[muffled screaming]

Cherry | just me rambling about whatever is going through my head | so many fandoms | current obsession: too many things | 20+ | she/her | aroace!

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[nothing-but-flowers]

screaming

[socialistfremenist]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[shi1498912]

Die AfD hasst diese simple Lösung gegen Migrantenkriminalität

Eine neue Studie zeigt: Toleranz macht Deutschland sicherer und rechte Politik fördert Migrantenkriminalität. Allein diese simple Maßnahme s

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Eine neue Studie zeigt: Toleranz macht Deutschland sicherer und rechte Politik fördert Migrantenkriminalität. Allein diese simple Maßnahme senkt die Kriminalität um 70 % – und wird deshalb von Rechten totgeschwiegen. [...]

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[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[pseudophan]

made me think of some of you <3

[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[sateessa]

Saw a post on Bluesky that today is a Make A Terrible Comic Day, and since it's mandatory to create a terrible comic on this day, I had to do this. Based on a meme I saved a while ago.

[the-caleb-widogast]

god the mighty nein would fucking thrive in the feywild. they refuse to give out their real names. behind a fake name is another fake name. they use disguise self constantly. they refuse to take anything at face value and do 21 investigation checks and 15 insight checks beforehand. they have a designated poison tester (beau). if someone tells them anything they double check it with a library and even ask the gods if it's true. jester tricked a hag with a two week old cupcake. artagan never brought the nein to the feywild not just because he doesn't want to go back there, but because he knew every person in the feywild would fucking hate the nein immediately solely for the fact that they couldn't trick them.

[velnna]

Cracks knuckles here we go, CR portrait 1 of 8

[asturlavi]

mollymauk tealeaf.........

[maiya5t]

My first friend

[evil-ontheinside]

Okay. So. Dgm spoilers for chapter 258 ahead, watch out etc.

That fucker. I knew Cross wasn't gone but seeing him in the flesh (or print) pisses me off anyway lol

But!!! My boy!!!! He is alive and well again!!!!!! I missed Lavi so much 😭 I want to see him So involved in the plot again pls and thank you

Also, all those family relations are making my head spin. I need, like, a chart or smth

Also also, Road??????? I need to know what the hell is going on with her that she's suddenly back and in that room (could that room be somehow connected to the ark? I honestly have no idea anymore how that thing worked, it's been too long since all that happened)

Anyway. I love getting new chapters 🥰