what a mess

but I have no doubt: one day the sun will come out.

[nickfuckface]

people who are rude to their parents

people who are rude to other people’s parents

[you-can-be-your-own-god]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

my constant internal dialogue.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

[atomiconstruct]

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

[mashallahwallahi]

white ppl have the audacity to make fun of poc names but call their child dick

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

brain: Treat Yo Self ;) wallet and bank account: Please Do Not Treat Yo Self

[nipplebutt-deactivated20181004]

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[quillsand]

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

[dubblebubble]

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

[eyesofanangeltongueofadevil]

the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

[everyonesbusy]

person: How are you?

me: i literally have no idea

[expressions-of-nature]

Fresno County Sunrise, CA by Sierra Sunrise

[lsleofskye]

[monophonics]

[denisvilleneuve]

Jesus didn’t come to free us from pain. He came to give us the strength to bear it.

21 Grams (2003), dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu.

[knightzoned]

He is The Chosen One

[tupacabra]

it’s a metaphor

[otterwize-deactivated20140711]

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor