yapping

[totally-cis-offical]

Mint chocolate chip is so funny. “This poison tastes really good. But you know what it needs? More poison”

[totally-cis-offical]

Me, making a dish containing chocolate, mint, pepper, alcohol, salt, and all of the spices: “MORE POISON”

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Me adding lemon juice and cinnamon to my blueberry muffins

[thevictorianmonster]

Me adding soot to my monster

[totally-cis-offical]

Soot? As in the stuff from a fire?

[thevictorianmonster]

They very same! It's delicious and full of protien

[everly-rune]

Source?

[everly-rune]

Fire boy and water girl are so lesbian coded

[deansdeadgirl]

DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC !!

[everly-rune]

ASHLEY

LOOK

AT

ME

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[everly-rune]

No way... Tumblr gets stranger by the second

[seadieking]

yellow fever

[everly-rune]

His reaction to Lilith was perfectly played.

"you are not real"

Also the child actor in that scene was brilliant

[thevictorianchild]

Please sir, may i have some more?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT

🦗🦗🦗

[thevictorianmonster]

You don't deserve

the beverage

[the-rael-gmail]

The final decision...

GLaDOS

Miss Piggy

Vanilla Extract

Shoot the president

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onMay 5

[satan-offical]

I can't believe grindr has gone woke with the pride icon... I mean honestly...

[thevictorianmonster]

Run away from the homos

[thevictorianmonster]

My hands feel dry and I don't like it...

Probably from all the chimney sweeping

[trout27]

Maybe I can help you sweep the chimneys

[thevictorianmonster]

Do you have hands?

[everly-rune]

I'm pretty sure fish don't have hands mate

[theflyingcircus384]

[the-real-gmail]

Vote for me I'll bring back the dinosaurs

[thevictorianmonster]

Will you bring back soot flavoured drinks?

[everly-rune]

This was never a thing

[the-silly-creature]

i fucking love space 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫

[satan-offical]

TODAY WAS FRIDAY 13TH AND I HAD TWO TESTS TODAY

Woah I did not mean to press the image button

[satan-offical]

ONE OF THOSE TESTS WAS A HISTORY TEST AND I GOT 12/16 CHAT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥

[stargazer56cipher]

Wait I must math…

12/16=x/100

Cross multiply to get 1200=16x

Divide both sides by 16

x=75

Or rather 75/100 or 75%

Which is a C

[satan-offical]

A 75% in England is a grade 7 or 8, which is equivalent to an A or A* (A+)

[thevictorianmonster]

Britain is superior @britain-offical

[thevictorianmonster]

Calling all Victorian paupers!!!

New beverage unlocked!

This drink will help you clean more chimneys as you won't need sleep.

Have more time to make more money!

(and then spend that money on more monster)

[woke-larry]

child labour is not woke

[thevictorianmonster]

What is child labour? All I know is that children can't vote, so we can't choose the labour party

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT

🦗🦗🦗

[thevictorianmonster]

You don't deserve

the beverage

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

fym

"the beverage"

[thevictorianmonster]

The Victorian monster, with added soot