Just Random

I don't even know

[fandomtrash0806-deactivated2022]

Maze: don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve

Chloe: I think you mean tricks.

Lucifer: she did not.

Maze, pulling knives out of her sleeves: I did not.

[incorrecthetaliaquotes]

Denmark: Can I ask you a question?

Norway: You just did.

Denmark: Can I ask you 2 questions?

Norway: You already did.

Denmark: Then can I ask you 4 questions?

Norway: You just did, again.

Denmark: When?

Norway: Now.

Denmark: *triggered*

[everythingstories]

Can you relate?

Stuck eating dinner with an entitled dad and entitled kid.

[thewhitehairedwitchgirl]

Me: I want to write a thing

Friends: So write it

Me:

[everythingstories]

That's like telling me to take off my coat cause I'm hot.

It's a big no no.

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces