Everyday Countdown

i like to love

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sometimes it feels like the older i get

the less beautiful i am perceived

the less likely it is someone will call me quirky,

and the more likely it is i’ll be called an asshole.

for standing up for myself

for sharing my opinions

for putting myself first

for daring to exist

and somehow along the way i lost the privilege of being “just jordy”

“oh she’s always like that”

“she’s been that way since she was a kid”

“she sees the word through a different lens”

“i wish i could see through your eyes”

when did the magic end and miscommunication begin

when did the manic pixie privilege leave

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[everydaycountdown]

hooligan behaviour

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[gmmmtv]

[dynamicoceans]

Flirting moray eels

[he-himself]

That’s a moray

[okay]

[everydaycountdown]

I bagel like u

[randomness-is-epic]

[anxietyproblem]

[everydaycountdown]

Cause we forgot

[everydaycountdown]

The sweetest man, carrying our child

[trainthief]

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

[trainthief]

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

[homietwt]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[theforce]

i SAID i wanna dance with somebody, i wanna feel the heat with somebody

[derpycats]

[poky]

the bae’s knaes