Mirror Breaker

[kikker-oma]

TUMBLR LET ME POST TWILIGHT DANGIT

[twilight-linked-universe]

YEAH LET ME BE POSTED

[evilfirstlu]

its always an honor to meet with Lord Demise, but ughhhhhhhh this meeting has been going on way longer than he said

"itll only take 5 minutes this time" blah blah blahhh

[evil-midna]

Some meetings should have just been a letter. My advisor is the same way unfortunately.

[the-real-lu-fable]

Attention all Links

No longer will your self sacrificial ways be tolerated. No more running off on your own. No more hiding injuries.

If you must do something to save people you will be using the buddy system.

If you hide injuries you will be sentenced to sleep jail nightly for two weeks.

If you run off on your own I will be sending cucoos after your items.

And, as always, there is the 600 ruppee 'stupid, needless, reckless heroics' fund all Links must pay into. OR if you are Evil there is the 'Needlessly Reckless' fund.

I shall be Tagging all the Links I know of now. If I miss someone feel free to add them.

- Zelda 'Fable Hyrule

Links: @literal-legend-rabbit @luherooflegend @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar @the-real-lu-sky @very-retired-hero-of-legend @oldsailorwind @old-hero-of-hyrule @evil-lu-rift @evilwild @evilevilwild @evilwolfielu @evilwarriorss @evilskythesecond @super-evil-bunny-legend @extra-super-evil-sky @evil-skyy @evil-twiii @evil-time @the-real-lu-wild @the-real-lu-wind @the-hero-of-the-foursword

PS this also applies to @evil-echo

[evil-midna]

I second this.

[morally-grey-sky]

Guys, I found a spring! The surface is beautiful sometimes.

[evil-midna]

I adored Faron.

[ordonian-rancher]

Hm... I was thinkin'. I'm certain I'm 'bout to start my adventure. Which would mean y'all would start ta' call me Twiligh'.

But that would be confusin', wouldn' it? So now I oughta find a different name...

( @the-real-lu-twilight )

[the-real-lu-twilight]

[I gently pat your shoulder from behind]

Well, kid, I'm sure you'll find a nickname soon, huh? We can figure somethin' out for ya

[ordonian-rancher]

Yeah, we'll figure somethin' out.

Evil Midna suggested some names. They were... Weird.

[evil-midna]

Hey, there is nothing weird with Goat Boy.

Now there’s double goat boy.

[ordonian-rancher]

Hm... I was thinkin'. I'm certain I'm 'bout to start my adventure. Which would mean y'all would start ta' call me Twiligh'.

But that would be confusin', wouldn' it? So now I oughta find a different name...

( @the-real-lu-twilight )

[evil-midna]

Mirror. Good Boy. Goat Boy. Pumpkin Farmer. Jail Breaker. Umbra. My Trusty and Noble Steed.

[morally-grey-warriors]

I leave for one day and @therealtulin dies??????? Goddess not him. Why??? He was so good and wonderful!!!! Granted I interacted with him only a few times, but still.....

*sobs into scarf*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

You can donate to the fund to buy back his life

I'm working to fix it

[morally-grey-warriors]

Ok. Are you sure it'll work? He'll come back correctly? Because if so I'll donate 1000 rupees to the cause...

...but only if you promise it won't mess anything up

[evil-midna]

I’ll match your donations.

[very-normal-ravio]

*you find a letter posted on the door of Ravio’s shop:*

Dear Stabby Anons:

You’re having a lot of fun stabbing my family, aren’t you? Well how about this! For every stabbing you commit to my family, you owe me 500 rupees!

Current owed amount:

15,500 rupees for 31 stabbings

[evil-midna]

Only 500 a stab? Why not 1000.

Stabbing is not evil. It’s cruel.

[very-normal-ravio]

… I don’t want to get stabbed for extorting them

[evil-midna]

I will personally cover any medical fees you acquire.

[very-normal-ravio]

*eyes you warily* I feel like you want something out of this…

[evil-midna]

Oh nothing at all. I just can’t stand seeing Links getting stabbed.

[very-normal-ravio]

For some reason I don’t believe you

[evil-midna]

That opinion won’t change my offer.

[very-normal-ravio]

*you find a letter posted on the door of Ravio’s shop:*

Dear Stabby Anons:

You’re having a lot of fun stabbing my family, aren’t you? Well how about this! For every stabbing you commit to my family, you owe me 500 rupees!

Current owed amount:

15,500 rupees for 31 stabbings

[evil-midna]

Only 500 a stab? Why not 1000.

Stabbing is not evil. It’s cruel.

[very-normal-ravio]

… I don’t want to get stabbed for extorting them

[evil-midna]

I will personally cover any medical fees you acquire.

[very-normal-ravio]

*eyes you warily* I feel like you want something out of this…

[evil-midna]

Oh nothing at all. I just can’t stand seeing Links getting stabbed.

[very-normal-ravio]

*you find a letter posted on the door of Ravio’s shop:*

Dear Stabby Anons:

You’re having a lot of fun stabbing my family, aren’t you? Well how about this! For every stabbing you commit to my family, you owe me 500 rupees!

Current owed amount:

15,500 rupees for 31 stabbings

[evil-midna]

Only 500 a stab? Why not 1000.

Stabbing is not evil. It’s cruel.

[very-normal-ravio]

… I don’t want to get stabbed for extorting them

[evil-midna]

I will personally cover any medical fees you acquire.

[very-normal-ravio]

*you find a letter posted on the door of Ravio’s shop:*

Dear Stabby Anons:

You’re having a lot of fun stabbing my family, aren’t you? Well how about this! For every stabbing you commit to my family, you owe me 500 rupees!

Current owed amount:

15,500 rupees for 31 stabbings

[evil-midna]

Only 500 a stab? Why not 1000.

Stabbing is not evil. It’s cruel.

[evilevilwild]

Im fucking up this tub of ice cream rn.

[evil-midna]

better be evil ice cream.

[evilevilwild]

Idrc it’s fire so.

[evil-midna]

I didn't know Hyrule made that flavor? Is it spicy? Is it magically alight?

[evilevilwild]

Im fucking up this tub of ice cream rn.

[evil-midna]

better be evil ice cream.

[morally-grey-warriors]

hear me out...tax evasion

[evil-midna]

I was wondering what you were going to do with all the rupees you collected during the war, Captain.

[morally-grey-warriors]

Well Hyrule wanted me to pay taxes on them...but when have I ever listened to the kingdom.

I told them to think of it at my compensation for giving me trauma (:

[evil-midna]

I kept the ones I collected as well, as a form of payment for having my kingdom rebuilt. But it is good to see you again after all these years.

[ordonian-rancher]

furry.

(@evillwild2)

Huh??? Ah do not know how ah'd be a furry in any way?

[evillwild2]

you’ll learn soon.

[evil-midna]

Very soon.

[ordonian-rancher]

And who're ya sposed ta be?

[evil-midna]

Oh, no one major. Only the Queen of the Twilight, Midna.

[ordonian-rancher]

Sounds fake, Queen. Never heard of th' "Twiligh'" before.

[evil-midna]

Depending on the current date, you will within this lifetime. Link. Though please say hello to Princess Zelda for me.

[ordonian-rancher]

Th' princess? I ain't gonna meet th' princess!

[evil-midna]

Oh how I missed this farm boy

That's what you think ranch hand. Give it some time. Perhaps before Dusk next week?

[ordonian-rancher]

Ya seem ta know quite'o lotta 'bout my future. But ah've never heard o' ya.

[evil-midna]

It's quite complicated, I'm not sure you'd understand, and it's pretty fun to leave you in the dark!

[ordonian-rancher]

That's not very nice o' ya.

[evil-midna]

Hm. Let's just say that I am from the future.

[ordonian-rancher]

Alrigh' sure. Ah've met future me, ah'll believe ya're from th' future too.

[evil-midna]

Clearly, as by the time you meet me, I am still a princess, and I am crowned Queen at this time. I wonder if there are consequences if I tell you what happens.

[ordonian-rancher]

Future me wouldn't spill th' beans on what happens.

[evil-midna]

I for one have no qualms on what might happen to your future as it is not my past. You are not my Link. Do you have what Hylians call a fursona?

[ordonian-rancher]

'M not Hylian... 'nd I dunno what that means. A... "Fursona?"

[evil-midna]

Don’t worry, you will have some soon enough. His name is Wolfy and he is a good boy. He has a nice bracelet as well.

[ordonian-rancher]

That's a..... Er... Creative name.

... I'm not gonna let my "fursona" have that name.

[evil-midna]

I guess you do have that option, but past me doesn’t understand wolf. I wish I did though, I would give anything to know what was said to me all those months of travel.

[morally-grey-warriors]

hear me out...tax evasion

[evil-midna]

I was wondering what you were going to do with all the rupees you collected during the war, Captain.

[ordonian-rancher]

furry.

(@evillwild2)

Huh??? Ah do not know how ah'd be a furry in any way?

[evillwild2]

you’ll learn soon.

[evil-midna]

Very soon.

[ordonian-rancher]

And who're ya sposed ta be?

[evil-midna]

Oh, no one major. Only the Queen of the Twilight, Midna.

[ordonian-rancher]

Sounds fake, Queen. Never heard of th' "Twiligh'" before.

[evil-midna]

Depending on the current date, you will within this lifetime. Link. Though please say hello to Princess Zelda for me.

[ordonian-rancher]

Th' princess? I ain't gonna meet th' princess!

[evil-midna]

Oh how I missed this farm boy

That's what you think ranch hand. Give it some time. Perhaps before Dusk next week?

[ordonian-rancher]

Ya seem ta know quite'o lotta 'bout my future. But ah've never heard o' ya.

[evil-midna]

It's quite complicated, I'm not sure you'd understand, and it's pretty fun to leave you in the dark!

[ordonian-rancher]

That's not very nice o' ya.

[evil-midna]

Hm. Let's just say that I am from the future.

[ordonian-rancher]

Alrigh' sure. Ah've met future me, ah'll believe ya're from th' future too.

[evil-midna]

Clearly, as by the time you meet me, I am still a princess, and I am crowned Queen at this time. I wonder if there are consequences if I tell you what happens.

[ordonian-rancher]

Future me wouldn't spill th' beans on what happens.

[evil-midna]

I for one have no qualms on what might happen to your future as it is not my past. You are not my Link. Do you have what Hylians call a fursona?

[ordonian-rancher]

'M not Hylian... 'nd I dunno what that means. A... "Fursona?"

[evil-midna]

Don’t worry, you will have some soon enough. His name is Wolfy and he is a good boy. He has a nice bracelet as well.