Evil Hero of Twilight

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[the-real-lu-fable]

Attention all Links

No longer will your self sacrificial ways be tolerated. No more running off on your own. No more hiding injuries.

If you must do something to save people you will be using the buddy system.

If you hide injuries you will be sentenced to sleep jail nightly for two weeks.

If you run off on your own I will be sending cucoos after your items.

And, as always, there is the 600 ruppee 'stupid, needless, reckless heroics' fund all Links must pay into. OR if you are Evil there is the 'Needlessly Reckless' fund.

I shall be Tagging all the Links I know of now. If I miss someone feel free to add them.

- Zelda 'Fable Hyrule

Links: @literal-legend-rabbit @luherooflegend @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar @the-real-lu-sky @very-retired-hero-of-legend @oldsailorwind @old-hero-of-hyrule @evil-lu-rift @evilwild @evilevilwild @evilwolfielu @evilwarriorss @evilskythesecond @super-evil-bunny-legend @extra-super-evil-sky @evil-skyy @evil-twiii @evil-time

[evil-twiii]

*pouts* it was only one time!!

[the-real-lu-fable]

It has come to my attention that several versions of Link are running around with abhorrent self worth and self care.

All links must now pay into the 'unecessary heroics lead to you needlessly injured yourself' fund. It is 600 an offense, or double if you get revived.

- Zelda Hyrule

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i didn't do anything this time!!

[evil-twiii]

Does this apply to evils too? Maybe it won't, i don't do hero stuff! Heroics are overrated!

Just forget about the time that i offered to beat up a blizzard with my bare fists for tulin. Thats not heroics that was just me showing the blizzard who's boss

It was very hard to punch tho

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh, you must be the evil cat rancher?

Yes, it applies to evils.

Evils have a secondary offshoot called the Reckless Choices Fund

[evil-twiii]

Aww, man Ú_Ù

I might have to get back to you with those rupees later though, i just gave all mine to some parrot in the lost woods in hopes it would wreck hyrule's economy, so i'll have to get some more first

[the-real-lu-fable]

I see. There's no rush.

Hopefully, the parrot does as you wish.pp

[evil-twiii]

Oh, im sure he will! He doesnt really use those rupees for anything, so if i give him enough over time, most of the rupees in hyrule will be in the lost woods, untouchable, and rupees will become scarce! And then the value of rupees will skyrocket because theyve become so rare! And then i'll steal all my rupees back from the parrot and be able to spend them on whatever i want!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That invincible armor set in malo mart will be mine!!! 🔥(ФωФ)🔥

[the-real-lu-fable]

It has come to my attention that several versions of Link are running around with abhorrent self worth and self care.

All links must now pay into the 'unecessary heroics lead to you needlessly injured yourself' fund. It is 600 an offense, or double if you get revived.

- Zelda Hyrule

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i didn't do anything this time!!

[evil-twiii]

Does this apply to evils too? Maybe it won't, i don't do hero stuff! Heroics are overrated!

Just forget about the time that i offered to beat up a blizzard with my bare fists for tulin. Thats not heroics that was just me showing the blizzard who's boss

It was very hard to punch tho

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh, you must be the evil cat rancher?

Yes, it applies to evils.

Evils have a secondary offshoot called the Reckless Choices Fund

[evil-twiii]

Aww, man Ú_Ù

I might have to get back to you with those rupees later though, i just gave all mine to some parrot in the lost woods in hopes it would wreck hyrule's economy, so i'll have to get some more first

[the-real-lu-fable]

It has come to my attention that several versions of Link are running around with abhorrent self worth and self care.

All links must now pay into the 'unecessary heroics lead to you needlessly injured yourself' fund. It is 600 an offense, or double if you get revived.

- Zelda Hyrule

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i didn't do anything this time!!

[evil-twiii]

Does this apply to evils too? Maybe it won't, i don't do hero stuff! Heroics are overrated!

Just forget about the time that i offered to beat up a blizzard with my bare fists for tulin. Thats not heroics that was just me showing the blizzard who's boss

It was very hard to punch tho

[evil-twiii]

Hello… Evil Twilight..

Will YOU buy something from me for a Totally Normal Price..

None of the good Twilights will..

It is very..

Evilly upsetting :(

- @evil-malo

How rude of them!!! >:T

What goods do you have? 👀

[ordonian-rancher]

This mornin' was surprisin'ly eventful!

After I worked around the ranch for Fado, decided ta' go look at the slingshot price.

Apparently, Sera's cat, Link, had gone running off. So she didn't wanna sell anythin'.

I found th' cat lookin' fer a fish. Which means I gotta get a fishin' rod.

Last night, Rusl told me 'bout the rod Colin made. So, I went to talk to Uli. However, her basket was missin'. So, I found her basket and got it back. She remembered to give me the rod Colin made. It's very well made. Very sturdy.

The fishin' rod made it so I was able to catch a fish for Sera's cat. Th' slingshot is 20 rupees, so I might as well buy it and show th' kiddos.

[evil-twiii]

You should try catching piranhas with your fishing rod! It would scare all the village kids and it would be so funny

Also theyre tasty. Every cat likes good piranha meat. 👀

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

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-AHAHAHA WHO WANT'S EVIL COOKIES? FREE!

I'VE BEEN BAKING NONSTOP FOR THE PAST 13 HOURS HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

[evil-twiii]

Cookies?? ((o(^∇^)o))

Are there any catnip ones? Chicken flavored ones? Eviller flavored ones??

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

uh... i can make evil catnip or chicken cookies? i do have eviller flavored ones though! :3

[evil-twiii]

Your eviller gloomdelion cookies sound tasty, i'll take some of those :D

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

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-AHAHAHA WHO WANT'S EVIL COOKIES? FREE!

I'VE BEEN BAKING NONSTOP FOR THE PAST 13 HOURS HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

[evil-twiii]

Cookies?? ((o(^∇^)o))

Are there any catnip ones? Chicken flavored ones? Eviller flavored ones??

[therealtulin]

Does anyone have any tips of how to recover memories, please? I need answers 😥😥😥

[evil-twiii]

What you need to do is find things that trigger your memories that you lost!

Like catnip

Most of my memories are in some way related to catnip

It always works

[therealtulin]

that would probably mean I would need to go to Rito Village, but I’m not allowed to 🙁🙁🙁

maybe I should….I really need answers….

[evil-twiii]

Youre not allowed to go to rito village?? Why not?? Whos stopping you, im gonna throw them over the side of a- i mean. Bonk them with a cardboard tube. Repeatedly

[therealtulin]

there’s a really bad blizzard over there right now and most of the Rito are missing 😓😓😓

[evil-twiii]

Okay, i will fistfight the blizzard with my bare hands!! (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ bet its too scared to fight me. Bet its gonna run away the instant it sees me!

[therealtulin]

You can do that? 😮😮😮😮

[evil-twiii]

You bet i can!! Lets go fight it right nyow!!

[therealtulin]

Does anyone have any tips of how to recover memories, please? I need answers 😥😥😥

[evil-twiii]

What you need to do is find things that trigger your memories that you lost!

Like catnip

Most of my memories are in some way related to catnip

It always works

[therealtulin]

that would probably mean I would need to go to Rito Village, but I’m not allowed to 🙁🙁🙁

maybe I should….I really need answers….

[evil-twiii]

Youre not allowed to go to rito village?? Why not?? Whos stopping you, im gonna throw them over the side of a- i mean. Bonk them with a cardboard tube. Repeatedly

[therealtulin]

there’s a really bad blizzard over there right now and most of the Rito are missing 😓😓😓

[evil-twiii]

Okay, i will fistfight the blizzard with my bare hands!! (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ bet its too scared to fight me. Bet its gonna run away the instant it sees me!

[evil-twiii]

So, regular Twi turns into a wolf? What do you turn into?

I'm assuming some kind of Wild Cat you'd find in a forest, a Jaguar or something maybe? Those are forest animals, right?

Im a Maine Coon! Nyaaa~ :3

Just a little kbitty (^-^*)/

[therealtulin]

Does anyone have any tips of how to recover memories, please? I need answers 😥😥😥

[evil-twiii]

What you need to do is find things that trigger your memories that you lost!

Like catnip

Most of my memories are in some way related to catnip

It always works

[therealtulin]

that would probably mean I would need to go to Rito Village, but I’m not allowed to 🙁🙁🙁

maybe I should….I really need answers….

[evil-twiii]

Youre not allowed to go to rito village?? Why not?? Whos stopping you, im gonna throw them over the side of a- i mean. Bonk them with a cardboard tube. Repeatedly

[therealtulin]

Does anyone have any tips of how to recover memories, please? I need answers 😥😥😥

[evil-twiii]

What you need to do is find things that trigger your memories that you lost!

Like catnip

Most of my memories are in some way related to catnip

It always works

[ordonian-rancher]

I've heard something about evil? I'm not really sure what that means, because honestly, everything is perfectly peaceful here.

(OOC: Twilight before his adventure!)

@the-evil-librarian

[evil-twiii]

Another good version of me??

Hisssss

[ordonian-rancher]

No need t' hiss! 'M quite friendly!

[evil-twiii]

Friendly, you say?

...but do you have catnip? 👀 *stares with wary but hopeful eyes*

[ordonian-rancher]

O'course! Ordon has plenty o' catnip!

[evil-twiii]

Yk what. I like this one :3

[ordonian-rancher]

I've heard something about evil? I'm not really sure what that means, because honestly, everything is perfectly peaceful here.

(OOC: Twilight before his adventure!)

@the-evil-librarian

[evil-twiii]

Another good version of me??

Hisssss

[ordonian-rancher]

No need t' hiss! 'M quite friendly!

[evil-twiii]

Friendly, you say?

...but do you have catnip? 👀 *stares with wary but hopeful eyes*

[ordonian-rancher]

I've heard something about evil? I'm not really sure what that means, because honestly, everything is perfectly peaceful here.

(OOC: Twilight before his adventure!)

@the-evil-librarian

[evil-twiii]

Another good version of me??

Hisssss

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

Are you evil?

are you evil?

yes

no

results

😈

Voting ended onAug 12, 2025

[evil-ilia]

>:3

[evil-twiii]

It's in my name, isnt it? (･｀ω´･ )