Jul 20, 2025
Hello, fellow Evils. It is I, Kass the Antibard. What is an antibardd, I hear you asking?
Let me explain:
It’s quite simple, really. After spending years learning those dreadful songs from my master, I have grown tired—no, revolted—by music, and it is now my life’s mission to rid the world of this ear-splitting shrieking you call music. Blah, blah, blah stories, you say. You know the written word is better for preservation!
So, kindly, if any of you find any music, musical instrument, or musically-inclined being of any kind, please give it to me so it can burn.
