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@evil-holland
1 evil bug is winning the prize of a lifetime:
Imagine how cool it would be if you were evil
@thescottof107
Scott? Scott would you love me if I was evil?
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yess
Live laugh love
Live laugh love <3
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
Excuse me! That wasn't very nice.
*She miracles the water away.*
*Foiled again!!! Fine!! They can do this the hard way! evil Holland starts drawing... Something?? It's just... Lines, really?*
*She watches as they draw.*
What are you making, dear?
*They keep making more lines... Anyone with any knowledge about site 107 would at this point recognize the drawing as a dash one. They VERY quickly finish the drawing. The whole site starts shaking like all hell here*
Oh! For Someone's sake, this won't do at all.
*She has no idea what they drew or what site 107 is. Her eyes grow briefly as she snaps her fingers, and the shaking stops.*
There. Isn't that better?
*What the fuck. evil Holland starts drawing another dash one.*
Oh dear. Maybe we don't draw that again?
*evil Holland is almost done drawing it...*
If things start shaking again, I'm just going to stop it.
And I'm much bigger than you, so I think you'll run out of energy to draw before I run out of energy for miracles.
*It does not start shaking again as evil Holland finishes the drawings. Instead, water starts dripping from the ceiling tiles! Lots of people can be heard exclaiming "Not again!" and similar exclamations from down the hall.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
Excuse me! That wasn't very nice.
*She miracles the water away.*
*Foiled again!!! Fine!! They can do this the hard way! evil Holland starts drawing... Something?? It's just... Lines, really?*
*She watches as they draw.*
What are you making, dear?
*They keep making more lines... Anyone with any knowledge about site 107 would at this point recognize the drawing as a dash one. They VERY quickly finish the drawing. The whole site starts shaking like all hell here*
Oh! For Someone's sake, this won't do at all.
*She has no idea what they drew or what site 107 is. Her eyes grow briefly as she snaps her fingers, and the shaking stops.*
There. Isn't that better?
*What the fuck. evil Holland starts drawing another dash one.*
Oh dear. Maybe we don't draw that again?
*evil Holland is almost done drawing it...*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
Excuse me! That wasn't very nice.
*She miracles the water away.*
*Foiled again!!! Fine!! They can do this the hard way! evil Holland starts drawing... Something?? It's just... Lines, really?*
*She watches as they draw.*
What are you making, dear?
*They keep making more lines... Anyone with any knowledge about site 107 would at this point recognize the drawing as a dash one. They VERY quickly finish the drawing. The whole site starts shaking like all hell here*
Oh! For Someone's sake, this won't do at all.
*She has no idea what they drew or what site 107 is. Her eyes grow briefly as she snaps her fingers, and the shaking stops.*
There. Isn't that better?
*What the fuck. evil Holland starts drawing another dash one.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
Excuse me! That wasn't very nice.
*She miracles the water away.*
*Foiled again!!! Fine!! They can do this the hard way! evil Holland starts drawing... Something?? It's just... Lines, really?*
*She watches as they draw.*
What are you making, dear?
*They keep making more lines... Anyone with any knowledge about site 107 would at this point recognize the drawing as a dash one. They VERY quickly finish the drawing. The whole site starts shaking like all hell here*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
Excuse me! That wasn't very nice.
*She miracles the water away.*
*Foiled again!!! Fine!! They can do this the hard way! evil Holland starts drawing... Something?? It's just... Lines, really?*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
It doesn't look like that's working, dear, why don't you take a couple breaths?
*evil Holland knocks over a nearby glass of water.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
Do you like glitter? It's very pretty, isn't it? I have a sibling who loves glitter too.
*She snaps her fingers and makes it so the glitter won't make a mess.*
*evil Holland tries to pour glitter all over the floor, VISIBLY frustrated*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
You are so cute, you know that? You're very fluffy.
*evil Holland is losing it. They're willing to try anything at this point. That's why they start pouring glitter on this strange human*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
*It is a tiny bee with a massive pickaxe (comparatively), she can see it coming and easily catches it.*
Thank you for giving this to me, I'll keep it safe, okay?
*. . .*
*Why is this human immune... It must be something related to her anomaly. evil Holland opts to sit down and stare at this strange person. You could cut the tension with a knife. evil Holland is so fluffing angry.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
Oh! Okay. Be careful with that, please, don't hurt yourself!
*evil Holland will not be the one to get hurt today. They fly above the anomalous human's head and drop the pickaxe.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
Oh dear, that's very big compared to you, isn't it? It's probably not safe for you to have that, little one. May I have it?
*She gently reaches up and takes hold of the pickaxe, but doesn't pull it away yet.*
*No! No the anomalous human CANNOT have the pickaxe! evil Holland tries flying away with it.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
Oh! Thank you!
*She just...takes the butter off of her head.*
Do you like butter? Is that why you brought me this?
*. . .*
*evil Holland leaves again. It takes them even longer to come back this time. But now? They return with a pickaxe.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
Oh, look at you! You're so strong, you're doing a very good job carrying that!
*evil Holland is confused.... This made their best friend Lancaster break down and cry.... They think for a bit. Then they set the butter down on the anomalous human's head.*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*
Okay, buddy. You're very evil.
*That the anomalous human would belittle evil Holland like this... Why they oughta!!! That's it! evil Holland leaves.... And after a while they come back, carrying.... A stick of butter!!!*
are you SURE you're an evil bee?
*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*
Are you feeling tall up there, bud?
*The anomalous human can sense that evil Holland does NOT feel tall up there. No no, they feel EVIL.*