Sweet Seals For You, Always
Discoholic 🪩
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
Keni
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
taylor price
One Nice Bug Per Day
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Today's Document
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we're not kids anymore.
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@janeway-lover
Hello!
I run side blogs for Eric (@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon), Death (@rider-on-a-white-horse), and Chloe Decker (@chloe-decker-lapd).
My RP tags are #abby morningstar and #good omens rp
Lore for Abby is here! The post is quite long, and is divided into 6 month increments.
My Ao3 is here!
there is a genre of star's trek episode called "kidnapped by pervert"
muriel's notes + copying their role models!
commission me on kofi
who remembers this tweet
this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
What is your compulsive need to outcunt everyone in the room Riker
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
I humbly submit for consideration: year of hell Captain Janeway
…And bonus Jadzia Dax
listen i love my job i want to do the best i can to make that store succeed but also you can not make me sacrifice my own values for a job
me as a child reading willy wonka: damn thats so cool. wish that candy was real
Amuary Gichon as a child reading will wonka: I could do better
Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other
star trek.................
hey how goes cleaning the turmeric off your shirt. also. timesensitive. do you have any tips for cleaning turmeric off your shirt. no reason.
i actually got a lot of advice on my post saying that apparently turmeric stains disappear under bright sunlight so. uh. behold the bad ending for turmeric-kun and white shirt-chan
(possibly non-canon)
would you consider drawing more of miss oxiclean 🥺
yesssss here is a little something
some additional turmeric-kun-verse things i wish i had time to draw:
oxiclean is not the only rival to turmeric-kun for white shirt-chan's love. there's also marinara-kun and soy sauce-kun, who are very stereotypical reverse harem anime character archetypes. marinara-kun is the wild redhead and soy sauce-kun is the cool but salty dark-haired guy.
turmeric-kun can't stand either of them, of course, but he does have a lot of friends within the spice cabinet who he introduces white shirt-chan to.
his main group of friends are the other typical curry spices. fenugreek-kun is his bestie and has a crush on ginger-chan, but since i only have fresh ginger he only sees her on rare occasions because she doesn't live in the spice cabinet. their love is just as tragic and star-crossed as white shirt-chan and turmeric-kun's
cumin-chan and coriander-kun are obnoxiously in love.
garlic powder-chan is super popular and is friends with everyone because she's participated in so many different dishes.
rosemary and thyme (not part of turmeric-kun's main friend group) are stoner lesbians.
i think business casual-chan (the uptight lady in the blazer; she's in the comic but no one says her name) has a longtime crush on oxiclean but refuses to act on it because she only knows oxiclean thru work (she's the one who contracts oxiclean for assassinations) and if there's one thing business casual-chan refuses to be, it's unprofessional.
in loving memory of my favorite shirt
turmeric kun update
Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her
I love how the reblogs are either:
Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..
Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...
Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.
Never change, Tumblr.
Or suggesting the
shirt gets dyed fully orange
with more turmeric.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i went to eating enough food world and they're excited to meet you. keep eating lots of meals and snacks and take my hand! we can go there.
Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me
this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)
@sweetmarmite
