Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!
Depends on the fire @rabbit-in-mans-clothing Usually i like the spicy and crusty ones :) tho there are some that aren't as crusty as others. Blue fire often tastes like the blue raspberry ice creams, you know those? While the regular red one is often like jalapeno peppers :D My faves are crusty and spicy red ones that taste like jalapenos, they're really good! And by judging the Ember Seed it looks like it would taste like some spicy peanuts or so, i could be wrong :)
*i barely catch the Sword before it sinks down to the bottom, using it against you again and aiming to cut down your tail while still struggling to swing properly from the water*
*Gets veered off course and is now facing up towards the sky, unable to flip around again* NO! YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME HERO- NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES ME!
this is crazy but i would like to thank @evilwarriorss for causing the very silly drama happening in the LU fandom. it's a lot of fun and very chaotic, which i enjoy. thanks evil wars.
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I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!
I am evilly married to @eviltimee and our love is the most evil thing
I have evilly adopted @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @localpangendernerd @evillwild2 @evil-vio and @emig22, as well as @virtualplays as my honorary evilly adopted child since he is married to @sillybilly4
If you ever need anything evil feel free to ask me my evil followers
“Evil extract.” Evil Hyrule dumped the contents of the bottle into the bowl in front of him. “I’m making evil cookies.”
Evil Four made a face. “You’re going to make them too sweet.” He pulled out a lemon from his bag and attempted to add it to the dough, but Evil Hyrule batted his hands away. Evil Four pouted evilly. “I’m just trying to make them more sour.”
“I want them to taste evil, not sour.” Evil Hyrule stirred in a cup of salt.
“Being sour IS evil!” Evil Four scoffed. “Like having a sour personality.”
“Sour is not evil.” Evil Twilight ambled up, snatching up the spoon Evil Hyrule was stirring with and licking it. “Bitter is evil. Bitter envy, bitter emotions, black coffee—all evil.”
“Salty is much eviler.” Evil Hyrule started rolling out the dough. “Salty people are evil.”
“Most ‘salty people’ have just experienced trauma that caused a shift in their behaviors and a disinclination towards fraternity.” Evil Twilight broke off part of the dough to eat. Evil Hyrule and Evil Four looked at him in surprise.
“What?”
“I don’t know.” Evil Twilight popped the raw dough in, chewing with his mouth open.
Evil Hyrule smacked his knuckles with the rolling pin. “Stop that. We won’t have any left if you keep eating it.”
“Bake faster and I would not eat so much.”
Evil Hyrule cut out bats, spiders, and the evilest shape of all (Tingle), putting the cookie sheet into the evil oven. The smell of evil wafted through the camp, drawing the rest of the evil chain. After some debate evil Time pulled out some evil milk from his bag, and the hot evil cookies were distributed to everyone. Evil Four split into the evil Colors so as to get four times as many cookies.
Evil Vio, wearing a lime green tunic, bit into the first evil cookie before anyone else could get theirs, then immediately spat it out. “This is terrible!”
“We’re all very terrible though,” Evil Wind pointed out. Everyone agreed.
“But this cookie is not good!”
“Well WE aren’t good!”
This was met with cheers and a few bombs tossed about in celebration.
The Lime Green Link growled, “No, I mean—just try it!”
The evil Chain all bit into the evil cookies, chewed, then spat them out.
After all, everyone knows how quickly evil cookies go bad.