I have the best hairline

Its coming

[evil-beth]

You all need to take measures to prevent signs of early aging, such as a receding hairline!

Its coming

[localpangendernerd]

BTW, my evil family includes but is not limited to:

Evil Papa & Dad respectively: @eviltimee @evil-fierce-deity

Evil Mama: @evil-malonnnn

Evil siblings: @shadow-but-bright @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @evillwild2 @evil-beth @celestialkitsune99 @evil-four @evil-vio @emig22

Evil sibling-in-laws: @virtualplays @heartz4moth

(Evil Note: A couple tags won’t work; I don’t know why)

[evil-beth]

Hiiiii evil sibling:3

[evil-cawlinnnn]

Roses are evil

Violets are too

If you’re reading this poem

It means I LOVE YOU

[evil-beth]

🤮🤮

EW

[evil-beth]

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

[evilbeedle]

YOU’RE AN EVIL GODSEND

[evil-beth]

tell me more😉

[evilbeedle]

I’M MAGNIFICENT

[evil-beth]

AMAZING

Beautiful hairline... I'm so amazing😌

[the-lu-hero-of-twilight]

Hi good Twilight! What if you join me, @/evil-colin, and @/evil-malo on the evil side? It’s fun, we have evil cookies, and chaos!

-@evil-ilia

Why would I join evil? I mean, cookies are great, and I’ve missed y’all- I mean, the GOOD Ilia, Colin, and Malo, but y’all aren’t the same as the people I knew back in Ordon. I’d at least need more reason than that.

Besides, what do evil cookies even taste like? ‘Cause if they’re just salt instead of sugar like I’ve seen @/evil-hyrule say then I don’t want them.

[evil-ilia]

Evil cookies taste evil, of course! Evil Hyrule just likes salt to a… concerning degree. The evilness in cookies is of course up to interpretation, to some that’s bitterness, or sourness, or saltiness, or even just the use of black cocoa powder!

And of course there are more reasons to join evil than just cookies! We have chaos, fun, evil Hylia cares about her heroes, and more! And we give great ear scritches for when you’re in wolf form(yes I know about wolfie) if you want them!

[evil-ilia]

Also, did I see you refer to myself, evil colin, and evil malo as if we were our good counterparts? As in the ones you know?

Hmmmmmmm >:3

[the-lu-hero-of-twilight]

Haha……….. what?

Ya didn’t see nothing! Nope! Nothing at all!

Must’ve been the wind! Yep! Totally!

[evil-beth]

cmon Link! Join us!!

Its more funner over here>:3

(Ooc: yes the grammar was on purpose💀)

[evil-beth]

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

[evilbeedle]

YOU’RE AN EVIL GODSEND

[evil-beth]

tell me more😉

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

evil story time!!! evil story time!!!!

what's the story what's the story what's the story??

[evil-malonnnn]

Once upon an Evil time, there was an Evil man who was besties with the Evil moon. But he hated the town that the Evil moon shined on. So he asked the Evil moon to smash the town and it did and everyone in the Evil town perished! The end. This is a true story, my evil dearies. Your evil father @eviltimee did this very evilly years ago.

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

woa!!! how... interesting....

father is so cool!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

He is, isn’t he. That’s why I evilly married him

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

that's also why i trapped him in a mouse trap once

[evil-malonnnn]

That’s very evil of you my evil dear and I’m very evilly proud but was he alright??

(ooc- OMG IM DYING THAT MEME-)

[evil-beth]

Well he's still evilly alive so it was fine

Probably

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[evil-beth]

YAY COOKIESSS

I always need more sugar:3

[evil-beth]

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

[evil-beth]

CHAT WE ADOPTED🔥🔥

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

Could I be adopted?!

@evil-beth

YES YOU CAN BE ADOPTED YOU EVIL LITTLE BETH

*adopts evilly* *pats head both evilly and ceremonially*

[evil-beth]

YAHOO!

*breakdances evilly*