shadows.

The name's Everlie. I like to raise Hell. When I'm not out doing that, though, you can find me at Oakvale High, my old foster home, or the Palladium. If you spend your childhood waiting to become an adult, you're not living. 

[bronahschmidt]

You could just ask me to bring food to work you know.

[everlie-saybrook]

But then I won’t have earned it, Schmitty.

[tristanverdell]

Undeniably gorgeous huh? Look Ginger, I can appreciate you trying to “spice up your life” with SAT words but you should stick to topics of conversation you’re more familiar with, itmakes you a little more undeniably cute. 

[everlie-saybrook]

Undeniably cute? I’m blushing! But actually, the little red squiggly that shows up when I type the word would tell me that it’s not recognized by any sort of dictionary. So it wouldn’t be an SAT word if it’s not in a dictionary, which kind of sucks! Cause ableism is a thing. And Jett’s my friend, so I just don’t like jokes about him coming our of your...beautiful, beautiful mouth. 

[bronahschmidt]

So Oakvale’s new principal requires mandatory counseling for those “intimately effected” by my mom’s arrest. For some reason he’s got the idea I’ve got a bad boy rep so if anyone wants to vouch for me NOT being a jerk, that’d be great.

I’ll even cook for you if you do.

[everlie-saybrook]

I can’t vouch for you not being a jerk, but I can vouch for you being a cool dude in spite of your jerkiness...Would I still get food?

[tristanverdell]

Yo, we can all agree the LUCKIEST guy at Midsummer opening was Whaley since he didn’t have to hear Charlie’s cello nonsense right?

[everlie-saybrook]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...Don’t think your undeniably gorgeous face means you can get away with ableist comments. (That’s a term I learned from Jett himself, and I like to pepper it into everyday conversation now and then.) 

[vinstage]

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: It's not usually something that comes up. When's the last time you met someone like "Hey, nice to met you, heard you have a rich ass uncle"?

Jett: Actually that seems like something you'd do, never mind.

Everlie: I've done that on at least two occasions, actually. And if I were you, I'd flaunt that shit. But you're actually a good person who lets people judge you on your character and stuff.

Everlie: But seriously. There's gotta be some girl you're interested in.

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: My uncle is hella rich, he owns like, almost all of Walker Park. I'm not supposed to have key access, but what he doesn't know doesn't hurt him.

Everlie: ??? I'm taking strong offense to the fact that I'm only learning this now. So use those keys and take a cutie of your choice to the top of the tallest building with the gorgeousest view in all of Walker Park. And boom. Your first date.

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: Do plenty of girls actually like dates like in stupid teen movies where you just go to playgrounds at night or hang out on top of buildings? That I can do, I'm really good at having roof access to places I shouldn't.

Everlie: 1) I'm a little scared to ask how you have that power. 2) OF COURSE. They wouldn't put it in stupid teen movies if we didn't. At least I think. I've never really had one of those. Tbh, my idea of a date is getting free food and making out. But I've totally had the playground date fantasy.

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: Probably because I'm a poor conversationalist?

Jett: That was horrible, I'm honestly sorry.

Jett: But really, I don't get out much.

Everlie: WOW, FUCK YOU. You almost made me feel bad. =P

Everlie: So start getting out! There are plenty of girls who totally dig that "cool, mysterious" vibe that you unintentionally give off.

[ive-sworn-off-manhandling]

“No life? You know who you’re talking to right? All I do is work. But I guess it could be fun for the both of us if I start venting.”

“Hey, if you’re happy with it then good for you. The rate my focus is going I could be joining you.You’re going to see you mom? Good luck, I can’t imagine it’ll be easy for you.”

[everlie-saybrook]

“Exactly! So you’ll be over at my place on Friday for a stress-relieving sleepover. It’s been decided.” 

“Psh, please, you’re way too dedicated to fail anything. Yeah, it won’t be easy...But I have a lot of questions and hopefully her brain won’t be too fried to give me some answers.”

[ive-sworn-off-manhandling]

“No it’ll be fine. This is not a freak out, more like a lashing out at everyone whose been driving me crazy.”

“- Wait. You’re getting held back? When did that happen?”

[everlie-saybrook]

“Well if you ever need to lash out and vent to someone, you know I have no life and would be totally willing.” 

“...Oh. Well, I fucked up and failed Chem last semester. They’re offering me summer school to make up for it, but I’m gonna take a trip to Florida to see my mother this summer. So I can’t. So I’ll fail. But that’s okay.”

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: He's gonna be so happy, I don't think he's been on a date in decades.

Jett: He's asking me for advice. Don't have the heart to tell him I've never been on a date. Does she like flowers?

Everlie: I can confirm that Maude has not been on a date since 1993. And yes, she loves anything that grows out of the ground.

Everlie: But wait, you've never been on a date?! How?!

[ive-sworn-off-manhandling]

“I swear if someone mentions that play, exams or their perfect relationship one more time-”

[everlie-saybrook]

“Hey, the good part about most likely getting held back? I don’t have to worry about midterms. I can help you study, though, if you’re freaking out about them.” 

[everlie-saybrook]

Text @ Everlie

Jett: Hugo wants a date with Maude. He's too nervous to ask so he's going through his employees now.

Everlie: !!!!!!!!

Everlie: Well then I will make sure she hauls her adorable widowed ass to the antique shop this week. Because she'll accept -- And if she doesn't, I'll make her accept.

[adam-hamada]

I think I perpetually smell like coffee. wow.

[everlie-saybrook]

Well that means that now you have to sit next to me in Gov just so I can smell you. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. 

[everlie-saybrook]

jettwhaley:

Turns out movie theaters aren’t the worst if the staff is entertaining.

Told you so! And you underestimated me. 

[flwrby]

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