IT'S WALUIGI TIME SUCKER

Wah? What do you bozos want? Can't you see Waluigi's got no time to mess with losers! I got trophies to win and green whiny wimps to kick so get lost! //Indie Not-To-Be-Taken-Serious SFW Rp blog because why not. Open to any and all fandoms --!!--PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE RPING PLEASE AND THANK YOU--!!-

[everybodycheaters]

       //wOWIE,,,, it sure has been a while since I’ve been here,,,, I guess now’s a better time to say it than never but, I think it’s safe to say this blog is dead. Don’t get me wrong though! The inner wah in me is still kicking alive and well, but I ultimately can’t keel up with the rp side of tumblr and the super cool lookin texts and graphics and speed writing

INSTEAD I MOVED ONTO ASK BLOGGING WAH.  I MAY DO SOME LIGHT RPING ON THERE, BUT MOSTLY ASKS AND PICTURE DRAWINGS. Feel free to dump questions on there, i will do some rp day throwbacks uvu                               > > > > > > >      wah 2.0    < < < < < < < < < 

[everybodycheaters]

softstills replied to your post “     "Oh yeaaah baby! Waluigi’s feelin’ fresh to heck after that...”

nO

       "WHY YOU LITTLE BOOGER!!!" He yells, giving the tiny snob a good whack upside the head. "GOOD TO KNOW YOU MISSED ME TOO YOU LITTLE BRAT!!"

[everybodycheaters]

     "Oh yeaaah baby! Waluigi's feelin' fresh to heck after that little siesta of his!! Man was that good! Hey come on, don't look at me like that! Bring out the turkey dinner already! I'm starvin'!"

[ghostabound-deactivated20180217]

"Dude chill man. I ain’t ditching you for the napkin ghosty. And excuse you, but I am the one ruling this world. You’re my right hand man. My right hand kawaii piece of trash.”

[everybodycheaters]

       "...Oh. WELL I KNEW THAT. Also I ain't nobodie's right hand man! Cept Wario's. But that's a whole different story!"

       "Sooo... How the heck did you even plan on pulling this off? Were ya' just gonna stick ants down everyone's pants and watch them run or somethin'? What'dya got goin'?"

[ghostabound-deactivated20180217]

"Look, I am gonna usurp Bowser & Peach. Why? Cause I can & I have the power to. You’re my favorite so you get to join me. Now if you’re gonna be a party pooper, I’m gonna find Doopliss instead.”

[everybodycheaters]

      "WHAT! YOU'RE GONNA REPLACE ME WITH THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A TISSUE PAPER! NUH-UH YOU AIN'T! I'D RATHER YOU DUMP ME IN A PIT FULL OF CHOMPS BEFORE I LET YOU DO THAT! "

      "YOU'RE STICKIN' WITH ME WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, YOU GOT THAT?"

[ghostabound-deactivated20180217]

everybodycheaters

Doopy blinked before smiling. “Waluigi! You will be my right hand man in my mission to take over this world!”

[everybodycheaters]

       Wah? What's this about world domination? What's this kooky-airhead got up her sleave? More importantly, what's in it for him?

       "...The only mission you got right now is explainin' yourself missy. What makes you think you can take over the world? I mean, Waluigi can single handedly take over the world no problem, but you're a nincompoop. I doubt you can even tie your own shoelaces."

[softstills]

Psst, there’s a small child right beside you and he isn’t gonna let go until you notice him.

[everybodycheaters]

        Well that was the plan. He was hoping that if he just let him be he'd just run away after a while. What with that gross face he was making. But that look was a little too... unerving...

       "Weeehhh, you need something shrimpy? Don't you got your princess mom to bug? Or are ya looking to eat a knuckle sandwich'?"

[teenytinytoadette-archived]

Hey Dette! Since when did you get into the treasure hunting gig? I thought you and me were gonna chill while everyone was smashing and bashing! What's the deal!

"Uuhhh… yyyeah, sorry to tell you, Waluigi, but Toad invited me along and… well, I wasn’t about to say no…!" Toadette rubbed the back of her neck, looking a little uncomfortable. "You understand, right?"

"Tell you what, if I find a trinket I think you might like, I’ll bring it back! Just for you! As a present!"

[everybodycheaters]

       ".... Do ya' really mean that?"

        "I-I MEAN, YOU BETTER GIMME SOMETHING GOOD! YOU CAN'T COME BACK UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THE COOLEST SHINIEST THING OUT THERE! OTHERWISE I AIN'T TALKIN' TO YOU EVER AGAIN!"

[everybodycheaters]

// WHAT?? I HAD A BLOG???

SINCE WHEN????

[scalyprinceling]

              “—Cut the crap, TWIG-LEGS! Hurry up and FILL ‘ER UP unless you want to get a BOWSER-SIZED FIST lodged  Into those CRAPPY fangs you got there! Where’d ya even GET those!? DUMPS-FOR-CHUMPS!?”

[everybodycheaters]

     Okay. FIRST OFF, just because he found a candy or two near the dumpster doesn't mean his costume/vampire transformation is trash. And secondly, who told him he was allowed to stick up his own stick up? The spikey jerk! Who does that anyway?! Koopa King or not he wasn't gonna have none of that today. No sir!

"Heey those are my lines buster! Who says Waluigi's gonna hand over his candy to your scaley butt?!" He glared at him menicingly.... Say, now that he was getting a better look at him he was looking kinda... tasty...? Maybe that was the talking but he was looking kinda scrumptious and frankly it was weirding him out.

"Wehhh... Just cough up the sweets and no one gets bitten!"

[everybodycheaters]

        "My my, you sure got a bunch of candy in that bag. It'd suck if someone where to nab all that away from you. Weheheh"

[pac23art]

#inktober Day 16. #waluigi #mariokart #mk8 #art #illustration #sketch #inks #drawing #nintendo

[crayonkat]

[thanatopsiste]

IT’S THAT TIME!

[everybodycheaters]

♚

      We have one in two options here. Either he can go ahead and take some artistic freedom and use his magic marker to scribble on the kid’s unmagical face, or plain and simple leave him snooze on and act like it never happened later.

Now normally Waluigi wouldn’t even hesitate for a second about punking the kid while he’s napping. If there’s anyone who loves pranks and pulling them off it would be mister red-nose here. But after how things went with Princess Mom and He Who Should Not Be Named he couldn’t help but find himself awkwardly glancing around the room for answers.

Can you blame a guy for really wanting to scribble on faces? And he was still bitter about the whole princessly issue that could easily drive him to do that and possibly even harsher stunts if he so wanted. It would seem the answer was clear as day, yet he still was hesitating for whatever reason.

With an exasperated sigh and a cross of his arms, he frowned deeply in his spot. Unfortunately for the stringy man and very fortunately for sleeping beauty, he decided against the facial graffiti, grumbling away his poor decision while sinking deeper into the couch. Moral decisions reek.

[everybodycheaters]

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      Huh? What the… There’s a kid here? What does he think he’s doing, lounging around like he owns the place? And more importantly, why does he think this is a of all places is a comfy spot? Has he no sense of feeling? Or has he somehow gotten used to sleeping on bones and twigs?

“Hey… Hey you." A gloved hand shook the nerdy blonde by the shoulder as the stifled murmur escalated to a slightly-irritated loud whisper. "Hey pally! Wake up! This ain’t no day care and Waluigi ain’t no babysitter! Get your but up and risin’ already!”

[everybodycheaters]

But it IS a bunch of bologna... *waluigi is buried in a pile of bologna*

First off: How could you?

   Secondly: WHERE DID ALL THIS BALOGNA COME FROM/???? ??

[everybodycheaters]

      “Today’s National Dessert Day, huh? Then how come Waluigi’s seeing a huge lack of sweets infront of his nose? If this ain’t a bunch of bologna…”

[insanitytwisted-blog]

Iggy took a pumpkin pie and threw it over at Waluigi to hit him in the face to get a chuckle.

[everybodycheaters]

       The look of fear was real, as the pastery zoned in straight towards his face. Why yes, pumpkin pie was a delicious pie that he very much enjoyed but NO would he like to NOT HAVE IT LAUNCHED AT HIS FACE THANK YOU.

There was hardly any time to react, much less scream in his last few seconds of terror. The pie splattered loudly upon impact, spinning him around in circles before wobbling himself face first into the dirt. Here lies Waluigi. He was a dweeb from start to finish.