Old Douchebag Blackstone

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father

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artms!! by @/mareykrap

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Big Boss on Christmas 1999

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bringing this back cus its christmas eve and the zanzibar land disturbance 22 year anniversary

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A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

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Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

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THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

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Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

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Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

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After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

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KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

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FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

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The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

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That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

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What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War

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(I’m writing fic for these idiots while I re-play KOTOR.)

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this is all i could think of while looking at that image

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early 2000s aged graphics art styles my beloved

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fellas i put a post in my drafts on here like 3 days ago and now i cant find it where are my drafts on tumblr

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found it

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fellas i put a post in my drafts on here like 3 days ago and now i cant find it where are my drafts on tumblr

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The OG BioWare boyfriends

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this is the holy fucken trinity right here

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Big Boss on Christmas 1999

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hey man

whats up bro

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one a my fav logic songs rn im afraid

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

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i did that one time but the cameras werent on

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so im 20 hours into death stranding and it might be too late to ask this but i just gotta ask, is it some kind of big metaphor for climate change

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Cowboy who introduces himself by telling you often and hard he cries feels like a tumblr text post

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borderlands npc

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