Everyone's a centaur

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The last strip!

Surely more adventures will be had by Henry and Horace. They'll travel the world and run into even weirder stuff. King Alpha Centauri will probably escape the castle and continue his quest for mythical creatures. Hoovecraft Battle Cards will become a centaur sensation. Haul and Oates will continue thier perpetual celebration of Centaur Mardi Gras.

But for now, goodbye and thank you so much for reading Everyone's a Centaur! 

Miriam

p.s. Whatever happened to Henry's loincloth? I kinda miss the little guy.

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If you didn't think Horace could get any more awesome, bam, put a horn on it. This really won't get explored, but I wonder what Unicorn Power he posses? Stephanne has wish granting tears, Majestic Unicorn has thorough knowledge of all Unicorn Law, and Advisor Unicorn has....well.... good accounting skills? 

Oh yeah, and Henry's a centaur again! I wonder how much time has passed? Can he get back to the village in time for the end of Centaur Mardi Gras?

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This may come as a shock, but this is the second-to-last comic of Everyone's a Centaur! That's right, the comic will be wrapping up next week! It's been one weird trip indeed!

-Miriam

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The King is back and there are unicorns as far as the eye can see.

Oh yeah!

-Miriam

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16 weeks of reading this comic has finally paid off! You were promised a unicorn, and you get two! Everything seems to be going swimmingly.... Surely the Centaur King has completely forgotten about Henry and Horace. 

Did you find all four Unicorn Law Degrees? 

-Miriam

p.s. Need more centaurs in your life? Of course you do. Check out this awesome Corgitaur by Beccy David!

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Hoovecraft Battle Cards! Possibly the coolest thing ever to be invented by centaurs. It's just too bad Henry and Horace don't realize it.

I would like to think that Scraps and Tiny Horse are really good at this game.

-Miriam

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Something tells me Scraps is going to be a-ok.

On to the next trial!

-Miriam

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Last week's strip was kind of serious (as serious as one of these strips can get), so back to total and utter weirdness. 

I have this theory that this world is populated entirely by crazy people. Maybe that's what makes centaur parties so awesome.

-Miriam

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Henry and Horace make their escape. Who knew the King's penny pinching would be his downfall?

I can't wait to see what the Centaur Copter looks like.

-Miriam

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You bet your ass there are unicorns in this strip.

Enjoy the King's amazing unicorn drawing! 

-Miriam

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I didn't have time to color the strip this week. But the King is perfectly mad even without it. 

So crazy,

Miriam

Edit-Ha ha, I knew I'd get around to color eventually. Behold!

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To want to be a simple accountant, but be born with the face of an evil Advisor. The robe isn't really helping, either. Like a Centaur Wormtounge, but just really, really concerned. Someone's gotta keep the Kingdom afloat. 

Centaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurs!

-Miram

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We finally meet the Centaur King, and how awesome is he? I'm sure anyone who loves horses that much is totally trustworthy. 

Also, looking at the last strip, his level of physical fitness may have been slightly exaggerated.

The Coast always provides their own strip by strip subtitles, which I don't see until the paper comes out. I feel like they won this week's strip-title war with Sugar Sugar. 

-Miriam "Apples 'N Sugar" Gibson

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It seems centaurs have a very interesting society. They're lax and pretty chill, have a party culture, but clearly have a hierarchy. There are rules, but they don't really worry about breaking them. Also they have invented trains (express no less!), when did they have time to do that?

I'm not sure it's getting across here, but the King of the Centaurs is so awesome, that his tail is also a mustache. Surely he is the answer to Henry's problem.

ROAD TRIP!

-Miriam

I just realized an alternate title for this week's strip could be The Elder Scroll....but that might be too much. 

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When you think about it, in the end, Horace's logic is far more sound than Henry's. Horse-1, Human-0.

In some parallel universe, this comic is an animated, and the reconnect scene is much like Voltron being assembled. There is a sword for some reason.

I would like to take this moment and mention AJ, who writes the dialogue and does the initial paneling placement for the strip. This comic is definitely a group effort, and, as he is far less into the social media than I, doesn't really get mentioned that often. By the Centaur Gods, he is a funny dude. 

-Miriam