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Cheese fries are always good.
And since we aren't dieting, we can add bacon.
Oh, you went to college as well?
Men do love a girl with many talents.
Is that so very hard to believe? I went through a young and optimistic phase.
Text: I may have caught feelings. Help.
[text] You are so fucked.[text] Who for?
He’s a 56 year old man. Well yeah okay. He doesn’t have a wife so I guess that’s it. Thank you dear. Let’s rebel against dieting. Fuck diets.
See that's what happens when you watch oo much porn. I bet the horses laugh at him too. Agreed. Cheese fries?
Text: help. Help. Help. SOS. Rose and feelings and I just don't know what to do. I need a Holden and Evie therapy session.
[text] What the hell happened?
Just don’t diet. Fuck it. I was asked to go on a diet but I do not want to. My coach thinks I need to lose a few more pounds so I can be lighter on the horse’s back. Fuckin’ ridiculous. [hesitates] I’m not fat, right?
Bitch you have never looked better. Your coach is a fucking asshole who couldn't recognize what a real woman looked like unless she was standing behind his damn blowup doll. You are a goddess.
Future mother-in-law? I thought you weren’t going to be saying those words. She’ll love you, I am pretty sure of it. Aw Eve, you are too nice towards me.
I know and I swore to myself that I wouldn't, but Holden is up to something. I swear the man is going to have a ring on me sooner or later. He took me to a Sam Smith concert. Do you have any idea how amazing he is? If your future husband isn't like mine, I'm going to have to whip his ass into shape.
No, thank you. This is my problem to deal with.
I know, but I don’t think her, as a mother, see it this way. I’m sure she’ll warm up towards you, you just need to give her reasons to, that’s all. Oh and karma can be a real bitch if it want to.
I hope so. It would suck for my future mother-in-law to hate me. That would be a long ass time to hate me. She will probably warm up to you too. You are a great person.
I will make new ones if I have to. Can he not do this diet to you? I just don’t understand his logic. You’re sexy as hell. So I don’t get what a diet will do.
I am signed with this one for at least a few more years. He did get me a few big names, so I kinda owe him. I don't get this diet shit. I like my curves. If they want a fucking stick, they should just leave it on the damn hanger.
Choir, really? I never took you as the singing type.
I actually majored in music in college, thank you very much.
Yes? Oh, I had no idea you two knew each other. I guess we find new information every single day. Hmmm yes, okay.
Well, the difference between me and you is that you actually stole her baby from her, so there’s no real reason for her to like you.
Paris is a lot smaller than you would think. Do you want me to talk to her for you?
I didn't steal him. He came willingly. I did luck out on getting him. I only hope that karma isn't a bitch to me, and that Henri doesn't come home with some bitch or bastard.
Yes. She works at BMM too. Jocelyn, I’m not much of a fan of her you know. And ew! The last thing I want to do is think about my brothers dick, Eve.
As lovely as this sound I don’t want to get in your family moment. And besides, I don’t know if mama Cooper would be a fan of me, we didn’t have a good introduction.
Joce is with him? That is one that I never saw coming. We used to be roommates back when I was in my younger years. She's better than you think.
I don't think Mama Cooper likes any woman. I had the same issue meeting her.
Remember the time I almost pushed your agent off a bridge? Remember the time I almost punched him. Remember the times…
Those were great times. We should make some new memories. He deserves all the shit that you give him, especially after this last bright idea.
Nice try, sweetheart. But I’m not telling until we get there.
It was worth a try. Am I going to like the surprise?
Nothing like a bit of comfort food, hm?
Preaching to the choir there.
I can just hold myself, you know.
Or I can hold you. I think that works out much better. I can hold you, and you can whisper in my ear we are going.
I don’t blame you. I’d want to be in my arms all the time, too.
Very true.
They are very nice arms. Very warm and muscular. Make me feel safe. It's a shame that you can never know how wonderful they are.