・❥・Hii my name is Chai! [She/Her] I'm 17 and I write fics as much as I revise for my A levels!
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I have basically nothing to do so feel free to send me requests, or just ask me random stuff I really don't mind. (I lied i'm being abused by A levels, I still don't mind requests tho just saying!)
Credits: Dividers by @/cursed-carmine. Art from 'Fall in love false angels'
I should write a fic, upload it on Tumblr and tag it #hopecore #dystopian #fruitageraero. It goes SUPER viral. Suddenly, I'm rich and famous. Yumi dies in a car crash and I meet DISNEY
A/N: Hey so I'm kind of sorry that I literally ghosted your request for like 8 months but a lot of stuff happened over those 8 months okay like dreaming of my statistics teacher sliming me because I didn't do her homework. Also you lot I'm literally writing this like 3 hours before my stats and mechanics exam
Disclaimers: Jade is implied to have a crush on Reader, mentions of blood, Jade is a bit of a masochist, Reader is becoming a sadist, Reader isn't implied to be Yuu but is called Shrimpy once by Floyd, the whole story is a bit suggestive I'm so sorry, reader is implied to be shorter than Jade, mild swearing, reader is a bit agressive.
Synopsis: Jade Leech, oh what trouble was he. You so wish you could beat him down to his place. Especially after he ran off on a toy car of all things to get away from with your stolen essay due soon!
“…Give it back!” you went on your tippy toes, trying to reach the pieces of paper stapled together in Jade’s hand,
“Hmm…i’m not quite sure,” Said Jade, “I’m quite a fan of the soft feel of this paper and how the paragraphs look so clean and structured against the page, could you not print another one yourself?”
“…I ran out of money for the printer,”
Jade grinned, seeing how the corners of his lush lips lifted to a smile.
“Seems like you’ll need this one then,” He slightly lowered his arm, giving you the impression he was going to give it to you, “Oh [Name], Is that Crewel right there?”
“What where!?” you snapped your head around, making Jade bite his bottom lip, attempting to suppress a quick chuckle before turning his heel and proceeding to run away. Hearing his footsteps, you grit your teeth before turning your head back around and seeing Jade’s silhouette running across the corridors. Students darting their heads to look at him at the rare sight and almost believing it was Floyd cosplaying as Jade instead, “…Come back here!”
you chasing after him made them realise that it was definitely Jade.
“This eel bitch…!” You swore under your breath, hands gripping against the edge of the doors that lead inside the school building. Seeing Jade, that 6 foot something tall creature riding a miniature car that was most likely made by ignihyde — where did he get that from!? — If it weren’t because he was currently running away with your essay, you would’ve laughed at sight of such a gigantic guy in such a small car.
You were panting, breathing heavily as your palm grasped your knee as you used the other to wipe the sweat off your forehead. Straightening up, now dawning on you how Jade had led you to an area of Octavinelle you never had seen before.
‘Octavinelle has a pool?’
“Well I didn’t think your small legs had it in you to run after me,” He taunted you, walking up to you as he fanned you with the paper he stole from you. Clenching your jaw, you tried getting the paper, “Uh oh, I fear I still need this for my own selfish desires,”
He said immediately lifting the papers out of reach.
“You infuriate me…”
“You know such magnanimous words?” Jade pointed out, lifting his arm to the very top as he waved your paper, “Could you spell it out for me?”
“No sorry,” you responded, “Could you spell it out for me?”
“Oh it’s M-A-G—UEUGH!” Jade bended to his torso, one arm embracing around the side of his stomach after you had bashed your fist against his waist,
“Why aren’t you still down?” you scoffed at how the teen was seemingly still standing before you prepared yourself to kick your knee into his stomach,
“Sevens–” Jade blurted out, before falling to the ground, looking behind him, seeing how he was closer to the pool than before. However, it was just then he noticed how his radius seemed to have darkened, noticing a looming shadow before him. Snapping his head back forward he saw how you stood just over him.
‘Why’s that sicko grinning so hard after I kicked him?’ Said you, your eyes filled with disgust looking straight at his lips— no his face.
“Give me that,” You lowered yourself just above his legs, though Jade was quick on his hands that he moved the paper away from you, the paper looming just above the pool water,
“…!”
“I fear you’ll have to try harder than that, you,” He told you, causing you to attempt to inch closer to the paper where by proxy you were basically straddling the guy’s lap,
“Could you stop being so difficult—” you’s words pressed against your throat, seeing Jade loosen his grip on the paper in which the stack dissolved into the water,
“Whoopsie daisy,”
“You—”
“Hm?” you quickly shut your mouth, knowing you’d probably lose control of your words as your gaze bore into Jade’s sly expression, his lips tugging oh so smugly as though he won.
It was just then you stood up,
“Oh?” Jade tilted his head to the side, feeling the warmth of your knees that were so tightly anchored to his hips now dissipating, “Leaving so early? Won’t you care for some tea—”
Jade was promptly interrupted by you grabbing him by the back of his collar and throwing him into the pool as though you were throwing a bowling ball.
you sighed, delightfully so as you began walking away from the pool,
“I thought you’d know better than throwing merfolk into a body of water,” you heard Jade’s voice call out behind you,
‘Ah,’ you thought to yourself, foreshadowing the fact that Jade grabbed you by the ankle and dragged you into the pool.
You held your breath, closing your eyes as you felt your body embracing a more dense medium. You felt like you were floating in a way, feeling lightweight in a way but also heavy as your weight continued to drag you down to the bottom.
You opened your eyes, flinching when you saw a mismatched pair of grey-yellow staring back at you so curiously as though there wasn’t the chance of you drowning in this body of water. The surprise of seeing that slimy eel took you aback so much you had accidentally inhaled a breath of water. It was just then you felt an arm wrap around your waist.
you choked into the air, freeing your lungs from any more residual pool water,
“Are you okay there, [Name]?” Said Jade, not bothering to hide the smile on his face as he swiped your wet bangs away from your visual field. One arm held you by the back of your thighs, preventing you from fully submerging into the water as his other hand held you by the small of your back. You grit your teeth,
“—You bitch!” you yelled, slapping him across the face. A red handprint now plastered against Jade’s blue cheek, — seemingly the vice dorm head was in his eel form, “I could’ve nearly drowned there!?”
However as the fog of anger in your mind started to dissipate, your eyes were now fixed on Jade’s face. Noticing how his eyes shifted from abrupt shock to him now suddenly biting down on his a bit too lush bottom lip as he suppressed a chuckle. Wiping the back of his hand against his bruised lip where a smear of blood spread across the corner of his mouth. “…You’re laughing at this?”
“I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it,” you grabbed a fistful of his hair, pulling his head back to force him to look up at you, “We’re getting quite feisty now aren’t we?”
“I think I'm getting closer to drowning you instead,”
“And not getting closer to kissing me? I’m quite saddened,” His abrupt sentence made you freeze for a second before, the hand gripping his hair loosening for a moment,
“No, absolutely not,”
Jade narrowed his eyes, lifting a brow,
“Really?” He responded, “Then why is it that your eyes are never looking at me but at my lips instead?”
“Well your lips are on your face so I’m technically looking at you—” you paused, “—That would be if I were actually looking at your lips,”
“I wonder if you’re simply a bad liar or you’re just flustered that I caught you?”
“Caught me? Don’t get too ahead of yourself—” you lightly gasped when you felt your anchor — Jade — leaning backwards at a 45 degree angle where his cool back met the edge of the pool. The hand on your back dragged you with him where your face now stood inches above his own.
“Go on,” He responded, grinning so smugly where his lips tugged to a sharp wry smile as one hand trailed off to your hand that was supporting yourself from sliding off by creating friction against his chest. You hadn’t realised where your hands went until Jade softly grabbed your wrist, where his fingers grazed against the skin of your inner palm and grabbed one of your fingers. He pulled your ring finger and placed it against the plush of his bottom lip, “Nothing’s stopping you, I won’t even complain,”
you bit your tongue,
‘Shit.’ you thought to yourself, before the hand that Jade was holding onto gained ownership and freed itself from his grasp. Where using that same hand, you grabbed his chin, tugging on the skin below his bottom lip which caused them to slightly part,
“You promise?”
The corners of Jade’s lips tugged to a wry but almost satisfied smile. A hue creeping up on either side of his face where his expression could only be read as joy from a successful mission.
“I promise,”
It was only a matter of nanoseconds after Jade’s statement where you angled his face so that you could latch your mouth against his properly. Whereas Jade propped your thigh against him on his hip to make sure you didn't slide away from him. His other hand went to the back of your head, securing a palm there as he purposefully deepened the kiss, as the other hand on your thigh trailed upwards and reached the wet hem of your shirt. Pushing the fabric upwards his palm decided to rest on your cold bare skin where it was just then you bit down on his bottom lip to snap him away from whatever he was intending to do. However that seemed to only entice him further as you could feel himself grin against your lips and his nails sharply grazing against your skin at the sudden jolt of pain.
‘….He’s enjoying this?’ you would look at him in disgust, but it’s quite hard to when you're the one indulging him, hence you should be equally as gross, right? You stopped caring when you bit down on his bottom lip harder before finally letting go and where Jade was quick to pull you back down to bind your lips against his. The soft taste of blood invading your tongue as Jade’s palm on the back of your head encouraged you to tilt to the side and deepen the kiss.
“Oh come on,” It was just then that the doors to the pool opened, “You two are so gross…”
Jade felt something hit the top of his head.
“Ow!?”
You pulled your face away from him, a string of saliva connecting both you and Jade as the two of you looked up seeing Floyd crouching over the pool edge with a pool net in hand that was connected to a long stick.
“What are you doing here?”
“I’m on pool duty ya know?” He promptly responded, “Or do you not remember?”
“I didn’t think you took Azul’s nagging seriously,”
“Well I did today and what ‘bout it?” Tapping the end of the stick against Jade’s head, “Now get out of the pool,” His eyes trailed to you, “And you too, shrimpy,”
He responded with equal disgust as he tapped the stick against your nose,
“Hey!” You complained.
“Aw but I was so enjoying my time here,” Jade decided to promptly wrap his arms around you in a hugging motion, “Don’t you think you could leave us alone for another hour or so, dear brother?”
Jade nuzzled against your cheek, looking at Floyd with pleading eyes, who looked at him back with repulsion,
“No.” He responded, turning his head to the side where he slapped a hand to his mouth, “Fuck i’m about to barf,”
I got a scene stuck in my head and wanted to try to draw out the expression but I feel like I failed to really capture what was in my head but this is good enough I guess.
Also this isn't a ship but more of like a fun dynamic I envisioned thassal
While we don't rlly know Minjael yet, I'd like to imagine he has a cheeky side to him
EDIT: I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO FIX THE GOLD CHAINS(?) NECKLACE THINGY UHM... IF YOU NOTICED IT, NO, YOU DIDNT
This is what I roughly drew before I started. Kind of like what is leading up to the drawing and I tried envision the feeling more
I have a lot of work to do... anyway enjoy the bonus snippet.
i hope both sides of ure pillows are as hot as the sahara tassle-kun 😇
Why do you want my pillows to be hot???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 so I can lie my head on it and become hot???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 You want me to be hot Yumi??????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 That's kinda gay