YOU SHOULD (not) DRINK POTIONS... NOW!!

Short and Evil

I am neither of those things!!!

I'm the evil one. Buy my evil pokeballs.

Hey hey hey, how's it goin? The name's Catherine, but you can call me Cat. My friends wanted me to get a rotumblr account, so here I am. She/it, electric specialist from Unova, but currently I'm in Kalos for a trip. Uh, I think that's all!

Buy my evil pokeballs

H. How are they evil???

Malevolent energy.

Hey hey hey, how's it goin? The name's Catherine, but you can call me Cat. My friends wanted me to get a rotumblr account, so here I am. She/it, electric specialist from Unova, but currently I'm in Kalos for a trip. Uh, I think that's all!

water-pokemon-appreciator

Buy my evil pokeballs

6.7/10, not enough grog

IM GONNA CRY

six seven

Back on topic. We’ve noticed that a lot of people seem to really want to consume potions, we strongly advise against this, but, to remedy those, urges, we’ve made this

Potions for people!

They’re primarily energy/hydration drinks but I’m pretty sure they have some medicinal qualities? Don’t quote me on that. These won’t heal you though I know that for sure like, it won’t make you stop hurting. You’ll be hydrated though!

Note, don’t get these confused with actual potions, they won’t heal your pokemon, they’re not toxic or anything they just won’t heal. These are drinks for you they have almost none of the same ingredients.

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Weaksauce. I drink normal potions all the time and so far I've seen zero negative side effects.

Is Eric secretly Sam Reich?

Sam Reich is not that tall.

Are you the second evil clone then?

I’m not a cloooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

Welcome to the being evil clones club. It doesn't matter, now you've been called one you can never leave.

what if you were the-EVIL-pokemart-official. wouldn't that be fucked up

I don't know....... That's scary........

Why are people talking about me right now

Who, are you, what

Hi, I'm Evin, I have a roommate and giratina. Your turn. Go ahead, introduce yourself to the class.

why do you own god what

It's a running theme with blogs with "pokemart" and "official" in their names.

How, many others are there???

There's Eric. @the-real-pokemart-official

Wait what

He's been here the whole time.

what if you were the-EVIL-pokemart-official. wouldn't that be fucked up

I don't know....... That's scary........

Why are people talking about me right now

Who, are you, what

Hi, I'm Evin, I have a roommate and giratina. Your turn. Go ahead, introduce yourself to the class.

why do you own god what

It's a running theme with blogs with "pokemart" and "official" in their names.

How, many others are there???

There's Eric. @the-real-pokemart-official

what if you were the-EVIL-pokemart-official. wouldn't that be fucked up

I don't know....... That's scary........

Why are people talking about me right now

Who, are you, what

Hi, I'm Evin, I have a roommate and giratina. Your turn. Go ahead, introduce yourself to the class.

why do you own god what

It's a running theme with blogs with "pokemart" and "official" in their names.

what if you were the-EVIL-pokemart-official. wouldn't that be fucked up

I don't know....... That's scary........

Why are people talking about me right now

Who, are you, what

Hi, I'm Evin, I have a roommate and giratina. Your turn. Go ahead, introduce yourself to the class.

what if you were the-EVIL-pokemart-official. wouldn't that be fucked up

I don't know....... That's scary........

Why are people talking about me right now

Is there anything wrong with living in the distortion realm?

You're scared of my power, which is understandable.

I just don't feel like proving you wrong. Go annoy Eric if that's what you want.

I am, I can prove it. Ask me anything and I'll answer with nothing but the truth.

I'm not entertaining this.

Yes, believe me, I am right about everything ever.

Uh huh. Sure.