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this blog is actually so serious i am a pure evil main -> @sk7r99

[evil-reigen]

INTRO POST !!

hello there my name is EVIL REIGEN ARATAKA and if you're not stupid enough you'll get that i'm EVIL, alright? pay attention to my black shirt and green tie it's giving sooo mischievous😈😈 so yeah i won't help you with your little poltergeist in your grandma's house i don't give shit. i'm most likely curse her to die miserably (even though the curse is fake) and earn some money and that's it. i curse and smoke around kids, i'm a bad guy and yeah i am so into morally AND physically destroying anybody who's entering my S&S office. i might not be the best guy at socials but i am so violent and strong you better watch out!! there's no such thing that i can't get out of without using my strength as a weapon against a human being. and my mission is to eliminate every competitor in my business even if the competitor is a 14 year old or something idgaf. yk fuck morals and professionalism at this point — i'll hire a hitman, i'll burn their house down, i'll join a mafia — whatever. i wanna rule the world, manipulate the others (especially espers) to fulfill my own dreams of power and greatness and if it means to beat some kids and break some jaws — i'm here for it. the only teen i actually respect is evil ritsu so no beating the shit out of him. i'm more interested into exploit his older brother to become a puppet in my hands and make him 100% emotionally dependent on me and me only. so if you have any tips on manipulating him — lemme know right away! i guess threaten him with physical violence isn't very helpful ugh...

and btw i hate dogs, cats only!!! MEOW BITCH !!!

//ok jokes ahead ig only drawing evil ritsu, shou and mob based on @ask-evil-ritsu @ikuzusuohs and @evil-shigeo is not enough, i need to try this thing called running an evil mp100 character sideblog so yeah. I HOPE I WON'T GIVE UP ON THIS AFTER A WEEK OR SO XD

hello!!! it's cy💥 or @sk7r99 and it's my complete joke side blog where i'm trying to figure out what kind of character evil reigen would be like :P so don't freak out if he'll respond with something like kys DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT it's just a joke

pls keep in mind that english is not my first language (it's c1 but i'm not really sure) and some of the things i see might sound a bit off (it's always ok to correct me in the comment section or anywhere else) i'm most likely to not quite get the abbreviation or some slang so i might kindly ask for rephrase it for me

i am in fact new to role play and stuff so hopefully it will be an iconic experience and not something i'll remember out of the sudden on a random tuesday night and cringe because of myself

and yeah feel free send me stuff i feel like evil reigen is so unhinged and crazy and will reply to anything

tag list or i'll totally forget about it:

#asks <- inbox responds

#💥: cy speaks <- it's me being out of character (i'll start every sentence from my perspective with // at the beginning of it)

#evil speaks <- posts from evil reigen's perspective

#evil pic <- drawings/edits of evil reigen

#that's the evil guy! <- in case i find someone else's post matching evil reigen personality i'm trying to figure out

don't forget to have some fun!!! bye!

[evil-reigen]

"tumblr sexyman this, tumblr sexyman that" huh WRONG! everybody know that one and only EVIL REIGEN ARATAKA is the "tumblr sexyman"!!!

[evil-reigen]

i'm gay every day lmao

[evil-reigen]

fiiine you get my cat. i guess. sighs. i dont wanna be off anon but WHATEVER.

his name is chestnut and he is only 5 months old so BE NICE TO HIM. he has plenty of time to grow big enough to kill all of my enemies. he already tries to kill my feet all the time. i will have battlescars in the coming years.

also about the getting hired? ill have to think on that. i dunno....

IHIHIHHIIII WHAT A COOTIE-PATOOTIEEE!!! *coughs* i mean... such a pretty chestnut you having here, good for you. i actually wouldn't mind being killed by a cat like this one.

also don't you think that i have all the time in the universe for you to decide whether you want to work in my office or not! you have A DAY and that's it! i actually gave you some extra time as a bonus for having a cat.

[evil-reigen]

i have just stumbled upon you. your vibe is wreched and your are posts even more so. if i was smart enough i would get you to curse yourself. i hope you get run over by 5 seperate cars and then explode spontaniously. only thing i agree on is your take on cats. cats are awesome. I will train my cat to hunt you down and suffocate you in your sleep. he is a maine coon so this will probably maybe hopefully be highly effective. im going to print out a picture of you and throw paper airplanes at it because i don't have darts and im not risking throwing a knife wrong. explode into confetti. thank you.

i hope you can tell im joking around and being mean for the bit, mod 0^0"

another CURSE THREAD huh? not so unusual in my career not gonna lie. gotta mention that you are really creative with my death scenarios, maybe you'd like to work for S&S? (which is more of the Curse&Curse nowadays) if i hadn't @sinisterserizawa or @evil-shigeo by my side i would get pretty nervous after receiving your message, but as my employees they will protect me from those 5 separate cars and your cat. SPEAKING OF CATS i'd really like to see some pics of your maine coon, so send them please. or i simply won't hire you.

*explodes into confetti*

[evil-shigeo]

i'm not protecting you at all i hope you die a horrible painful and slow death ✌️ cats suck anyway. go buy me an arizona tea now or i'll quit your conman scheme

[evil-reigen]

Bom, i'm literally confetti... stop being so harsh on me... swoop me into one pile or something... please...

[evil-reigen]

i have just stumbled upon you. your vibe is wreched and your are posts even more so. if i was smart enough i would get you to curse yourself. i hope you get run over by 5 seperate cars and then explode spontaniously. only thing i agree on is your take on cats. cats are awesome. I will train my cat to hunt you down and suffocate you in your sleep. he is a maine coon so this will probably maybe hopefully be highly effective. im going to print out a picture of you and throw paper airplanes at it because i don't have darts and im not risking throwing a knife wrong. explode into confetti. thank you.

i hope you can tell im joking around and being mean for the bit, mod 0^0"

another CURSE THREAD huh? not so unusual in my career not gonna lie. gotta mention that you are really creative with my death scenarios, maybe you'd like to work for S&S? (which is more of the Curse&Curse nowadays) if i hadn't @sinisterserizawa or @evil-shigeo by my side i would get pretty nervous after receiving your message, but as my employees they will protect me from those 5 separate cars and your cat. SPEAKING OF CATS i'd really like to see some pics of your maine coon, so send them please. or i simply won't hire you.

*explodes into confetti*

[glasscarly]

EVIL MOB WEEK DAY 5: SPIRITS AND SUCH

First time drawing evil reigen I hope I got him right 😭

@evil-shigeo @evil-reigen

[evil-reigen]

I'm not like other girls

I have...

Snake arms

nah, we're not exorcising this shit, go somewhere else—

[evil-reigen]

I sure do hope shrimpina likes my cool new attire

i had to google this shit, anon, tf i don't get it?? shrimpina?????

you're saying i look like this wet scrumpy ugly sock or what??

[terribleteruki]

ok so. i've been doing pretty lonely lately. so maybe you could forget about that all head shaving thing even though it was hilarious and come over to S&S...i can get you an arizona can or something... don't tell anybody, ESPECIALLY BOM!!!

oh. um.. i wouldn't want you to be lonely...

[evil-reigen]

YESSS. YEAH um well, i'm actually a very busy man but i think i have about a half hour to drink tea or something. come over right now. i'm waiting.

[benevolent-dimple]

What have you been up to these days evil dimple

me? not much. floating around and avoiding hostile espers, thats what

to be honest, my life (er, afterlife i guess) is kinda boring. sorry to dissapoint

[evil-reigen]

feel you. it's kinda boring nowadays...

[benevolent-dimple]

bro you are one of the people im avoiding

[evil-reigen]

nevermind. continue with this. being alone is actually much better. stupid spirit.

[benevolent-dimple]

What have you been up to these days evil dimple

me? not much. floating around and avoiding hostile espers, thats what

to be honest, my life (er, afterlife i guess) is kinda boring. sorry to dissapoint

[evil-reigen]

feel you. it's kinda boring nowadays...

[evil-reigen]

it's been a rough day yall...

[evil-reigen]

//OMG GUYS THE REAL FOOTAGE OF EVIL REIGEN ADDING A FULL TABLESPOON OF SUGAR IN HIS TEA!!

//wait hold on. it's not enough for him. HE'S POURING A WHOLE THING NOW!!!

//FUCKING FREAK

[evil-reigen]

//drop your evil reigen hcs i gotta satisfy his attention need

[uglyratbastard37]

reigen

[evil-reigen]

ok, few questions: why am i squished so hard like a squick toy in the left bottom corner and why am i surrounded by these blond pink tied ugly versions of me? disrespectful af.

[uglyratbastard37]

evil reigen hell because i dislike you a bit

[evil-reigen]

just admit it, it makes you look stupid how much you want my attention💅💅

[uglyratbastard37]

reigen

[evil-reigen]

ok, few questions: why am i squished so hard like a squick toy in the left bottom corner and why am i surrounded by these blond pink tied ugly versions of me? disrespectful af.