[inktober]

Day 2: Tranquil || Plant + Bird (fanmade Inktober theme)

[sotick]

By  Toby Harvard

[noelbadgespugh]

halloween sticker

[minotauri]

if you’re not standing barefoot in the heart of a foreboding forest and chanting to the old gods as the moonlight tangles its fingers in your messy hair and caresses your dirt-streaked cheeks what even is the point

[themaiajae]

[6lacksoul]

dm for promos

[mochipanko]

ink studies of my Amsterdam trip in July ´18

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[dee-the-red-witch]

I will never not enjoy the hell out of these. 

[mychalizhiding]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity

Model: yes sure I guess

Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’

[aigt]

[thelonelyplayboy]

[maaarine]

@TIME

[proakela-deactivated20190415]

The concert and the audience…

[loveage-moondream]

[internetmotel-deactivated202111]

[nailpornography]

[stimman3000]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Plankton from Spongebob eats holographic meatloaf for dinner because holograms are projections of light and plankton gains energy through photosynthesis.

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.

[antique-scarecrow]

i’m just a big fan of the tone in which the ending was told