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intellectually i understand that ds9 probably has sonic washing machines or whatever but i think the station should have a coin-operated laundromat (you must go to quark's to exchange cash into Quark Coins to use it) and i think there should be drama wherein someone removes garak's wet clothes from the washing machine and leaves them in a heap on a table. and of course he finds out who did it by hacking the security cameras and promptly rigs the washing machine to explode the next time they use it.
julian always forgets to take his washing out and every time someone else puts it in the dryer for him to be nice. four years in and he still believes that there's a hidden transporter function in the machines that take the wet clothes and zap them over to the dryer automatically
Truly awful fifteen minutes in there late one night when both Garak and Kira turn up because they thought it would be quiet but no. Garak gnawing his knuckles in agony because Kira is throwing everything in together and not sorting them into piles for different temperature washes. Will she thump me now because I’ve spoken to her, or will she thump me later because she’ll know I could have saved her, and why is this my life.
Jake and Nog do, at some point, accidentally install a hidden transporter function, but instead of zapping your washing into the dryer, it zaps one sock per wash into the transporter buffer on the Defiant. Years later, this upsets a delicate first contact situation in the Delta Quadrant when O'Brien thinks to clear out the ol' buffer while in orbit and causes the heavens over a pre-warp society to rain socks for days.
STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE 2001 – 2005・2x15 Cease Fire
Star Trek mental health counselors at a conference trading horror stories realize they’re all talking about Miles O’Brien.
"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.
Ds9 characters going through genuinely the worst trauma over and over again, finding new ways to have the most horrendous time:
Ds9 crew in the next episode:
Inspired by a conversation on discord.
Friends who *haven’t* watched Stargate, pick a bonkers bit of lore with minimal context
Daniel’s parents died in a tragic Wile E Coyote style museum display accident
Most powerful villains in SG1 were defeated with an Atheism Ray
Jack had a telepathic connection with a barber for 7 years. never mentioned it.
Because of time travel Hammond secretly knows *everything* ahead of time in S1
McKay and Bill Nye the Science Guy know and dislike each other
SGA is really just the universe’s most convoluted shopping trip for AA batteries
The gate can literally be dialed manually like a rotary telephone
Advanced aliens need SG1 so they can think up *dumber* solutions to problems
The writers used “evil legos” as a villain concept *twice*
Merlin is real and he used to be an energy squid
An even sillier and lower budget version of the show exists in-universe
I have watched Stargate/show results
These aren’t even the most wild parts of the lore they’re just what I thought of first
had a dream last night that the hot new trek ship taking over tumblr was Julian/Janeway. 90% of the fan works were epistolary fic where Julian gets really into the idea of the doomed mission of voyager and sends Janeway fanmail once they re-establish contact, which rapidly turns into a steamy long-distance romance that brings them both much needed distraction from their respective spirals into depression and gives fans free reign to write Janeway going full cougar. and it was so hugely popular in my dream like every third post on the dash was about them
#I think once a month Star Trek fans should randomly generate a pairing from all available characters #and spend that month posting nothing but that pairing #we could create some truly cursed shit #but in amongst that shit would be some true diamonds
i agree and i made a generator! if someone wants to do something with this please be my guest 🤗 https://perchance.org/trekrarepairs
single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future
KATHRYN JANEWAY in STAR TREK: VOYAGER — YEAR OF HELL PART II
Coming to Stargate from Star Trek, it's like, 'FUCK your prime directive.' It's so funny.
Like Trek has all these episodes where the prime directive causes the plot. At it's silliest, it's an excuse for our heroes to have to dress up as gangers. At it's grandest, it's the hinge point of an excrutiating moral dilemna. And Stargate just says 'fuck that noise.' There are so many episodes where the team's arrival is actively harmful to the planets' natives. And sometimes our guys go 'whoopsie doopsie' before moving on, but sometimes they don't. It's hilarous and perfect and such an (unintentional?) indictment of the US Military. I love it so much.
see, deep down i know that you're all talking about the gay hockey show when you shorten it to 'HR' but that does not stop my knee jerk reaction of thinking wow. what the hell is going on in that human resources department
voyager seems like a horrible place to trap the characters until you break it down into what would each character be doing if they weren't trapped on voyager? and then b'elanna and chakotay would either be in prison or dead, janeway and harry and tuvok would be fighting and possibly dying in the dominion war, tom would be in prison or just sad and alone, seven would be borg or killed if species 8472 had taken out all the borg, kes and her people would've been destroyed or enslaved by the kazon, the doctor would be a slave in the ore mines or whatever, neelix would be... bopping around i suppose. but in a sad way. like you guys think voyager is bad? try not being on voyager. it's worse
Star Trek Enterprise: Cease Fire
Trip Pinching His Nose in Catwalk (2.12)
Bad girls do it well
I can’t believe we are getting a new Star Trek voyager game in a couple weeks!
