Olivia

I hate my dad and myself. "DIE YOU COMMIE FUCK" LAME PNW

[botanyshitposts]

PSA

-theres a succulent species called Conophytum burgeri

-it looks like a lump

-when it flowers it looks like this:

-its native to south africa and is endangered 

-you can read more about it in a book called Dumpling and his wife (??????)

-that is all

[botanyshitposts]

this has been getting notes again and i totally forgot about it so reminder: lump

[everlygreenx]

Pussy if you don’t

[letsdreamforlifeposts]

[letsdreamforlifeposts]

[mjalti]

no form of love is too romanticized if u communicate about it to ur partner & be like “what do you need to feel loved? To feel loved, I personally need x y z” like no one is exactly psychic & if u want to experience the love u have in mind u need to speak up about it so u can start to create it to experience it!

[thebootydiaries]

Someone: You’re so dramatic!

Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about

[princesse-katie]

I. Need. Attention.

[candycoatedplastic]

[silkbaby]

daddy?

[selflovingturtle]

I’m super sleeeepy

[rachbtw]

[nevver]

[kokido]

Which is creepier, this animatronic Elvis I ripped the face off of while disassembling it, or this selfie with me wearing it’s face?

[botanize]

I love my daughter already whoever she is

[c-bassmeow]

I’m celibate, but I want my titties violently sucked. Like ….. chupa chupa these tetas binch I got some milk for you!

[manfuckyopride]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

[tardisblue-pandas-deactivated20]

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

[wytchlock-deactivated20200207]

Oh shit this was literally me in school

[the-impossible-mind-deactivated]

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

[reganmariie]

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore