Gaslighting 101

Vaati makes the best tea btw

[aisarcher]

Doodle request, all of the evil vios sitting and chatting over tea

-evil-vio

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU

(´Д｀) =3 i am so exhausted thank you for the suggestion!! Biggest one so far lmao♡♡

@evil-four @evil-four-number-four @very-evil-four pls tag any of the others i missed. I drew 5 of y'all to be safe lmaoooo

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-vio @true-evil-vio @the-most-evil-four

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[shadow-but-bright]

ABSENT PATERNAL PARENTAL UNIT???? How dare!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

Don’t worry evil dear, it was an imposter.

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[shadow-but-bright]

ABSENT PATERNAL PARENTAL UNIT???? How dare!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

Don’t worry evil dear, it was an imposter.

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[shadow-but-bright]

ABSENT PATERNAL PARENTAL UNIT???? How dare!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

Don’t worry evil dear, it was an imposter.

[localpangendernerd]

Evil morning everyone

[blupeeblep]

Evil morning my evil friend

[evil-vio]

Evil morning

[the-most-evil-four]

So. We have @evil-four, @very-evil-four, and of course my malicious self. That makes three.

Then there is number four, who seemingly has been split yet again, into @evil-red-link, @evil-blue-link, @evil-green-link, and @evil-violet-link.

and then, to make our glorious chaos truly despicable, we have yet another… @evil-vio…

Am I missing anyone?

Edit: adding @the-real-evil-vio to our troupe… welcome >:)

[colorful-vaati]

YOU!!!

[the-most-evil-four]

ME!!!!

And also hey Vaati! It’s been a while…

[evil-vio]

Oh hi Vaati

[luherooflegend]

I have stolen the Good Master sword!

Evil Everywhere can rejoice!

What should we do now?

[localpangendernerd]

LET’S USE IT TO CUT EVIL COOKIE SHAPES!

[luherooflegend]

Yes!

Who else likes to make evil cookie shapes?!

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-four

@liamket

EVIL COOKIESSS

[liamket]

The Best Use For The Good Master Sword Is For Our Evil Purposes: Cut Evil Cookies, Such A Fantastic Plan

[evil-vio]

This is perfectly Evil

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

Depends on the fire @rabbit-in-mans-clothing Usually i like the spicy and crusty ones :) tho there are some that aren't as crusty as others. Blue fire often tastes like the blue raspberry ice creams, you know those? While the regular red one is often like jalapeno peppers :D My faves are crusty and spicy red ones that taste like jalapenos, they're really good! And by judging the Ember Seed it looks like it would taste like some spicy peanuts or so, i could be wrong :)

*bows* ❤️‍🔥

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

why do you eat fire?

Is this an "evil" thing?

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

Oh, no, eating fire isn't an Evil thing from what i know. It's just smth i do :) i love fire 🔥❤️‍🔥

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*waterboards you*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

*SCREAMS* HOW DARE YOU!?

This isn't gonna kill the flames in me, ok!? Even my pronouns are fire/fire/fires/fires/fireself!! You can't distinguish the flames inside meeee!!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically waterboards you again*

(somehow)

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

*glares at you as im wet head to toe and grumbles from gritted teeth* you can keep trying..... You can't distinguish the flames inside me....

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*chugs a red potion and gets up*

Suree!

*tackles you into the ocean*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

FUCK NO— *pulls you into the ocean with me* I CAN SWIM, YOU IDIOT!!

[the-real-evil-vio]

OK THAT WAS TOO FUNNY TO READ COMING FROM A VERSION OF RED S,JDFHBQ,JHEBFVJQD

Drown him!! Quickly, Red!

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

Thank you :)

HE CAN TURN INTO A MERMAID, HELP!!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*draging you further down*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

*pulls out my Evil Four Sword and starts trying to cut your mermaid tail with it* you little piece of—

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*steals your knife, letting go of you with one hand, the other is still gripping on*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

>:) *the Sword zaps you cuz it's EVIL Four Sword*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*I throw it to bottom of the ocean as I am in pain, and grip harder on you*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

*i barely catch the Sword before it sinks down to the bottom, using it against you again and aiming to cut down your tail while still struggling to swing properly from the water*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*I freeze you with an ice rod, and maybe accidentally slightly freeze myself*

[evil-arsonist-red-link]

OH NO— *the last thing I let out before I get frozen completely, wasnt quick enough to reach for my Fire Rod or anything else*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Evil gasp* And you dare to call yourself a hero after you just froze someone in ice! The audacity! *Firing arrows at Legend EVILLY*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

well he's evil-

It was self defense, he tackled me first

*dodges arrows, using frozen evil red as a shield*

[the-real-evil-vio]

I refuse to believe such a thing you fake hero! *Shoots fire arrow as an attempt to melt the ice*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire arrows get extinguished in the ocean*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Grumbles* I have to do everything myself by hand! Dear Din... *Puts on lifevest and jumps into the water*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

NOOO

*curses in several different languages*

*Swims away as fast as possible, while having a frozen person attacked to me*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Quickly trying to swim after you, looking more like a cat drowning* Don't flee you coward!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

I CAN SWIM FASTER THAN YOU!!!

PUTAIN OUAIS!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Whatever that last statement said, I disagree! *STRUGGLING FASTER*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

MERDE-

*trys to swim faster*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Slowly catching up- The effort put into trying to swim is not worth it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*slaps you in the face with my mermaid tail*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Gets veered off course and is now facing up towards the sky, unable to flip around again* NO! YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME HERO- NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES ME!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*swims away into a deep cavern*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Please, please, PLEASE just imagine the Evil Vio struggling in the water like this:

but in circles in the water xD*

COWARD! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! I'LL SEND MY FELLOW EVIL BROTHERS AFTER YOUUUUUU!!

[evil-vio]

Oh Evil Hylia, as funny as this was to watch-

*knocks Evil arrow and shoots from back on land*

[lozpositivityproject]

this is crazy but i would like to thank @evilwarriorss for causing the very silly drama happening in the LU fandom. it's a lot of fun and very chaotic, which i enjoy. thanks evil wars.

@evilwarriorss !!

[blupeeblep]

I'm Evil now, hehe ✨

[evil-vio]

Welcome to the Evils

Here are your welcome Evil cookies

[evil-midna]

Maybe I WANT to break things. Mirrors are the most fun.

[the-most-evil-four]

HEY! The last time a mirror broke I lost my brand new evil best friend! What are you on about >:(

[evil-midna]

You remind me of a friend, though. Smaller.

I promise to only break good mirrors, smaller version of my friend.

[the-most-evil-four]

HEY

I’M SEVEN AND A HALF FEET TALL I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[evil-vio]

Glad that we're leaving the Evil mirrors alone

[evil-backpack-korok]

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!

Let me know what you get! Bwa-Ya-Ha-Ha!

[evil-four]

>:]

[evil-vio]

I am more of a cat person, but I'll take it. At least it's purple. An Evil purple

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @localpangendernerd @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[evil-vio]

Oh how nice, but do have any tea?

[evil-malonnnn]

Yes, EVIL tea. >:D

*hands a cup of evil tea*

[evil-vio]

Ah, thank you.

*sits down*

Ready for Evil story time

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @localpangendernerd @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[evil-vio]

Oh how nice, but do have any tea?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

what if i just... slowly uneviled my blog. do you think they'd notice?

[evil-four]

>:[

@evil-vio @true-evil-vio @evil-arsonist-red-link @very-evil-four @evil-lu-green-link @evil-lu-blue @ evils

[evil-malonnnn]

I am Evil Malon.

I am evilly married to @eviltimee and our love is the most evil thing

I have evilly adopted @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @localpangendernerd @evillwild2 @evil-vio and @emig22, as well as @virtualplays as my honorary evilly adopted child since he is married to @sillybilly4

If you ever need anything evil feel free to ask me my evil followers

I give evil motherly hugs

[ixtaek]

Evil Cookies

A silly evil thing based upon the evil Chain

“What’s that?”

“Evil extract.” Evil Hyrule dumped the contents of the bottle into the bowl in front of him. “I’m making evil cookies.”

Evil Four made a face. “You’re going to make them too sweet.” He pulled out a lemon from his bag and attempted to add it to the dough, but Evil Hyrule batted his hands away. Evil Four pouted evilly. “I’m just trying to make them more sour.”

“I want them to taste evil, not sour.” Evil Hyrule stirred in a cup of salt.

“Being sour IS evil!” Evil Four scoffed. “Like having a sour personality.”

“Sour is not evil.” Evil Twilight ambled up, snatching up the spoon Evil Hyrule was stirring with and licking it. “Bitter is evil. Bitter envy, bitter emotions, black coffee—all evil.”

“Salty is much eviler.” Evil Hyrule started rolling out the dough. “Salty people are evil.”

“Most ‘salty people’ have just experienced trauma that caused a shift in their behaviors and a disinclination towards fraternity.” Evil Twilight broke off part of the dough to eat. Evil Hyrule and Evil Four looked at him in surprise.

“What?”

“I don’t know.” Evil Twilight popped the raw dough in, chewing with his mouth open.

Evil Hyrule smacked his knuckles with the rolling pin. “Stop that. We won’t have any left if you keep eating it.”

“Bake faster and I would not eat so much.”

Evil Hyrule cut out bats, spiders, and the evilest shape of all (Tingle), putting the cookie sheet into the evil oven. The smell of evil wafted through the camp, drawing the rest of the evil chain. After some debate evil Time pulled out some evil milk from his bag, and the hot evil cookies were distributed to everyone. Evil Four split into the evil Colors so as to get four times as many cookies.

Evil Vio, wearing a lime green tunic, bit into the first evil cookie before anyone else could get theirs, then immediately spat it out. “This is terrible!”

“We’re all very terrible though,” Evil Wind pointed out. Everyone agreed.

“But this cookie is not good!”

“Well WE aren’t good!”

This was met with cheers and a few bombs tossed about in celebration.

The Lime Green Link growled, “No, I mean—just try it!”

The evil Chain all bit into the evil cookies, chewed, then spat them out.

After all, everyone knows how quickly evil cookies go bad.