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[gandalfscappuccino]

Snape when he gives Harry the memories moments before he dies.

[scverussnape]

#bat aesthetics

[haansgruuber]

“Alan Rickman saw [Benedict in the make-up trailer on the set of Deathly Hallows] and said, ‘Oh… you are me.’ Benedict, a little panicked at that time, apologised by saying that his nose was not right, but Alan was very kind, telling him he had the same size nose as him at his age, and offered him a cake to calm him down.” — Benedict Clarke on meeting Alan Rickman [x]

[hangmanpagescowgirl]

Severus Snape.

That’s it.

That’s the post.

[trashcat-waifu]

Not to Snape On Main but I highkey love this man

[phoenixologist]

[cats-wolverine]

He’s thinking ‘kill me’ but knows he’s already dead and therefore stuck in his own proverbial hell forever. Or at least until some kind soul moves him to a different part of the office.

[pazithigallifreya]

Sometimes they squish him in the middle and cuddle him til he cries

[lubricates]

cool blog: [follows me]

me: ok but are u aware that i am a massive fucking disappointment

[everything-incorrectly-hp]

*In the potions storage room*

Harry: What is that again?

Snape: Polyjuice potion

Harry: Hydroxide potion

Snape: That’s nothing like what I just said

*Later*

Dumbledore: Severus you’re here to keep barty crouch under control

Snape, pointing at Harry: More like because he stole polyjuice potion!

Harry: It’s called hydroxide potion

Snape: nO iT’S NOT!!!1!!1!

[thedreamermusing]

What a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Harry’s son is still named Albus Severus Potter.

[maybeshesnaped]

[scverussnape]

#kids are really mean

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

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[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Rewatching Harry Potter makes me realise the reason it’s so easy to forget that Snape is such a cunt because Alan Rickman is so fucking funny at the role and so brilliant. That and he’s not as abusive in the films, mostly just a snarky git lmao

[maybeshesnaped]

“He chooses what is right, never what is easy. He assumes a thankless life that guarantees he will be universally hated, universally mistaken for evil, and resists the human urge to protest his innocence. […] He forgoes recognition, forgoes adult love, turns his formidable gifts to pulling off the unspeakable under conditions that are unthinkable—accepting that his achievements will never be known. He will never claim the role of hero. Against all instinct, he wills himself to do what must be done.”

-“Snape: A Definitive Reading” by Lorrie Kim.

[luna-phreak]

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[everything-incorrectly-hp]

hi thanks for checking in still wondering what harry’s reaction would be if he saw snape again after seeing his memories

[obviously-best-potions-master]

Adorable Severus Snape ❤️

The most handsome man I’ve ever known.

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

I’m no good at comics or chibis but here we are.

This was brought about by a combination of that “You’re hungry you simple bitch” post and the fact that I was in a terribly foul mood all day until my mom gave me a cool new jar and that cured me.

Enjoy this… whatever this is, while I go enjoy my new jar.