the pentex vape switched my cilantro soap gene

marckus' side piece who hes gonna divorce kitten for. 19, he/him, wod/htp fan, do not scrape my work for ai and ask me in DMs/asks before reposting or using my work anywhere. pokerp blog is @rhysuperior

[evenpeaks]

☆*:.｡. o🌀🏜️INTRO POST 🏜️🌀 o.｡.:*☆

anything sensitive will be tagged appropriately, so this blog is fine for minors! stay safe out there!

hello. im evenpeaks but if you don’t want to use my Legal Name you can call me even! i use he/him, and im on the aroace spectrum. do not repost/copy my art even WITH credit !! i am an artist, a writer, a dm/gm/st and your friendly neighborhood wyrm-worshipping edgelord! if you like rotomblr, my pokerp blog is @rhysuperior

i am a mainly a Hunter: the Parenting/World of Darkness poster. majority of what you get is art, but I might post some character analysis sometimes! particularly about my wife marckus. (I frequently use she/her to refer to marckus. she is a woman to me) please dni if you use tme/tma or think transandrophobia isn’t real; i am a trans man and i don’t want to deal with people who aren’t normal about me

i know people don’t always like hearing the ‘proshipper ‘ label, so i will phrase it like this- idgaf about what other people do online unless it doesn’t hurt real people, which is the sentiment behind proshipping. i rb incest/gore/other sensitive topics but they're tagged appropriately! none of this is real let's have fun with it

#evenspeaks is for when i'm yapping aimlessly about whatever- wod, htp, or irl stuff. #my art for my art. praise the wyrm, that's all!

[3liza]

we are learning a lot about tumblr today

[sreegs]

today:

pjackk was unbanned because @3liza finally got through to staff about a fucking weird bug with the support form that got the metal bastard banned because it claimed he posted some Bulgarian nationalist shit (this was not a real post that pjackk ever posted). other high-profile bans like @garaks-padded-bra was hit with the same bug and its being investigated

there was a new feature added that lets people see your comments on your blog page in a tab like your likes or followers. everyone was mad that it was not toggle-able. it was actually toggle-able.

pjackk was either banned again or he deactivated and we'll know in 30 days when the deactivation grace period is up and his blog is renamed

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[shqrkdud]

He don't bite

[xpyray]

Moon and sea

[evenpeaks]

they let him do it this year

[casual-haterism]

"eeerm can transmascs under this posts shut up... this one is for the girlies..." i forgot that my entire life of suffering as a woman got erased actually the moment i put he him in my bio sorry

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[hollowtones]

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[m4nsch]

what a strange day today! everyone are so clumsy maybe they need to rest a little

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 75

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Cecil art is by @littleulvar

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[riyatheobsessing]

I've Worked Out Big-D's Real Name!

So, as I was trying to get to sleep last night, my mind wandered. And, as it sometimes does, it wandered to thinking about HTP. And then I had a thought....

We know that Big-D was in Norfolk, Virginia at some point. Well, as good as. We basically know that he was in the house of an uncertain amount of corpses on account of the Garg-O's horse soap.

We can surmise Anton was with him, because we know from Alfabusa's YouTube post that he's into wrestling and such and one of the rooms is all about combat sports.

This is supported by the Norfolk, Virginia prescription that Polydora lifted off Big-D. And, more importantly, an ID.

With this, we can make the reasonable assumption that Anton's full name is Anthony Sausage.

So, as I lay in bed, trying to get to sleep, I had the thought. "Big-D married and had a kid with someone called Sausage?" And then I remembered, according to patriarchy, most places have the woman take the man's name. If you think about that, Big-D's surname would have to be sausage, wouldn't it?

But even knowing that, where does that get you? "D" Sausage? And that's when it happened. As my eyes fluttered closed and Morpheus embraced me, I had a flash of inspiration!

Behold! Big-D's real name!

I regret nothing about how I'm choosing to spend my Sunday.

[riyatheobsessing]

I've just realised. If this were true, it would make Horse "Horse Sausage", which foreshadows the UK's 2013 horse meat scandal!

Name even more confirmed!

[bunnywand-z]

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you