JANKY 2.0

I would say this is the best worst thing you've ever encountered but that would be a blatant ripoff of my former blog. So let's just say it's a pretty okay blog run by I pretty okay gal.

[disgustinggf]

ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

[hollowboobtheory]

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[niamhuncensored]

[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]

[gnossienne]

[thememedaddy]

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[superchat]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Jimmy literally

[glamorousgamine]

#they’re not technicalities!#they’re the law!#cops say it’s a technicality because they didn’t do their due diligence#if a cop finds evidence in a place he shouldn’t have had access to without a warrant#and the case or that evidence gets tossed because of it#the cop and media will say it’s a technicality#but it’s not!#it’s a constitutional right they failed to adhere to!#and the penalty is that evidence which was found illegally can’t be used 

As usual, @socialjust-ish leaves the gold in the tags and it’s up to me to mine them.

[important-animal-images]

[fangedjester]

i had to draw her she's so nostalgic

[siegecraft]

i know it's hard. but i so firmly believe the strongest antidote to loneliness is reaching out first. and continuing to reach out. again and again and again. excise any scrap of shame you hold about being the person who texts first or pitches the plan or asks to get lunch. everyone is tired and busy and struggling. and afraid of feeling unwanted and unimportant. don't let the people you love feel that way. reach out first. don't be a ghost in your own life.

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[kosmogrl]

[mapsontheweb]

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

[faeiri-tft]

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

[redfagdiver]

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand

[sage-mcgavin-main]

Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It rusty

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

[originalromanticsir]

There's an incredible liberation in dropping the masks and living from a place of pure authenticity.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Louise L. Hay

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[taburde]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.