Princess of Legend

Wisdom carries us only as far as we are willing to walk

[the-real-lu-fable]

Attention all Links

No longer will your self sacrificial ways be tolerated. No more running off on your own. No more hiding injuries.

If you must do something to save people you will be using the buddy system.

If you hide injuries you will be sentenced to sleep jail nightly for two weeks.

If you run off on your own I will be sending cucoos after your items.

And, as always, there is the 600 ruppee 'stupid, needless, reckless heroics' fund all Links must pay into. OR if you are Evil there is the 'Needlessly Reckless' fund.

I shall be Tagging all the Links I know of now. If I miss someone feel free to add them.

- Zelda 'Fable Hyrule

Links: @literal-legend-rabbit @luherooflegend @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar @the-real-lu-sky @very-retired-hero-of-legend @oldsailorwind @old-hero-of-hyrule @evil-lu-rift @evilwild @evilevilwild @evilwolfielu @evilwarriorss @evilskythesecond @super-evil-bunny-legend @extra-super-evil-sky @evil-skyy @evil-twiii @evil-time @the-real-lu-wild @the-real-lu-wind @the-hero-of-the-foursword

PS this also applies to @evil-echo

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i'm glad. four brothers has to be a hell of a handful, anyways

*she remembers theis passage from previous trips, following along knowingly*

always, zel. they're the best kind of sweet

[the-real-lu-fable]

It can be. If they could just all stop trying to die for a whole day that would be nice.

*She smiles, tossing you an excited looks.*

Good! Link has been teaching me to bake so I tried my hand at making some myself!

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

they're heroes. i really dont think you can expect that much from them, unless you were to knock them out

oh! that's wonderful! his baked goods are always the best, im sure these will be just as good

[the-real-lu-fable]

I might knock them out. Two of them have been turned into children temporarily now!

*She giggles, cheeks flushing at your confidence.*

I hope so! I would rather enjoy making things, it is nice... If I'm even half as good as him, they should be worthwhile.

*She leads you into the kitchen, where the atmosphere is far more lively.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

oh... yea, i think mandated nap tine would be a good option

i know it will be. you're a fast learner, zel

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, picking up a plate of coffee cakes and passing it to you.*

Tell me what you think?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she takes a bite of when, her eyes widening with wonder* holy shit, zel, this is amazing

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, clutching her hands together just so.*

Really? You aren't just saying that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

You know me, zel. I never 'just say' things

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is true.

I'm glad you like them!

*She doesn't mention that this is the fifth batch and the one to turn out the best. You don't need to know how much she worried over this.*

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

@the-real-lu-sky @literal-legend-rabbit @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar @evilfairyrulie @the-real-lu-fable

Hey when it's time for you to consider necromancy soon make sure you consult me some deaths are reversible without necromancy :)

[the-real-lu-fable]

Okay - first of all excuse me?

Necromancy-?

Who are you?

[luherooflegend]

hey link. how come when i come to find you, the first thing i hear from your traveling buddies is that you're being dumb and not communicating again and--

...hang on. why are you a ghost? if this is hylia's stupidity again I swear i'll bring her down myself--

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

Because they're snitches, Hilda.

*He turns and his eyes are empty despite his grin.*

Hm- oh. I did this. It's temporary It's fine.

What's up?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...i'm sorry, i'm gonna need a bit more explanation on... *she gestures to you* all of this

[luherooflegend]

Fair enough.

So I've been making a series of choices that get dumber. This is the latest according to Lo. Zel doesn't know yet.

I'm a ghost now, I shut my emotions behinds a wall using the lolian spells, and my body is possessed by an alternate me.

Also I'm a threat who wants to rip shit apart at a moment's notice and have some funky power stuff happening thanks to a new god.

*He delivers this all in an even, matter of fact way that doesn't at all fit him.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

.... *she inhales sharply* okay. first off, where is this god and how hard do i need to try to rock their shit. secondly are you able to make yourself physical? so i can touch you?

[luherooflegend]

You don't need to kick her ass... she technically saved me and the powers are a side effect.

And... yeah? I can?

*He solidifies without being sure what you would like to do.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

alright c'mon *she easily picks you up, carrying you over your shoulder* we're going to talk to zel, so she can tell you how loved you are, and can utilize her whole hylian vocabulary to tell you how stupid you're being

also the cloud hero misses you

[luherooflegend]

*He chokes on a gasp, but doesn't fight. Whatever. If it helps.*

I'm telling you now she isn't the first to do so and it isn't going to change anything.

Sky doesn't like seeing me like this so I don't think I should visit again.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. maybe you should, i dunno, take back your body? unwall your emotions? im still taking you to zel. im guessing it'll be more effective than hitting you with a stick

[luherooflegend]

I don't want to do either, actually.

I'll take my body back in about a month. And no thanks, my emotions are staying far away so everyone is safe.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

whyyy can't you just talk to people, link? you do this every time!

[luherooflegend]

That... Is a great question. I have no idea - I hate my feelings?

It's fine. I have a system.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

the only way to deal with them is to talk them over. i think

...what system?

[luherooflegend]

I let myself feel in a cave far away that's warded and sound proof so when I break apart everything I see - which includes people if I see them - it's okay. Also I'm supposed to talk about my feelings once a week to Logos. So... a system.

*He should sound unreasonably smug but he sounds hollow.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's... certainly something

...here. i-- neither of us are very emotionally open people, so this is new territory, but... what if you said an emotional truth you've been hiding, and i'll share one in turn

...would it help if i started?

[luherooflegend]

... As long as I can do it without feeling my emotions sure. I'll do it.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. fine. whatever. im... trying not to feel this much either

...i think i like girls. i-- no. no. i think... i think i like zelda. as... more than a friend. i dont know. its weird. i've never felt like this before

...your turn

[luherooflegend]

*He very pointedly does not say anything such as 'fucking duh?' Or 'Ravio owes me money'. He just nods.*

Well, you're the only person who's shown interest in her that I don't think wants her title. So, you're already winning there.

I... okay. So... I'm terrified I'm going to complete, totally lose myself, and become like Kheel except worse because realistically, I'd be worse. By a lot. I can do things without touching people.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's a low bar

...and don't tell rav. i owe him.

link, i-- i... get that fear. i did that, once. lost myself, tore my kingdom apart... but you, you're surrounded by people that love you. even if you did reach that point, someone you love would come along, and they'd tell you to sit down and shut up and help you. like rav did for me

...i guess that makes it my turn, then. the... the portals connecting lolia abd hyrule have been... malfunctioning. the magic in them... i feared that anyone less magically inclined then i wouldn't make it. so i... told all the usual people in charge of shipping and trading to go on a paid vacation. between that, ruling the kingdom, and figuring out why the portals are doing this in the first place... i kind of... haven't slept in a few days? its been stressful

[luherooflegend]

*He hums, listening. You're probably right but he can't risk someone being unable to stop him. He has to keep himself in check.*

Well... you should get some rest then. That sounds awful ... the portals have been- that explains a few things.

Huh...

I guess... It's my turn then...

I apparently have a fucking kid that is from the future. So... I have no idea how to feel about that...

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

well. maybe once i dump you at zel's feet i'll ask if i can pass out in her room

...i would like to meet this kid and get all their notes on time travel. very soon

are they well-mannered?

[luherooflegend]

We both know she'll let you.

I... okay. Her name is Tori and she looks like Zel, startled me at first.

She takes after Rav in that department... mostly.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

wait so... is she biological? i didn't know guys could do that

[luherooflegend]

She is. We used magic somehow? I'm not quite sure...

There's all sorts of things we can do apparently.

It's a long story.

She'd probably love to see you though.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. okay. dump you at zel's feet, crash in her room, meet traveling niece, fix portals maybe. sounds like a plan

also where is the castle? this would be so much easier if the era din't change every two steps

[luherooflegend]

Castle should be to the north. I usually just follow Zel's magic to make sure I get there lately.

... I don't think she ever met Tori....

The portals... how wonky are they?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

north, right...

...it... usually is several hours later by the time i pull myself out. it exhausts a lot of my magic as well

[luherooflegend]

I... Oh. Really?

Have you... figured out why?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

no fucking clue. might have something to do with the temporal disturbances on this side? all i know is that it's a pain

[luherooflegend]

Can you... recalibrate them? Is that how it works?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i've tried. they're-- fighting me. they've never done that before

*she sighs in relief as she finally spots the castle gates, marching right past the guards*

*they step aside. it's clear they're used to her, even if they eye you with suspicion*

[luherooflegend]

*He just grins at them because he knows the new captain of the gaurd is finally competent.*

Could you and Zel do it together? One on each side maybe?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. maybe? if we can find some way to communicate between realms

*hilda kicks in the door to the thrown room, dumping green at @the-real-lu-fable's feet* hey zel. i have an idiot hero for you. he needs to be told that he's loved or something because he's being stupid

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She startles, looking over to Hilda and then he brother.*

What - and I cannot stress this enough- the fuck Link?!

Why are you a ghost? What happened?

Thank you for bringing him Hilda, you are the best, and I would die for you.

[luherooflegend]

*He doesn't react, sitting up with a look to his sister.*

I did this, my body is fine, and no I'm not going to fix my emotions.

Hi Zel.

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she nods* like i said, he's being stupid. do your magical sibling thing and hug it out or something

... *she hesitates* also. i promised i would get some rest after coming here. can i... use your room?

@the-real-lu-fable

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - yes. Of course. You're always welcome to use my space, Hilda.

Link- What do you mean emotions? What have you done?!

@luherooflegend

[luherooflegend]

I improved the safety of everyone.

*His voice is empty and there's no affecting in his eyes.*

I am a monster waiting to escape so with my emotions off I am much safer for everyone.

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*hilda huffs, walking away before coming back with a blanket and setting it around link's shoulders* emo teenager ass

*she hesitates, looking up at zelda* i'm... gonna be in your room, then. thank you. let me know if you need someone to hit him with a stick

@the-real-lu-fable

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She rubs her temples with two fingers, sighing heavily.*

Only you are this fucking dense, Link.

*She looks up when Hilda returns, smiling softly - too softly for her own comfort.*

Thank you, darling, you're the best. I truly appreciate your help. Get some rest, I'll be there when you wake up. Okay?

Right after I shake sense into this one.

@luherooflegend

[luherooflegend]

hey link. how come when i come to find you, the first thing i hear from your traveling buddies is that you're being dumb and not communicating again and--

...hang on. why are you a ghost? if this is hylia's stupidity again I swear i'll bring her down myself--

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

Because they're snitches, Hilda.

*He turns and his eyes are empty despite his grin.*

Hm- oh. I did this. It's temporary It's fine.

What's up?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...i'm sorry, i'm gonna need a bit more explanation on... *she gestures to you* all of this

[luherooflegend]

Fair enough.

So I've been making a series of choices that get dumber. This is the latest according to Lo. Zel doesn't know yet.

I'm a ghost now, I shut my emotions behinds a wall using the lolian spells, and my body is possessed by an alternate me.

Also I'm a threat who wants to rip shit apart at a moment's notice and have some funky power stuff happening thanks to a new god.

*He delivers this all in an even, matter of fact way that doesn't at all fit him.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

.... *she inhales sharply* okay. first off, where is this god and how hard do i need to try to rock their shit. secondly are you able to make yourself physical? so i can touch you?

[luherooflegend]

You don't need to kick her ass... she technically saved me and the powers are a side effect.

And... yeah? I can?

*He solidifies without being sure what you would like to do.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

alright c'mon *she easily picks you up, carrying you over your shoulder* we're going to talk to zel, so she can tell you how loved you are, and can utilize her whole hylian vocabulary to tell you how stupid you're being

also the cloud hero misses you

[luherooflegend]

*He chokes on a gasp, but doesn't fight. Whatever. If it helps.*

I'm telling you now she isn't the first to do so and it isn't going to change anything.

Sky doesn't like seeing me like this so I don't think I should visit again.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. maybe you should, i dunno, take back your body? unwall your emotions? im still taking you to zel. im guessing it'll be more effective than hitting you with a stick

[luherooflegend]

I don't want to do either, actually.

I'll take my body back in about a month. And no thanks, my emotions are staying far away so everyone is safe.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

whyyy can't you just talk to people, link? you do this every time!

[luherooflegend]

That... Is a great question. I have no idea - I hate my feelings?

It's fine. I have a system.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

the only way to deal with them is to talk them over. i think

...what system?

[luherooflegend]

I let myself feel in a cave far away that's warded and sound proof so when I break apart everything I see - which includes people if I see them - it's okay. Also I'm supposed to talk about my feelings once a week to Logos. So... a system.

*He should sound unreasonably smug but he sounds hollow.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's... certainly something

...here. i-- neither of us are very emotionally open people, so this is new territory, but... what if you said an emotional truth you've been hiding, and i'll share one in turn

...would it help if i started?

[luherooflegend]

... As long as I can do it without feeling my emotions sure. I'll do it.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. fine. whatever. im... trying not to feel this much either

...i think i like girls. i-- no. no. i think... i think i like zelda. as... more than a friend. i dont know. its weird. i've never felt like this before

...your turn

[luherooflegend]

*He very pointedly does not say anything such as 'fucking duh?' Or 'Ravio owes me money'. He just nods.*

Well, you're the only person who's shown interest in her that I don't think wants her title. So, you're already winning there.

I... okay. So... I'm terrified I'm going to complete, totally lose myself, and become like Kheel except worse because realistically, I'd be worse. By a lot. I can do things without touching people.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's a low bar

...and don't tell rav. i owe him.

link, i-- i... get that fear. i did that, once. lost myself, tore my kingdom apart... but you, you're surrounded by people that love you. even if you did reach that point, someone you love would come along, and they'd tell you to sit down and shut up and help you. like rav did for me

...i guess that makes it my turn, then. the... the portals connecting lolia abd hyrule have been... malfunctioning. the magic in them... i feared that anyone less magically inclined then i wouldn't make it. so i... told all the usual people in charge of shipping and trading to go on a paid vacation. between that, ruling the kingdom, and figuring out why the portals are doing this in the first place... i kind of... haven't slept in a few days? its been stressful

[luherooflegend]

*He hums, listening. You're probably right but he can't risk someone being unable to stop him. He has to keep himself in check.*

Well... you should get some rest then. That sounds awful ... the portals have been- that explains a few things.

Huh...

I guess... It's my turn then...

I apparently have a fucking kid that is from the future. So... I have no idea how to feel about that...

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

well. maybe once i dump you at zel's feet i'll ask if i can pass out in her room

...i would like to meet this kid and get all their notes on time travel. very soon

are they well-mannered?

[luherooflegend]

We both know she'll let you.

I... okay. Her name is Tori and she looks like Zel, startled me at first.

She takes after Rav in that department... mostly.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

wait so... is she biological? i didn't know guys could do that

[luherooflegend]

She is. We used magic somehow? I'm not quite sure...

There's all sorts of things we can do apparently.

It's a long story.

She'd probably love to see you though.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. okay. dump you at zel's feet, crash in her room, meet traveling niece, fix portals maybe. sounds like a plan

also where is the castle? this would be so much easier if the era din't change every two steps

[luherooflegend]

Castle should be to the north. I usually just follow Zel's magic to make sure I get there lately.

... I don't think she ever met Tori....

The portals... how wonky are they?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

north, right...

...it... usually is several hours later by the time i pull myself out. it exhausts a lot of my magic as well

[luherooflegend]

I... Oh. Really?

Have you... figured out why?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

no fucking clue. might have something to do with the temporal disturbances on this side? all i know is that it's a pain

[luherooflegend]

Can you... recalibrate them? Is that how it works?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i've tried. they're-- fighting me. they've never done that before

*she sighs in relief as she finally spots the castle gates, marching right past the guards*

*they step aside. it's clear they're used to her, even if they eye you with suspicion*

[luherooflegend]

*He just grins at them because he knows the new captain of the gaurd is finally competent.*

Could you and Zel do it together? One on each side maybe?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. maybe? if we can find some way to communicate between realms

*hilda kicks in the door to the thrown room, dumping green at @the-real-lu-fable's feet* hey zel. i have an idiot hero for you. he needs to be told that he's loved or something because he's being stupid

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She startles, looking over to Hilda and then he brother.*

What - and I cannot stress this enough- the fuck Link?!

Why are you a ghost? What happened?

Thank you for bringing him Hilda, you are the best, and I would die for you.

[luherooflegend]

*He doesn't react, sitting up with a look to his sister.*

I did this, my body is fine, and no I'm not going to fix my emotions.

Hi Zel.

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she nods* like i said, he's being stupid. do your magical sibling thing and hug it out or something

... *she hesitates* also. i promised i would get some rest after coming here. can i... use your room?

@the-real-lu-fable

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - yes. Of course. You're always welcome to use my space, Hilda.

Link- What do you mean emotions? What have you done?!

@luherooflegend

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i'm glad. four brothers has to be a hell of a handful, anyways

*she remembers theis passage from previous trips, following along knowingly*

always, zel. they're the best kind of sweet

[the-real-lu-fable]

It can be. If they could just all stop trying to die for a whole day that would be nice.

*She smiles, tossing you an excited looks.*

Good! Link has been teaching me to bake so I tried my hand at making some myself!

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

they're heroes. i really dont think you can expect that much from them, unless you were to knock them out

oh! that's wonderful! his baked goods are always the best, im sure these will be just as good

[the-real-lu-fable]

I might knock them out. Two of them have been turned into children temporarily now!

*She giggles, cheeks flushing at your confidence.*

I hope so! I would rather enjoy making things, it is nice... If I'm even half as good as him, they should be worthwhile.

*She leads you into the kitchen, where the atmosphere is far more lively.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

oh... yea, i think mandated nap tine would be a good option

i know it will be. you're a fast learner, zel

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, picking up a plate of coffee cakes and passing it to you.*

Tell me what you think?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she takes a bite of when, her eyes widening with wonder* holy shit, zel, this is amazing

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, clutching her hands together just so.*

Really? You aren't just saying that?

[luherooflegend]

hey link. how come when i come to find you, the first thing i hear from your traveling buddies is that you're being dumb and not communicating again and--

...hang on. why are you a ghost? if this is hylia's stupidity again I swear i'll bring her down myself--

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

Because they're snitches, Hilda.

*He turns and his eyes are empty despite his grin.*

Hm- oh. I did this. It's temporary It's fine.

What's up?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...i'm sorry, i'm gonna need a bit more explanation on... *she gestures to you* all of this

[luherooflegend]

Fair enough.

So I've been making a series of choices that get dumber. This is the latest according to Lo. Zel doesn't know yet.

I'm a ghost now, I shut my emotions behinds a wall using the lolian spells, and my body is possessed by an alternate me.

Also I'm a threat who wants to rip shit apart at a moment's notice and have some funky power stuff happening thanks to a new god.

*He delivers this all in an even, matter of fact way that doesn't at all fit him.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

.... *she inhales sharply* okay. first off, where is this god and how hard do i need to try to rock their shit. secondly are you able to make yourself physical? so i can touch you?

[luherooflegend]

You don't need to kick her ass... she technically saved me and the powers are a side effect.

And... yeah? I can?

*He solidifies without being sure what you would like to do.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

alright c'mon *she easily picks you up, carrying you over your shoulder* we're going to talk to zel, so she can tell you how loved you are, and can utilize her whole hylian vocabulary to tell you how stupid you're being

also the cloud hero misses you

[luherooflegend]

*He chokes on a gasp, but doesn't fight. Whatever. If it helps.*

I'm telling you now she isn't the first to do so and it isn't going to change anything.

Sky doesn't like seeing me like this so I don't think I should visit again.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. maybe you should, i dunno, take back your body? unwall your emotions? im still taking you to zel. im guessing it'll be more effective than hitting you with a stick

[luherooflegend]

I don't want to do either, actually.

I'll take my body back in about a month. And no thanks, my emotions are staying far away so everyone is safe.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

whyyy can't you just talk to people, link? you do this every time!

[luherooflegend]

That... Is a great question. I have no idea - I hate my feelings?

It's fine. I have a system.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

the only way to deal with them is to talk them over. i think

...what system?

[luherooflegend]

I let myself feel in a cave far away that's warded and sound proof so when I break apart everything I see - which includes people if I see them - it's okay. Also I'm supposed to talk about my feelings once a week to Logos. So... a system.

*He should sound unreasonably smug but he sounds hollow.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's... certainly something

...here. i-- neither of us are very emotionally open people, so this is new territory, but... what if you said an emotional truth you've been hiding, and i'll share one in turn

...would it help if i started?

[luherooflegend]

... As long as I can do it without feeling my emotions sure. I'll do it.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

okay. fine. whatever. im... trying not to feel this much either

...i think i like girls. i-- no. no. i think... i think i like zelda. as... more than a friend. i dont know. its weird. i've never felt like this before

...your turn

[luherooflegend]

*He very pointedly does not say anything such as 'fucking duh?' Or 'Ravio owes me money'. He just nods.*

Well, you're the only person who's shown interest in her that I don't think wants her title. So, you're already winning there.

I... okay. So... I'm terrified I'm going to complete, totally lose myself, and become like Kheel except worse because realistically, I'd be worse. By a lot. I can do things without touching people.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she huffs* that's a low bar

...and don't tell rav. i owe him.

link, i-- i... get that fear. i did that, once. lost myself, tore my kingdom apart... but you, you're surrounded by people that love you. even if you did reach that point, someone you love would come along, and they'd tell you to sit down and shut up and help you. like rav did for me

...i guess that makes it my turn, then. the... the portals connecting lolia abd hyrule have been... malfunctioning. the magic in them... i feared that anyone less magically inclined then i wouldn't make it. so i... told all the usual people in charge of shipping and trading to go on a paid vacation. between that, ruling the kingdom, and figuring out why the portals are doing this in the first place... i kind of... haven't slept in a few days? its been stressful

[luherooflegend]

*He hums, listening. You're probably right but he can't risk someone being unable to stop him. He has to keep himself in check.*

Well... you should get some rest then. That sounds awful ... the portals have been- that explains a few things.

Huh...

I guess... It's my turn then...

I apparently have a fucking kid that is from the future. So... I have no idea how to feel about that...

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

well. maybe once i dump you at zel's feet i'll ask if i can pass out in her room

...i would like to meet this kid and get all their notes on time travel. very soon

are they well-mannered?

[luherooflegend]

We both know she'll let you.

I... okay. Her name is Tori and she looks like Zel, startled me at first.

She takes after Rav in that department... mostly.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

wait so... is she biological? i didn't know guys could do that

[luherooflegend]

She is. We used magic somehow? I'm not quite sure...

There's all sorts of things we can do apparently.

It's a long story.

She'd probably love to see you though.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. okay. dump you at zel's feet, crash in her room, meet traveling niece, fix portals maybe. sounds like a plan

also where is the castle? this would be so much easier if the era din't change every two steps

[luherooflegend]

Castle should be to the north. I usually just follow Zel's magic to make sure I get there lately.

... I don't think she ever met Tori....

The portals... how wonky are they?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

north, right...

...it... usually is several hours later by the time i pull myself out. it exhausts a lot of my magic as well

[luherooflegend]

I... Oh. Really?

Have you... figured out why?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

no fucking clue. might have something to do with the temporal disturbances on this side? all i know is that it's a pain

[luherooflegend]

Can you... recalibrate them? Is that how it works?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i've tried. they're-- fighting me. they've never done that before

*she sighs in relief as she finally spots the castle gates, marching right past the guards*

*they step aside. it's clear they're used to her, even if they eye you with suspicion*

[luherooflegend]

*He just grins at them because he knows the new captain of the gaurd is finally competent.*

Could you and Zel do it together? One on each side maybe?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. maybe? if we can find some way to communicate between realms

*hilda kicks in the door to the thrown room, dumping green at @the-real-lu-fable's feet* hey zel. i have an idiot hero for you. he needs to be told that he's loved or something because he's being stupid

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She startles, looking over to Hilda and then he brother.*

What - and I cannot stress this enough- the fuck Link?!

Why are you a ghost? What happened?

Thank you for bringing him Hilda, you are the best, and I would die for you.

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i'm glad. four brothers has to be a hell of a handful, anyways

*she remembers theis passage from previous trips, following along knowingly*

always, zel. they're the best kind of sweet

[the-real-lu-fable]

It can be. If they could just all stop trying to die for a whole day that would be nice.

*She smiles, tossing you an excited looks.*

Good! Link has been teaching me to bake so I tried my hand at making some myself!

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

they're heroes. i really dont think you can expect that much from them, unless you were to knock them out

oh! that's wonderful! his baked goods are always the best, im sure these will be just as good

[the-real-lu-fable]

I might knock them out. Two of them have been turned into children temporarily now!

*She giggles, cheeks flushing at your confidence.*

I hope so! I would rather enjoy making things, it is nice... If I'm even half as good as him, they should be worthwhile.

*She leads you into the kitchen, where the atmosphere is far more lively.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

oh... yea, i think mandated nap tine would be a good option

i know it will be. you're a fast learner, zel

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, picking up a plate of coffee cakes and passing it to you.*

Tell me what you think?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i'm glad. four brothers has to be a hell of a handful, anyways

*she remembers theis passage from previous trips, following along knowingly*

always, zel. they're the best kind of sweet

[the-real-lu-fable]

It can be. If they could just all stop trying to die for a whole day that would be nice.

*She smiles, tossing you an excited looks.*

Good! Link has been teaching me to bake so I tried my hand at making some myself!

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

they're heroes. i really dont think you can expect that much from them, unless you were to knock them out

oh! that's wonderful! his baked goods are always the best, im sure these will be just as good

[the-real-lu-fable]

I might knock them out. Two of them have been turned into children temporarily now!

*She giggles, cheeks flushing at your confidence.*

I hope so! I would rather enjoy making things, it is nice... If I'm even half as good as him, they should be worthwhile.

*She leads you into the kitchen, where the atmosphere is far more lively.*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i'm glad. four brothers has to be a hell of a handful, anyways

*she remembers theis passage from previous trips, following along knowingly*

always, zel. they're the best kind of sweet

[the-real-lu-fable]

It can be. If they could just all stop trying to die for a whole day that would be nice.

*She smiles, tossing you an excited looks.*

Good! Link has been teaching me to bake so I tried my hand at making some myself!

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles, genuinely*

thank you, zelda. i'll find you if i do

and... the same goes for you. if you need help with... anything, just let me know

[the-real-lu-fable]

I - am trying to do better about asking for help. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Hilda. It... It means a lot.

*She leads you through a secret passage to get to the kitchen quicker, not keen to see the knights just yet. They're still angry after she hired a new head of gaurd that's been particularly harsh with them *

Do you still like coffee cakes?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...that could be. if there are other hyrules, especially ones from this ear but a different timeline... the many possibilities might be causing turbulence

...hm. i might. i might be able to circumcent the power noww that i know the source of the problem...

[the-real-lu-fable]

I hope so. Perhaps...

If you would like aid, I would be happy to help. In any matters, not just this one.

*She would. If it is you? She will always help.*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

i don't believe so, it just always feels like there are... disturbances, and turbulence. like they're stuttering

...how long has the timelines and eras coalescing thing been happening?

[the-real-lu-fable]

Oh dear... Months. It seems to have started around the time we last saw eachother.

I wonder.... could that be affecting the portals? They don't have an easy time and place to latch to anymore?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

... *she stares forward for a bit, recounting the past*

...fuck, yea. it has been months. lolia, have i been engrossed in these portals that long?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little. Of course you did, that is just so you in the most endearing way.*

Have they been acting up that long? Has someone been tampering with them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

...the... timelines and eras... how long has it been since i was last here? lolia below

ethos, like the... form of reasoning? interesting name choice

[the-real-lu-fable]

There's also Logos and Pathos. They chose their own names

Oh goodness... It's been months for me? How long has it been for you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

hm. still, ew

...one of the new brothers you mentioned? also how did you acquire new brothers? did you adopt them?

[the-real-lu-fable]

You're telling me.

Oh! Yes! The alternate timelines and era's seem to have merged and there are many versions of my brother! Ethos is a version of Link, and thus he's simply my baby brother.

You would like him. He is no longer a lizard.

[the-real-lu-fable]

*The next time you go to make your routine trip to Lorule for tea with hilda, the portal seems to be acting up. the moment you go to use it... it shuts you out*

*It refuses to let you in, until hours letter, it spits hilda out, coughing and sputtering and drenched in magic*

I... apologize for the sudden entrance, Princess Zelda. I just came to check in and--

*she pauses as she catches sight of the sun outside the window*

...it was not that late when i entered the portal. I-- I should've come out several hours ago...

@hilda-princess-of-lorule

*She chalks the portal wonkiness up to - literally all the weird realm and timeline shenanigans.*

*Your arrival startles her, causing her to stumble towards you in choppy steps. She knocks over her ink.*

Hilda?

Are you well? Oh dear - have you also been affected by the time and realm merging?

*her voice is both soft and worried as she helps steady you.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I'm fine, zel, I just--

...i'm sorry, the what now?

*she definitely does not look fine. in fact, she looks exhausted, nearly trembling even as she attempts to hide it. her eyes are harsh with her thoughts, until she glances at you and they soften*

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles, shaking her head.*

It is a long story, darling. For now, let's just get you a warm drink and a snack, hm? Maybe some rest, if you would like that?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she flushes a bit at your petname-- she always does-- and nods, slightly dazed. you are very pretty and she is very tired and will do just about anything you say at this point*

i'm sorry that our tea time was messed up. the portals have been having... issues, as of late

[the-real-lu-fable]

Don't apologize. Frankly, if things have been half as hectic for you with portals, as they have been for me with everything else? I'm far more concerned for your safety.

What would you like to eat? I still have the tea ready if you want it?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

Yeah but... i know you look forward to it, and... i do, as well

...tea would be nice. and those... hylian... the red things that link grows?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She smiles a little.*

I always look forward to anything where I get to see you, but I also understand the way being a leader can cause scheduling conflicts. Really, you being here now is plenty.

Apples? Yes, I have plenty. He's gotten a new strain of apples if you would like to try them? First though, tea.

Would you like to have the tea here? I know my study is a mess, but no one will bother us here.

*Her study is in fact, a little chaotic. It's full of half scribbled notes in a coded language you're pretty sure only two and a half people can read and books scatter the surfaces. You can see a letter on lolian from Ravio - one that chews her out for the way she handled things if you read it.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles*

i don't mind the mess. it's... homey. more than any royal dining room could be

*she skims over the letter, half expecting it to be a sales pitch, knowing ravio*

and the new apples... those sounds nice. do you have the... ah... *she makes a motion like a salt shaker with her hand* ...cinnamon! do you have cinnamon, as well? that always goes well with the apples and tea

[the-real-lu-fable]

Well, I'm glad it feels that way. I certainly prefer time spent here to the formal dining room.

*The letter is not a sales pitch, it describes Green coming home half dead and accuses Fable of being part of the reason... When was the last time you caught up with anyone on this side of the relam divide?*

Oh- yes! I have cinnamon. And brown sugar. Here, let me fetch the tea and the food and I'll be right back. Make yourself at home.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she frowns as she reads the letter over. green... she thinks that's link, from the context... she hopes he's okay, but knowing him, he can pull through anything. she's more concerned about ravio... he should probably find a better place to take out his anger. she should probably check on him too. he seems stressed*

*then her eyes widen as she realizes something, and the moment you come back she blurts out* did ravio and link finally get together?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*Fable turns from the door way, smiling a little.*

They did! Really, it was overdue. They're getting remarried after their divorce soon. Chaotic as they are.

I'd keep an eye out for an invitation if I were you, Ravio will want you there I'm sure.

Did you want a cheese platter too?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

how did they already--

actually. im not even gonna ask

i mean, if you-- if you have one, i wont say no. can i-- come with you?

[the-real-lu-fable]

It was part of the deal apparently. You should ask them later.

Of course you can.

*She offers her arm to you, smiling as she resolutely ignores the way her heart flutters. That is something that is none of her buissness actually.*

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she smiles easily, taking your hand and ignoring the flush on her face*

so... has anything been going on with you? besides your brother getting divorced and remarried

[the-real-lu-fable]

That is actually the most normal thing to happen lately. It has been.... busy. I have three more little brothers and several nieces and nephews now.

There has been an evil bird child terrorizing the world at large and I was a lion for a little bit.

I have been researching a deity as well though she is difficult to find material on.

How are you? You say the portals have been out of sorts?

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

*she blinks* lolia, you weren't kidding. you have been busy

maybe a little bit, but nothing similar to what you've been through. why were you a lion?

*she looks you over* ...actually, wait, no, the better question is how were you a lion. i can see why

also which deity?

[the-real-lu-fable]

What do you mean you see why? I don't- have you been talking to Link? I still don't understand his thought process....

Thread magic has done a number on many of us. It was a strange experience but it was not malicious.

[hilda-princess-of-lorule]

I haven't seen link in quite a bit, actually. but, princes... it's not hard to imagine you as a lion, in another life *she smiles coyly*

oh. thread magic? ew. why? did link use that?

[the-real-lu-fable]

*She giggles, trying to ignore the way her cheeks flush and her heart skips a beat. It's so unfair you have so much influence over her. Rude!*

Yes, he did. He meant well, of that I am sure. All things considered it was as painless as could be managed.

It is fine, I was more concerned about my poor baby brother who was a lizard at the time.