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Nate Sharp-Sire Prove I'm not phone guy. gh: iwrotethemilkfic

[valtsv]

currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance. maybe even a menace or rascal idk i haven’t made up my mind yet

[duckbunny]

my body is a temple and I am the slithering many-limbed horror that dwells there

[i-am-a-fish]

not to be sexy but yeehaw

[everyoneseesyoufall]

Today’s been a rough day for me.

[everyoneseesyoufall]

You know those mornings when you wake up and you’re like I’m gonna have a good day and then your anxiety slaps you in the back of the head like BITCH YOU THOUGHT yeah me either

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

[everyoneseesyoufall]

Hey I know there’s a lot of parties going on but if you don’t have plans and want to hang out with some cool dudes our door is open.

[everyoneseesyoufall]

Guys. Where did November go

[everyoneseesyoufall]

[cha cha slide voice] bring it back now, y’all

[everyoneseesyoufall]

Thanks for announcing to everyone that my husband cheated on me. Really love having that reminder there for everyone to see. Cool.

[everyoneseesyoufall]

Welp time to die.

[goldharempants]

“Are you calling me a Chad?”

— Nathan Sharp-Sire, 2019 @everyoneseesyoufall

[everyoneseesyoufall]

You’re right. I am in love with my best friend. So much so I married him and had a kid.

[everyoneseesyoufall]

You’re WELCOME.

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[everyoneseesyoufall]

I just fell up the stairs racing to get to my music room so I could g note @skotwantstobtl

The rug burn was worth it

[nyeyeschicagothighs-deactivated]

💀💀