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RHETT -> OPEN

Lina: Not me, not yet at least. remind me to never let you close

Lina: Bitch, who tf is trina vega? Stop comparing me to every latina you know, we're literally not all the same

Lina: Why? Why would I do that? We've already determined he's smarter than you

Rhett: NOT YET? So there's a chance :)

Rhett: You haven't seen Victorious? WTF are you? A weeb?

Rhett: Listen. If I took your portrait and put it next to that ass in that pic - it would look exactly the same; Cheeks and all.

Rhett: He's not though :P He is smarter than Milo, according to my recent test.

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Lina: did she make a mistake in trusting you, that poor girl

Lina: did you forget you're from jersey? I don't know anything worse

Lina: and it's my issue because? you should be lucky that duck isn't cooked yet.

Rhett: To be fair most people make that mistake.

Rhett: Listen. You came here from LA to live out your Trina Vega dreams like the rest of us. Fuck out of here with that Jersey shit I already knew.

Rhett: You say that now, but you know you'll be helping me test his intellect against Milo later today.

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Lina: should I even bother asking if she knows you own this picture?

Lina: you assume child abuse because of hollywood?

Lina: remind me why i gave you my number?

Rhett: Bruh, I have all her nudes on hand incase she needs them.

Rhett: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKIN SHOES?

Rhett: because I need it incase I need to call out for Quackers.

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Lina: Car? who tf is car? however, i dont expect much

Lina: that's right, i forgot you share the same intellect as a child

Lina: also, not a cultured meal for every child in America, just go to East LA and ask.

Rhett: https://66.media.tumblr.com/94c9fbdc9bf72fd8a02f54cf2761663a/1abbbbdafdd509ba-23/s1280x1920/59740cd961b6f3df10b7c5676eb448a2cbb01de4.jpg

Rhett: children are the future of this nation

Rhett: not my fault la only operates on juice cleanses and child abuse.

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina #tw; child abuse #tw; bare ass

RHETT -> OPEN

Lina: that's disgusting, you're a misogynist

Lina: have you ever had cultured food in your life? Duck is used in more than one type of meal.

Rhett: i'm a male in a patriarchal society, car. what did you expect?

Rhett: if it's not dino nuggies or mac and cheese, i don't want it. but it's a very cultured meal. ask every kid in america.

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Lina: and i'm sure that ALSO turns you on

Lina: yeah, don't worry, he'll be put to good use

Rhett: uh... only moms turn me on, really. oh, and stuck porn.

Rhett: but you're not a chinese restaurant owner.....

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina #tw; stereotyping #tw; porn mention

RHETT -> OPEN

Lina: Mr. McCormick, this is highly unethical.

Lina: Yes, actually, will there be a problem or should I take it higher up?

Rhett: .... you make me feel like James Bond when you call me Mr. McCormick

Rhett: :( but they'll take Colonel Quakers away

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Lina: and this is why i've blocked your number 4 times already

Lina: you have too much time on your hands, i have work that needs to be done, get to it.

Rhett: fuck yeah. gotta get to the 69th time ;)

Rhett: who do you think you are? my BOSS? XD

#{ 1-800-ifuckedyourmom || t. }#ft. lina

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Rhett: BRUH - BRUHHHHH

Rhett: if pete davidson’s dick is truly 10 inches and ariana grande is 60 inches tall (5 ft), then that means pete davidsons dick is 16.6% of her entire being.....

#malnatistarters #idek man #he's #rhett

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everettmccormick

— && guests may mistake me as ( colin ford ), but really i am ( everett mccormick + cis male + he/him ) and my DOB is ( 8/6/1997 ). i am applying for the ( waiter ) position as part of the EHP and would like to live in suite ( 306 ). i should be hired because i am ( dauntless & charismatic ), but i can also be ( sarcastic & astute ) at times. personally, i like to ( skateboard & graffiti ) when off the clock, but that won’t interfere with work.

tw; neglect, death, cursing, trash, emotional neglect, verbal abuse, hostile home, death, more trash

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