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Imagine Serhat turning into a dinosaur, he's an allosaurus, (in San Marino) and he rampages around the streets roaring and the civilians run away but since San Marino is so small the police are there and they try to attach him, but a giant fedora falls out of the sky so they all know it's serhat and they calm down and stop hunting him and he starts singing I Didn't Know it allosaurian for them and when he throws off his hat they turn it into a discotheque

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DONNY SKYWALKER has returned to his home planet of LITHUANIA in an attempt to rescue his friend JUSTS SOLO from the clutches of the vile gangster CHRISTER THE HUTT. Little does DONNY know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a IKEA LAMP even more powerful than the first dreaded GLOBE ARENA used for hosting the interstellar song contest, which his friend PRINCE/SS/ JÜRI came last in because of CHRISTER THE HUTT. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of Stig’s Army struggling to restore freedom to EUROPE and defeat the IKEA EMPIRE once and for all…

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💥BREAKING ESC NEWS💥 IVAN MENTIONED JÜRI POOT IN HIS SONG

As the fight is getting closer and closer (12th of May, during Semi-Final 2) ESC NEWS brings our readers and followers new shocking facts. During recent interview with wiwibloggs IVAN once again confirmed that he is a werewolf by howling with wiwibloggs interviewer Deban. After that IVAN sang a moldovian song and Jüri Poot (not Pootsmann, but the 16 year old twin brother who was locked in a basement) was mentioned. All the footage can be seen in the video.

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#throwback #esc news

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stop the small talk and show us the proof that esc news is aligned with the interests of the common people. show us REAL PROOF that you are not conspiring on behalf of the Eurovision Mafia freemasons, not unlike a malignant tumour on the world. whereas heres some proof against you: you openly admitted to hacking barei's twitter in your tags. WE DEMAND YOUR 'PROOF' NOW THAT YOU CONTINUALLY MENTION, BUT WON'T REVEAL!! why?? cause there aint no truth in ur wretched news corp sweaty :)

Who said we didn’t reveal the proof? If you can’t open your eyes, it’s not our fault, we already answered this question. But we’ll state it again: WE HAVE NO CONNECTION TO THE ILLUMINATI and this can be confirmed by our support of team Donny and Serhat, when he was trying to save Jüri (Pootsmann, not the Poot) and his heart from the castle where he was put by the illuminati community against his will. Furthermore, during the Fight, the illuminati hacked us and stole our footage. Why would they do this if we were on their side?

In addition: I never said I hacked Barei’s Twitter. In the tags you said, I wrote that I’ve been mentioned in a tweet of the hacker, along with maybe hundreds of other Twitter users. Does this make us all guilty?

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Warum bist du ins Illuminati? Warum willst du uns lügen?

[Why are the Illuminati? Why are you lying to us?]

As I have stated before, neither me nor ESC news in general, are part of the illuminati. You have no information that could work against us, we have absolutely no connection to the illuminati community and, in fact, we can prove that we are AGAINST it.

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BREAKING ESC NEWS!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS NOT THE REAL INTERVAL ACT, as you can see, there is a clear secret message within the first paragraph of the article regardng justin’s interval act for the grand final. now tell me, why would christer be involved in the performance of justin timberlake? well, it actually makes sense.

cast your minds make to when christer played conchita in a melodifestival rehearsal of her performance

its clear that crumple is not new to impersonating stars that are of a higher level to him. so maybe justin timberlake is simply a publicity act, and we’ll see the “real star” take the stage on may 14th purely in disguise? im not sure, but what i do know is to not take everything at face value, because after all, tomorrow is another day

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@loicnottet You are claiming that ESC news is a fake, biased news site. Then why would you write articles for us??

san-mamemeo

ESC News TM lost its credibility when @everythingserhat stopped updating much, now lots of its news is predominantly partisan or biased against Donalima ;( Until this sacrilegious farce ends, I hope our humble good-natured anons start a grassroots uprising, freeing the media of its core prejudice and disseminate the truth on current DonalimaFreemasons affairs

Our ESC news team have to announce that me and @everythingserhat have stopped updating because the major news event, the Fight + Jüri Pootsmann (and his heart) being kidnapped, have successfully ended.

If you read our news, you may have noticed that we didn’t support team Ivan (who received help from illuminati), but we supported Serhat when he was on a mission to save Jüri (and his heart) when he was kidnapped by the illuminati community. This brings us to a conclusion: ESC news does NOT support the illuminati community and has no associations to it.

Therefore, how can you claim that me, a member of the ESC news team, can have any connections to the illuminati (I’m also referring to your previous ask, assuming that you’re the same anonymous source)? For your information, we at ESC news have some of the best spies and hackers, and if they found out that I have the slightest connection to the illuminati, I wouldn’t be part of the team anymore.

To sum up: Stop spreading misinformation, I have no connection to the illuminati and never will have!

everythingserhat

THIS STATEMENT BY MY DEAR COLLEAGUE IS 100% TRUE! OUR TEAM AT ESC NEWS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE TRUTH AND ANY FALSE INFORMATION IS NOT TOLERATED

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THATS RIGHT!! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BRING US DOWN AND CLAIM THAT WE ARE “BIASED” AND “FAKE”, BUT WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER! WEBSITES LIKE @donalima-news-daily ARE SERVING NOTHING BUT MISINFORMATION! FIGHT FOR THE TRUTH!!

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san-mamemeo

ESC News TM lost its credibility when @everythingserhat stopped updating much, now lots of its news is predominantly partisan or biased against Donalima ;( Until this sacrilegious farce ends, I hope our humble good-natured anons start a grassroots uprising, freeing the media of its core prejudice and disseminate the truth on current DonalimaFreemasons affairs

Our ESC news team have to announce that me and @everythingserhat have stopped updating because the major news event, the Fight + Jüri Pootsmann (and his heart) being kidnapped, have successfully ended.

If you read our news, you may have noticed that we didn’t support team Ivan (who received help from illuminati), but we supported Serhat when he was on a mission to save Jüri (and his heart) when he was kidnapped by the illuminati community. This brings us to a conclusion: ESC news does NOT support the illuminati community and has no associations to it.

Therefore, how can you claim that me, a member of the ESC news team, can have any connections to the illuminati (I’m also referring to your previous ask, assuming that you’re the same anonymous source)? For your information, we at ESC news have some of the best spies and hackers, and if they found out that I have the slightest connection to the illuminati, I wouldn’t be part of the team anymore.

To sum up: Stop spreading misinformation, I have no connection to the illuminati and never will have!

everythingserhat

THIS STATEMENT BY MY DEAR COLLEAGUE IS 100% TRUE! OUR TEAM AT ESC NEWS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE TRUTH AND ANY FALSE INFORMATION IS NOT TOLERATED

#fight for the truth

💥BREAKING ESC NEWS💥 SERHAT SAVED JÜRI POOTSMANN FROM THE CASTLE

It has been a long time since after the Fight Jüri was taken by the Illuminati Community and locked in the castle with the big dragon (if you have no idea what we’re talking about, check another ESC NEWS posts to find out). Luckily, Serhat attended Ivan’s flying academy IvanFLY™ and learned how to fly to be able to save Jüri. Last weekend, on the 9th of July Serhat finally managed to save Jüri from the torture (the dragon was not hurt during this process, in fact Jüri said he will often visit the dragon and they will remain friends). Straight from the castle Jüri asked Serhat to take him to Tallinn Song Festival Grounds where he performed in Õllesummer Festival. Our reporters who were in the festival said that Jüri seemed very happy to be back and perform in front of his fans. Our team at ESC NEWS would like to say a massive thank you to Serhat for risking his life to be able to save Jüri! Also a big thank you goes to Ivan and his successful flying academy IvanFLY™ !!! LIKE SHARE COMMENT AND SPREAD THE NEWS

#esc news #BREAKING ESC NEWS #eurovision #IvanFLY™#Jüri Pootsmann #Ivan #Serhat #fight for the truth

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@san-mamemeo did donny and ivan settle their differences??? get esc news on this

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💥BREAKING ESC NEWS💥 DONNY IS ADVERTISING IVAN’S FLIGHT COURSES, IvanFLY™ AND THEY ARE NO LONGER ENEMIES

As most of our readers know, the end of the fight was quite unpredictable: Ivan fell in love with Juts because of his fur and Donny realized his true feelings about Justs. As a result, they were no longer fighting against each other, because they both realized they didn’t need Jüri’s (Jüri Pootsmann, not the Poot) heart.

After some weeks, Ivan and Donny were both invited to Serhat’s and Freddie’s wedding, where they actually became friends, forgetting about their past differences. Ivan kindly asked Donny to advertise his flying academy IvanFLY™ to attract more students, and Donny agreed. After listening to Donny’s new song, our team can guarantee that the following statement is 100% TRUE: Donny’s new song “Fly” is actually an advertisement of IvanFLY™.

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san-mamemeo

Can you tell me what the whole 'breaking news' meme is and where I can find it? One of my friends (who is total euromeme trash) told me it was hilariously perfect so I wanted to find the sin for myself ;)

It’s a meme by me and @everythingserhat ! It all started by these posts: http://everythingserhat.tumblr.com/post/142585817563 http://everythingserhat.tumblr.com/post/142630235383/like-share-comment-spread-the-newsAnd you can find the rest of them here: http://san-mamemeo.tumblr.com/search/breaking+news/page/5(Start from the page 5)