rather alarming notes; security weaknesses. She flips through the pages, flips back, compares a few notes against memory… “…Who in the realms?”

Whoever did this; they’re good. And illiterate. That narrows the suspect list a great deal… 

… Lee?

Since when does Lee touch crayons? But, everything else makes sense…

Sakura shifts her jaw in thought. So the kid’s got some unexpected skills. A faint smirk settles on her face as she gives the pages one more look-over.

Honestly, with an eye like that, his skills are wasted in a tavern setting. It’s a surprise Azdun hadn’t tried to recruit him, but then again… It just means the tavern’s got one more talent on the team.

Sakura grins. This place is forming up nicely.

Thoughts of fortifying home-bases aside, this ‘report’ on security breaches is important; and it couldn’t have had better timing. Others are going to hear about this. Specifically Iris, Javi, Rachel, Koishe, and whoever else handles security, first. “Gonna get a lot of work done…”

But before Sakura sets off, she takes a moment of pause to look over the report as a whole. “… Man.”

"These are more readable than other paperwork I deal with." Sakura chuckles. "Why can’t all my reports be pictures in crayon? I’d actually have the patience for it."

"Right, time to get to work." Papers under one arm, Sakura sets off.

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Privately, Javilynn agrees with Sakura. She is thankful for the simple language and the drawings - paperwork that is wordy and complicated, she usually needs to have this deciphered. "Hy think he deserves a bonus for this."

"Hy did nein esk him to do it, und it is very, eh, thorough. Hy vould nein even heff thought to look at half these things, und eh... Hy am not so familiar vith the modern... things, ja, like he is? So..."

She pages through the report, quiet for a few minutes, before she passed them along. "The inside security vould mostly be best addressed, Hy think, by training more people to be vorking under me und also by having... Eh, employee get-to-know-each-other... Things. Introduce new people to their department, vhen they are hired, und make it so that mistakes are not to be fired for, if it is not on purpose, make it so they know this.... Hy vill think more on things to do, maybe also talk with Lee."

"Structure problems, obviously, need to be fixed soon as possible, ve have the money for this, ja?"

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Things I like to think about: Javilynn in clothes that are modern instead of the clothes she wore in Arcadia. Like her in a fish netted shirt and a short ripped-off at the bottom shirt and a skirt that is held up by a wide belt and very tall laced up combat boots and ripped stockings. I think she likes modern clothes a lot.

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Kard Knife 

Dated: circa 1690

Culture: Moghul

Medium: Burma rubies, white jade, gold and Damascus steel

Measurements: overall length 28.5cm; blade length 17.7cm

This 17th-century Moghul knife, known as a kard, features a white jade handle covered with rare Burma rubies and engraved gold. The pommel features a large cabochon Burma ruby set in gold, and a Damascus blade. 

Source: Copyright © 2014 M.S. Rau Antiques

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                                      I will not hope for                                                                                   your ᴅᴏᴡɴғᴀʟʟ;                                                                                                                                 —— I  will  e n s u r e  it.

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Fine Points

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"Every now and then, hev jobs that need two pepple. Hev been going out to find pepple, but - stalls, takes too much time to find someone…. goot, ja? So… Hyu. Hyu, I said, vorth vorking on. Vorking vith, also, didn’t turn tail."

She turns to face him, now. Slips her thumbs into the pockets of her jeans. “So. Vill giff hyu seventy dollars effery time hyu vake up und follow me to learn things, und eighty more if hyu stick it out two hours. Just, eh…. so I have someone around so I do not hev to hunt someone down always vhen I need someone to vork vit.”

"Cash."

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Shit, he’ll get out of bed for seventy-eighty cash.

(He knows what that adds up to, sort of. Just, fuck you okay?)

He rolls forwards out of bed, landing in a crouch and straightening up almost immediately, rolling his joints with a series of cracks.

"Yeah, a’right. Deal."

It says a lot for what he thinks of that kind of money that this comes before his next question.

"So what d’you need anyway?"

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"Someone hoo can do vot Hy do." It is a simple answer, and already she is counting money. Two twenty bills, three ten bills, and away the rest of the money goes. He does not need to know she keeps her money in her gem.

"Hyu can not yet do these things, so Hy vill show chu. Chu saw, ja, vot it is Hy am able to do, that Hy am dangerous, und, eh, chu vill also be."

She crosses to the door, and holds it open, and the seventy dollars out for him. “Out. Bring knives, ja? Und, eh - stick.”

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Hunting sword, scabbard, bi-knife and bodkin

Dated: circa 1680 - 1700 

Place of origin: Germany 

Medium: ivory, silver, steel, enamel

Measurements: sword length: 65.5 cm, width: 8 cm quillons, hilt length: 12.3 cm (grip including restraining collar), width: 4.2 cm hilt (top of grip), depth: 2.3 cm hilt (top of grip), weight: 0.52 kg. Scabbard length: 530 mm, width: 40 mm, weight: 0.12 kg. Bi-knife length: 18 cm, height: 5.7 cm handle (exposed ivory), width: 1.6 cm handle, depth: 1 cm handle, weight: 0.04 kg. Bodkin length: 18 cm, height: 5.7 cm handle (exposed ivory), width: 1.4 cm handle, depth: 1 cm handle, weight: 0.04 kg

Provenance: bought from an unrecorded vendor in 1863

This ivory and steel hunting sword, bi-knife and bodkin are made in Germany in circa 1680-1700. The handle of the hunting knife is carved with intertwined animals. The style of the carving suggests the above date; the sheath may be later.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Victoria & Albert Museum

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Fine Points

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"Ja, s’pose I could, but then hyu vould miss out on die chance to get paid. Need, eh - help again, ja?" Javi shifts as though to move, rolling a shoulder. "Thought, only, vould to show you to fight like me, hyur die only person ict vorth bothering, goot vit a knife."

"Can’t go round in die daylight doing things, spook pepple. Funny, but bad for making progress." She is careful to avoid the word ‘teach’.

"All sorts of clean up problems if person valks in the path of a knife, or something, Ja? Could do stick things also, I am thinking, Iris told me a story how you saved her life, vould like to see how you do this." Javi is watching over her shoulder with her good eye.

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Well, money has his attention - he remembers her damn well.

Remembers the wad of cash she had, too.

If she’s offering to pay, at least he knows she’s good for it.

He doesn’t sit up, just yet, but he’s less bristly, less tense. Glancing back out of the corner of his eye.

"…I’m listenin’."

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"Every now and then, hev jobs that need two pepple. Hev been going out to find pepple, but - stalls, takes too much time to find someone.... goot, ja? So... Hyu. Hyu, I said, vorth vorking on. Vorking vith, also, didn't turn tail."

She turns to face him, now. Slips her thumbs into the pockets of her jeans. "So. Vill giff hyu seventy dollars effery time hyu vake up und follow me to learn things, und eighty more if hyu stick it out two hours. Just, eh.... so I have someone around so I do not hev to hunt someone down always vhen I need someone to vork vit."

"Cash."