Unexciting Porn Blog

It's mostly for me, but I'm sure if our tastes coincide enough that you actually found this that you'll enjoy yourself here. <3 If it matters to you, 19 bi male. The one on the left.

[evernir]

i think i’m in love with you

Consider buying me food with some private shows and I might love you back. <3

[evernir]

Chaturbate

I have a webcam, and I’m still working out the kinks, but I have a Chaturbate page set up. I intend on broadcasting at least once weekly for the general public, and will try to make time for you darlings if you want private shows. I also plan on putting up image sets and videos for purchase. If you guys have advice on pricing I’d love to hear it. Here’s the link: https://chaturbate.com/b/kjiu02812/ If you guys have questions, comments, concerns, or anything else, feel free to message me or send in asks. Thanks, and I hope to see you soon!

[evernir]

Regarding video posting u can post at chaturbate which supports couples and singles and all kinds of video....but it's for live interaction

I’ve been thinking of doing exactly this. I should be able to afford a decent camera next month. Sorry to keep you waiting but we’ll all just have to be patient. I promise to try and make it worth the wait. <3

[evernir]

I think I’m really coming into my own. Been thinking of starting up a cam stream for you beautiful people.

[foxiholic]

what's the biggest toy you have and how much of it can you take~?

I’ve got an XL Chance from Bad Dragon and he’s about the length of my torso 😅 I’ve maxed out at about 10” because he’s HELLA girthy, and I’ve got these stupid things like internal organs that get in the way. Eventually, I want to be able to take him to the base without it taking forever and hurting a bunch like it does now. #lifegoalsarelewdgoals

[evernir]

Truly a diamond in the rough. I salute her dedication, and am quite jealous of her Chance.

Horse dildoes are so expensive guys.

[evernir]

Hey just wanted to say you're hot as fuck and I love how freaky your blog is.

Glad to hear it! I honestly don’t give this much thought, it’s just another avenue for porn to me. I’m happy to see the stuff I offhandedly post to save is received so well by so many people.

[evernir]

Self suck is so captivating - keep at it and stay limber!

Thanks friend! I just figured out how to check these and the general positivity up in here is givin me a real boost. Glad you guys like it when I show off almost as much as I do. :)

[evernir]

Can you teach me how to selfsuck?? I am jealous as fuck haha

I couldn’t give you better advice than your average website. I have real stretchy tendons and elastic muscles, and I’ve been sucking myself for a very long time. I think the consensus is to not eat or drink anything for a few hours before and to evacuate your system, and then practice stretches over a period of time. Google is your friend. Fun personal fact; autofellatio was actually the only way I masturbated when I was young because I didn’t know there was an alternative.

[iamscumqueen-deactivated2020110]

do you like receiving dick pics that are actually good and worth your time?

Videos are better. Let me watch you cum

[evernir]

Quality human. Much agreeance.

[evernir]

I’d very much like some dick to suck, as one does from time to time and am having problems finding takers.

Who knew handing out free blowjobs could be so darn difficult? :c

[evernir]

Heya guys! Just letting you know I’m not dead, just not self-confident enough to take stills of myself as often as you might like.

In other news, I ordered a Bad Dragon toy! I’m excited. I hope those of you into that sort of thing will get excited too. (I’m a bit of a size queen but had to go small for this one. The things are so darn expensive.)

Expect pics. Or vids if I can get that to work. Ciao.

[evernir]

Hey Guys

If you'll notice I haven't been posting much. Tumblr doesn't seem to want to host my videos. You guys have any tips for workarounds/other platforms?

[evernir]

Tiny Poll Thing

The missus and I got a new harness and fake dick. Any demand to see me getting pegged? Possibly while selfsucking?

[evernir]

Furry porn gives the impression that there are so many glory holes in the world... Either I'm disappointed because this is false or because I suffer from a rare case of glory hole blindness. Both scenarios suck. Or, rather, they don't. Eheh.

[evernir]

Anyone else ever get that feel when they want Bad Dragon products but also gotta eat, but are seriously considering forgoing one for the other? Yeah, me too... Food is for nerds anyways. I should start a go fund me xP

[evernir]

Howdy Null Space

Just testin out how this app works. I'm internet disabled. Here's to hoping no one ever finds this.