Mob if he was EVIL

AMA/Open RP joke blog. He/Him for Shigeo; Any pronouns for mod. WONDERFUL ART BY @sk7r99 (pfp) & @glasscarly (banner)!!!

[evil-shigeo]

intro post i guess...

{ EVIL MOB WEEK PROMPT LIST! }

my name is Shigeo Kageyama but you guys nicknamed me Bom so that works too. i guess. DON'T call me Mob or i'll kill you. i'm "evil" apparently.

i hate Reigen and i hate my brother even more. i also hate working out and i hate animals. i love fighting and using my powers because i'm AWESOME. if people get hurt or die in the process idc lmao. also i LOVE public speaking and being social. i'm super popular and everyone loves me ✌️ Tsubomi is my #1 enemy she is so ugly and i hate her.

my psychic powers are SUPER STRONG and i can do ANYTHING!!! don't ask me to show you though you probably aren't cool enough.

don't send me weird stuff. i'm 14 and i WILL beat your ass.

the other losers have blogs too i guess. i'm still better

actions will look like this. thoughts/mumbling will look like this. { mod/ooc will speak like this. other info is below the cut! }

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{ hiya! i'm dandelion. my main is @dandelion-jpeg. i got inspired to start this sideblog from @ask-evil-ritsu and @ikuzusuohs. }

{ obligatory reminder to not take ANYTHING said in character on this blog seriously. i'm not, and neither should you. i probably won't give very detailed or thought out responses. sorry in advance }

{ more detailed list of what NOT to send: nsfw/suggestive & proship (like reimob; other ships are fine but my mob is aroace). i WILL delete any asks i'm not comfortable answering. also don't consider this a DNI; this blog isn't serious enough for me to care who interacts. }

{ some trivia/fun facts/lore about evil shigeo! }

{ y'all decided to nickname Mob "Bom" so you can call him that and not get yelled at. also he is a professional hater. i may have him say slurs (THAT I CAN RECLAIM) or tell people to die, but please remember it's all roleplay and to not actually do that. canon mob loves you ♥️ i'll tag #tw slur & #tw death threat respectively }

⭐️ tag list ⭐️

#go away (asks)

#i am filled with hate (not an ask)

#get posessed idiot (ooc)

#reblogs

#gross (cool things) <- mostly fanart :3

#pov the gag blog gets serious (lore)

[evil-shigeo]

{ sorry everyone for being inactive! i still really like mp100 but i've been getting invested in Block Tales (a roblox game) and that plus having graduated recently i've been kinda busy with life... i'll try to get to asks when i can, but no promises when that'll be! }

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 7: CANON VS EVIL

Last one!! 😅 sorry if this one's simplistic 😖 2 mob weeks in a row got me a Lil burnt out 😖😖 but I DID ITTTT YIPPPEEEEEE

How'd I do 🥹

@evil-shigeo

[evil-shigeo]

i hate that fucking fake i'm better

{ I'VE BEEN SO BUSY I FORGOT TO OPEN TUMBLR I'M SO SORRY THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING!!!!! }

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 6: POWERS

Inverted colors for evil ???%

Or should he be ¿¿¿% 🤔

@evil-shigeo

[evil-shigeo]

that thing looks awesome, what is it???

{ AAAH HES SO COOL!!! still havent decided if bom has a ???% since he uses his powers so much, but if he does, this is exactly what it looks like :D }

[evil-reigen]

i have just stumbled upon you. your vibe is wreched and your are posts even more so. if i was smart enough i would get you to curse yourself. i hope you get run over by 5 seperate cars and then explode spontaniously. only thing i agree on is your take on cats. cats are awesome. I will train my cat to hunt you down and suffocate you in your sleep. he is a maine coon so this will probably maybe hopefully be highly effective. im going to print out a picture of you and throw paper airplanes at it because i don't have darts and im not risking throwing a knife wrong. explode into confetti. thank you.

i hope you can tell im joking around and being mean for the bit, mod 0^0"

another CURSE THREAD huh? not so unusual in my career not gonna lie. gotta mention that you are really creative with my death scenarios, maybe you'd like to work for S&S? (which is more of the Curse&Curse nowadays) if i hadn't @sinisterserizawa or @evil-shigeo by my side i would get pretty nervous after receiving your message, but as my employees they will protect me from those 5 separate cars and your cat. SPEAKING OF CATS i'd really like to see some pics of your maine coon, so send them please. or i simply won't hire you.

*explodes into confetti*

[evil-shigeo]

i'm not protecting you at all i hope you die a horrible painful and slow death ✌️ cats suck anyway. go buy me an arizona tea now or i'll quit your conman scheme

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 5: SPIRITS AND SUCH

First time drawing evil reigen I hope I got him right 😭

@evil-shigeo @evil-reigen

[evil-shigeo]

this bitch does this all the damn time

{ LMFAO OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CANON }

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 4: STRENGTHS

Flashback to the time Bom gave the best speech Salt's ever seen and won every position in the student council for the bit

@evil-shigeo

[evil-shigeo]

heh yeah i am the best there ever was!

{ YESSHEYSHAHAHA }

[glasscarly]

It's May 14th where I am so

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 3: FRIENDS/ENEMIES

Mob: Into the Psychoverse

Are they friends? Enemies? (Probably enemies to Bom idk lol)

@evil-shigeo

[evil-shigeo]

who the fuck is woke mob

{ IM CACKLING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL CAN I MAKE THIS MY NEW BANNER? }

[unrecognized-sibnou]

My art for evil mob week day 2, Arizona tea! Evil mob is stealing it cause he don't care if he can make it, he wants it!

[evil-shigeo]

if buying isn't owning, stealing isn't stealing! or however it goes

{ YESSS THIS IS SO CUTE AUAHAUAUAHAH }

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 2: ARIZONA TEA

"I'm always on my phone so if you think I'm ignoring you, yes. Yes I am."

-evil mob probably

@evil-shigeo

BONUS: Keychain design because I have free will and am funemployed 😎

[evil-shigeo]

i want that keychain. send me it now or i'll rip you apart

{ AHHH IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE IS PARTICIPATING IN BOMWEEK THIS IS SO CUTE OMG AND THE KEYCHAINNNNN YES YES YESGSHAHAHA IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO SELL THIS LMK I WILL BUY IT! /srs }

[evil-shigeo]

Dearest Bom admin,

I would love to join Bomweek, and I have even counted the days until it started. But unfortunately, I have a weird curse regarding character weeks.

Last month, I had joined Terukiweek for a day and immediately got my thumb trapped between a door and fainted. Yesterday, the nail on that very same thumb almost fell off, and I am afraid of what will happen if I continue. This has also happened to me with serizawaweek, but my internet was gone instead of any physical injuries.

Kindest regards,

Evil shou's admin.

(PS. Yes, this actually happened. I just thought it would be funny to send this like a really formal letter😭)

{ jesus. ao3 curse is out mp100 week curse is in. keep yourself safe first and foremost! lol }

{ i appreciate the sentiment though :33 and yes the letter was funny :p }

[evil-shigeo]

It's still May 12th here, so happy birthday! I'm taking this opportunity to say that you reminded me I was curious to try the Arizona honey and ginseng tea. I thought it needed a little more sweetness, but with a few drops of sweetener it was delicious! Cheers! :D

arizona tea is perfect as it is asshole

{ i live pretty close to the date time line, so i'm one of the last people to have the day change. it's only 7pm may 12 here myself! and bom's too arrogant to say thanks for the birthday wishes, so i'll do it for him: thank you! }

[evil-shigeo]

Ooooooooo you wanna look at my art so badddddd ✨️✨️✨️

i bet it sucks

{ WHERE IS IT??? RUNS TO CHECK THE TAG }

[glasscarly]

*claps hands together* finally finished Mob week

*record scratch*

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 1: BIRTHDAY

Cake smashhhh

Another 6 days of drawing 🥹💔 YIPPEEEEEE

@evil-shigeo @ask-evil-ritsu

(The tag wasn't working for me 😭💔)

[evil-shigeo]

HAH TAKE THAT JACKASS

{ OH MY GOD ITS HIM!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LITTLE BASTARD }

[evil-shigeo]

What's your favorite colorrr

didn't i already answer this???? it's red dumbass

{ there's a fun facts post linked in the pinned post if you wanna take a peek at it! /nm }

[evil-shigeo]

🔥Evil mob Week tmrw🔥 get hyped everybody (threat)

since when did you dedicate a week to me?? is this like a big celebration for my birthday? i know i'm awesome so it wouldn't surprise me or anything hehh

{ he is lowkey not expecting anyone to care about his birthday. also BOM WEEK!!!! }

[evil-shigeo]

What cake do you want for your birf

cakes are gross i prefer a birthday potluck

[maskc72]

what…what if someone out a cake in the potluck 🤔

[evil-shigeo]

i wouldn't eat it obviously