Trusted Advisor

Most trusted advisor to the wise, mighty, and virtuous king. The url is a mistake, i am NOT evil, and anyone who insinuates I am shall be summarily executed.

[medievalsquire]

the stablemaster called my horse spirited which i think is professional language for deeply malicious and full of evil

[medievalsquire]

carrying a torch during dramatic nighttime conversations is genuinely exhausting nobody warns you about this

[medievalsquire]

every royal banquet eventually reaches a point where two nobles are one snide comment veiled under politeness away from attempting murder with decorative knives

[medievalsquire]

ithought gainig a cool cursed and evil facial scar would be tough adn badass but theres so much blood in my eyes and it actually hruts so bad

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[things-that-are-not-true]

the demon lord's wicked army just razed penis village

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[7dmom]

Was any one going to tell me about my dragon nature or did I have to undergo trials

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[charl0ttan]

all scrawny white guy youtubers will have access to a reeducation kitchen undr my regime

[sewer-swan]

lets betray mama

[loveridden1999]

being mean & evil are great side hobbies if you're a woman #recommended

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[real-language-facts]

resurrected a dead language and it came back wrong

[monidoll]

you know what they say, the enemy of my enemy is my temporary ally of convenience

[biocrafthero]

tshirt that says "I HURT PEOPLE FOR FUN AND ON PURPOSE"