it's 1985

[evianvodka]

i know nastygal is the exact kind of website that would sell sassy, provocative slogan t shirts but... jesus, this is pretty on the nose isn’t it. maybe i’m just a prude but it did make me raise my eyebrows lol

[evianvodka]

this really is such a perfect depiction of what it feels like when people are trying to give you instructions and directions for something as you’re simultaneously doing it lol

i really do just shut down completely when that happens, my brain just feels like a big tangled ball of wool

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[jumex]

I think about this everyday

[gold-kushkloudz]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

im sorry but

[unknowledge]

post: Hyuhhghhhh girl soft.. soft girl pretty,… feminine soft me:

[evianvodka]

i just realised that i am 100% tiffany and tyra is everyone eventually

[evianvodka]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[gfscully]

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

[piscs-blog1]

we aren’t

[evianvodka]

i’d like to be able to pretend that i don’t understand or relate to violence and physical aggression, but i do. i do have that in me, for sure. i just understand being fucked-up in general really. i put a LOT of work into not being an awful person in one way or another. i know i could do heroin. i know i could punch someone. i know i could have no job and drink cider and do lines of whatever the fuck in whoever’s house all day every day, but i don’t. i think people don’t fully realise the extent of how messed up i could be, because i do hold it together really quite well, so i seem normal. and people hold me to normal standards without realising how much effort it even took to not just start drinking cider and, idk, slashing at myself the minute i woke up. on the plus side, it does give me a lot more empathy i think and makes me a lot less harsh on people and their problems than a lot of people would be i think. people soften around me, and tend to open up, and i am very grateful for that quality, despite all the pain

[suonko]

Quint Buchholz - The Flying Child

[evianvodka]

note to self: idk why you’re so afraid of adulthood when you hated childhood because it was almost-exclusively just being forced to be in upsetting situations all the time, and the thing you’ve loved the most about growing up so far is the freedom, the freedom to leave, whenever you want. stop refusing to grow up!! you’re gonna love being an adult ya big dummy

[evianvodka]

lauren this is SO 4 months ago, i know, but: one thing in particular i like about this song is how in the beginning it sounds like they’re giving a shoutout to my city. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go galway

[evianvodka]

this dude at work who LOVES FOOTBALL AND WILL NEVER EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL laughingly referred to the williams sisters as “the williams brothers” last week and everyone giggled along but i thought it was so fucking lame. also there’s loads of beautiful lil rabbits around the industrial estate where we work and he jokingly, but still, said that he was gonna come in in the morning and shoot loads of them, and as everyone else was like “haha omg” i said “if you do that i’ll break your fucking face. i’ll get fired, but i’ll still do it” this is probably one of the reasons why i’m so chronically unpopular, i HATE when people laugh along with evil shit, i think it’s so cowardly, and i will be the awkward bitch who makes it completely obvious that I Do Not Approve and also don’t like you anymore cos you suck

[evianvodka]

also: one thing that i do find darkly fucking hilarious is that i’m honestly turning into my mess-of-legendary-proportions father, which is horrifying and which i did not see coming at all. because he’s had this EXACT SAME SITUATION happen lmao. there’s quite a lot of wild rabbits by the lake across from my house, and this guy he works with came in on monday and was talking about how he’d shot loads of them at the weekend. and while everyone else was like “oh yeah haha” my dad said “what the fuck is wrong with you, why the fuck would you do that” lol jesus christ, we both keep noticing our total similarities lately, what am i gonna dooooo

[evianvodka]

this dude at work who LOVES FOOTBALL AND WILL NEVER EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL laughingly referred to the williams sisters as “the williams brothers” last week and everyone giggled along but i thought it was so fucking lame. also there’s loads of beautiful lil rabbits around the industrial estate where we work and he jokingly, but still, said that he was gonna come in in the morning and shoot loads of them, and as everyone else was like “haha omg” i said “if you do that i’ll break your fucking face. i’ll get fired, but i’ll still do it” this is probably one of the reasons why i’m so chronically unpopular, i HATE when people laugh along with evil shit, i think it’s so cowardly, and i will be the awkward bitch who makes it completely obvious that I Do Not Approve and also don’t like you anymore cos you suck

[angiekerberbye-deactivated20181]

Serena Williams comforting Naomi Osaka when the crowd started booing during the trophy ceremony

[evianvodka]

people keep spreading rumours about me at work and speculating on shit and i do honestly deep-down kinda love it cos i’m that vain and am also usually completely ignored lol, plus it gives me a handy excuse to post a fave