Ever Changing Obsessions

Trying to finish school with a crippling internet/procrastination problem. (Youtube, DAI, and GOT are the worst offenders atm)

[insomniac-arrest]

reframing monster stories is so empowering

like, Medusa protecting women’s shelters and turning abusers to stone? Empowering as hell

The Slit-Mouthed Woman targeting beauty industry mogels that profit off of women’s destructive poor body image? good

a ghostly three-headed dog going after people who run dog-fighting rings? hell yeah

fairy’s stealing children from abused homes and leaving deadly changelings behind that go after the parents? cool

[starlightrose13]

We keep telling kids scary stories so they behave, but I think the adults need this shit more

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shinat0se-deactivated20190118]

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[tdpsecretsanta2k18]

a pitch hit (amaya/gren) for @pentachilles!

[hotcheezgrl]

it is phil day, my dudes

@amazingphil happy bday!

here’s the speedpaint

[doggosource]

pls dont leave

[chakrasandchaos-deactivated2018]

Antonio Sicilia’s Fall 2015 line is basically high fashion star fleet uniforms and it’s wonderful. 

[static-warp-bubble]

I legit thought this was high fashion Star Trek cosplay

[untitled94191]

[daily-bad-jokes]

Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it’s made out of hide!

[julielilac]

me @ tumblr

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[thedicepaladin]

Me, the DM, laughing: Does a 24 hit? My level 2 players: dOesS A 24 HiT???

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

[salty-inc]

Me: *checks the weather*

The weather: you’re fucked

[00807x]

[peteseegerbisexual]

@spiritspodcast

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[daily-bad-jokes]

If Spock has Vulcan ears, what does Scotty have?

Engineers!