Evil Mary Bell Radiation Authority

@evil-mbra

"Working towards the past, so the future is important”

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Bad evening!

“Working towards the past, so the future is important”

The Evil MBRA - Evil Mary Bell Radiation Authority - is the headquarters of all Evil Mary Bell facilities: the EMBMF and the EMBRC.

“Every” evening we will take away from you degrading insults to take away your evening’s bad end. What we say is always false- you can’t take our word to mind!

Be afraid to ask us questions! Nothing we release is fact-checked by our worst researches, so you should doubt it heavily.

Please do mind the cleanliness, this is a collection of EMBRA research tablets and reports.

[OOC NOT BELOW THE CUT]

Well, it was fun wasn't it? (A cloud of smoke appears, Gabriel steps in, takes a deep breath, sighs and the smoke surrounds him. He vanishes,) A single letter remains: To all of those who were wondering, My name is Gabriel Bystanding, I am EMBRA intern -2006, I will be leaving. forever. Goodbye Mortals. (It's signed in gold ink.)

#paid intern -2006

@in-case-i-die-daily Notice me.

- Highly Paid Intern 2001

#highly paid intern 2001 #evil-mbra

happy birthday

-@lfthcs-daily

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 9/11 TOO.

- Highly Paid Intern 2001

#highly paid intern 2001

(Screams) ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! And it's also, ahem, THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER! And it's my birthday! Please send me gifts, if you do there is 30% less of a chance of me following you home from work. Please enjoy the airplane food I brought you all.

I know who actaully committed 9/11.

- Highly Paid Intern 2001

#highly paid intern 2001

Evil mooncycle, also Might Could is hot.

- Highly Paid Intern 2001

I'm sorry for coming to work late! I know I'm supposed to begin work on September 1st and begin creepily watching the other employees on November 1st instead of working, but I got trapped in an airplane model. But as you can see, the office is decorated for my favorite holiday, 9/11! Please enjoy the themed cookies I made for the workplace and take as many as you like!

- Highly Paid Intern 2001

#embra #evil-mbra #highly paid intern 2001 #dailyverse

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

Oh, right, uh…

(Mayhaps rolls some dice on the desk)

…you’re Intern #-2006.

Lovely, have a great day Mayhaps. (Intern #-2006 walks out the door)

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

Oh, right, uh…

(Mayhaps rolls some dice on the desk)

…you’re Intern #-2006.

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

#heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

#I have no funny quips at the moment

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

#I keep forgetting to reblog my bad....I'm eepy after work

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Great! You can start today.

(The lightbulb suddenly breaks- the entire room is very faintly glowing green.)

Dang it, this always happens…

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

#btw chat the font isn't like a quirk it's another language #Most humans can understand it tho it's like an accent

(Gabriel Bystanding walks in the office) Hello, I'm Gabriel Bystanding. I've come for that "interview" you offered me?

Oh, yes, hello, take a seat.

-Mayhaps Perchance

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

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