With added soot

Now only 15 shillings

[thevictorianmonster]

Calling all Victorian paupers!!!

New beverage unlocked!

This drink will help you clean more chimneys as you won't need sleep.

Have more time to make more money!

(and then spend that money on more monster)

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 16975 days 12 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthslc]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[fictive-ze]

BACK HOME ILL BE ONLINE

[abbyymerry]

It’s Watson’s birthday, yay!🥳❤️

[thevictorianmonster]

Noo I missed it

[thevictorianmonster]

My hands feel dry and I don't like it...

Probably from all the chimney sweeping

[trout27]

Maybe I can help you sweep the chimneys

[thevictorianmonster]

Do you have hands?

[everly-rune]

I'm pretty sure fish don't have hands mate

[thevictorianmonster]

Is that racism I smell??

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[thevictorianmonster]

Keep reblogging to piss off satan

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[xxmisty]

[thevictorianmonster]

WOAH

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[hot-takes-offical]

Hot take #2; uhhh uhhh uh uhhh

[thevictorianmonster]

@thevictorianchild

[thevictorianchild]

Errrrm

[thevictorianmonster]

UUUH! UH UH UH UH UUH UH!

[thevictorianchild]

The noises that me and your mum make late at night

[thevictorianmonster]

Now that was uncalled for

[hot-takes-offical]

Hot take #2; uhhh uhhh uh uhhh

[thevictorianmonster]

@thevictorianchild

[thevictorianchild]

Errrrm

[thevictorianmonster]

UUUH! UH UH UH UH UUH UH!

[hot-takes-offical]

Hot take #2; uhhh uhhh uh uhhh

[thevictorianmonster]

@thevictorianchild

[hot-takes-offical]

I had one (1) hot take and decided to make an entire account about it he yeah

[hot-takes-offical]

Hot take #3 if you are on this app you are annoying. I'm included in that demographic

[genuinelylostlesbian]

Hey, what does lgbt stand for?

blatantly wrong answers only

[microwave-offical]

little guy bonks texans

[bardjulus]

i was the only horse at the glue factory for 30 years

[microwave-offical]

damn bro. Wanna unpack that?

[knife-offical]

have you ever thought about or noticed how seatbelts are actually super sexual

[theplanz]

what how

[knife-offical]

oh you know... The pointy sticky outy part... Goes in a hole...