I Evil

it's coming pr'n'uns r cho/chomp/chomps/chompself (th'nks Evil fri'nd true-evil-vio)

[thelocalcoyote]

*Peaks head through door*

Out of curiosity, is the LU fandom still evil or did the blorbo polls slap that out of it like a wet tortilla to the face?

[evil-four]

>:]

Hi

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

hey evils

i'm right here... defenseless... it would be such a shame if one of you were to... oh, i dunno... follow me or something... just saying...

it would be such a shame...

[evil-four]

>:]

[I side bl'g s'dly]

[evil-four]

Hello there, evil one...

Nice to meet you...

Hi >:]

'nd y'u me'n Evil t' me't y'u, r'ght? We d'n't s'y 'nice' h're

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...if most of us in the chain are left handed, does that mean our evil versions are right handed? are the ones who are usually right handed (sky and maybe twilight i think), are their evil versions left handed?

ramblings from legend's bulletin board

[evil-four]

>:] y's

[knight-in-training-sky]

I want pumpkin soup 🙁

[evil-four]

>:] I 'ave Evil pumpk'n so'p

[knight-in-training-sky]

Does it taste the same as regular pumpkin soup? If it does then I’ll take it..

[evil-four]

>:/ I th'nk so? N'v'r h'd no' Evil pumpk'n so'p. . . *Hands you the Evil pumpkin soup if you decide to take it*

[knight-in-training-sky]

*hesitantly takes the Evil pumpkin soup, looking at it nervously*

Why is it..blue?

Why is everything blue :( I don’t like it

[evil-four]

>:] Bl'e is a v'ry Evil c'lor

[knight-in-training-sky]

I want pumpkin soup 🙁

[evil-four]

>:] I 'ave Evil pumpk'n so'p

[knight-in-training-sky]

Does it taste the same as regular pumpkin soup? If it does then I’ll take it..

[evil-four]

>:/ I th'nk so? N'v'r h'd no' Evil pumpk'n so'p. . . *Hands you the Evil pumpkin soup if you decide to take it*

[knight-in-training-sky]

I want pumpkin soup 🙁

[evil-four]

>:] I 'ave Evil pumpk'n so'p

[nokonomi]

@evilwarriorss @evil-wild @evil-twiii

@evil-four @evil-wind

yeah so you’re all on my hit list for baldifying what do you think ^_^

[evil-four]

>:[ on' o' th' Legends 'ave al'eady d'ne th't. I dont 'preciate i' 'ppen'ng tw'ce.

[hirtenstar]

[evil-four]

>:]

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i like the way you think

now, all i gotta do is figure out the exact sequence of buttons i mashed...

[evil-four]

>:l hmm... I th'nk y'u t'pped thes'? *Taps a couple buttons and somehow takes a picture despite not being on that panel* I...'m c'nfus'd

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...we'll get it to work eventually. just... mash the buttons

[evil-four]

>:] *mashes buttons, items falling out and disappearing in and a couple fruits getting frozen* I sh'uld pr'b'bly no' try m're. I m'ght s'mmon a bom'

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. yolo or whatever wind says

*mashes the buttons. several skewers come out. a bow launches itself out of the window as the arrow lays at your feet*

...i don't think it was supposed to Do That

[evil-four]

>:] *cackles as I mash some more buttons and horse gear fall onto the floor and a weird metal horse with two feet nearly falls on me*

[literal-legend-rabbit]

huh. wild has a lot of weird shit, doesn't he?

[evil-four]

>:/ y'ah... *Pokes the horse with two legs*

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...hm. well, good luck to wild sorting through all this

[evil-four]

>:] *cackles* y's *puts back slate on counter for @the-real-lu-wild to find later then climbs through window back to my place* th'nk y'u @literal-legend-rabbit f'r th' f'n t'me!

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i like the way you think

now, all i gotta do is figure out the exact sequence of buttons i mashed...

[evil-four]

>:l hmm... I th'nk y'u t'pped thes'? *Taps a couple buttons and somehow takes a picture despite not being on that panel* I...'m c'nfus'd

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...we'll get it to work eventually. just... mash the buttons

[evil-four]

>:] *mashes buttons, items falling out and disappearing in and a couple fruits getting frozen* I sh'uld pr'b'bly no' try m're. I m'ght s'mmon a bom'

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. yolo or whatever wind says

*mashes the buttons. several skewers come out. a bow launches itself out of the window as the arrow lays at your feet*

...i don't think it was supposed to Do That

[evil-four]

>:] *cackles as I mash some more buttons and horse gear fall onto the floor and a weird metal horse with two feet nearly falls on me*

[literal-legend-rabbit]

huh. wild has a lot of weird shit, doesn't he?

[evil-four]

>:/ y'ah... *Pokes the horse with two legs*

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i like the way you think

now, all i gotta do is figure out the exact sequence of buttons i mashed...

[evil-four]

>:l hmm... I th'nk y'u t'pped thes'? *Taps a couple buttons and somehow takes a picture despite not being on that panel* I...'m c'nfus'd

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...we'll get it to work eventually. just... mash the buttons

[evil-four]

>:] *mashes buttons, items falling out and disappearing in and a couple fruits getting frozen* I sh'uld pr'b'bly no' try m're. I m'ght s'mmon a bom'

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. yolo or whatever wind says

*mashes the buttons. several skewers come out. a bow launches itself out of the window as the arrow lays at your feet*

...i don't think it was supposed to Do That

[evil-four]

>:] *cackles as I mash some more buttons and horse gear fall onto the floor and a weird metal horse with two feet nearly falls on me*

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i like the way you think

now, all i gotta do is figure out the exact sequence of buttons i mashed...

[evil-four]

>:l hmm... I th'nk y'u t'pped thes'? *Taps a couple buttons and somehow takes a picture despite not being on that panel* I...'m c'nfus'd

[literal-legend-rabbit]

...we'll get it to work eventually. just... mash the buttons

[evil-four]

>:] *mashes buttons, items falling out and disappearing in and a couple fruits getting frozen* I sh'uld pr'b'bly no' try m're. I m'ght s'mmon a bom'

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i like the way you think

now, all i gotta do is figure out the exact sequence of buttons i mashed...

[evil-four]

>:l hmm... I th'nk y'u t'pped thes'? *Taps a couple buttons and somehow takes a picture despite not being on that panel* I...'m c'nfus'd

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

nice! alright now if we trick this menu, and summon this here... press this button...

*100 apples spawn*

...that is not what i meant to do. also. there were only three apples in there. what the fuck.

[evil-four]

>:] pfft! Inf'ni'e a'pl's n'w

We sh'uld inf'ni'e-aliz' all th' st'ff. C'nf'ze W'ld wh'n 'e g'ts b'ck

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

knowing him, it should be on the kitchen counter near the cuttingboards

[evil-four]

>:] *Evilly skips to the counter and looks around* Da na nana!

[evil-four]

heard you were bored. up for causing some chaos?

@literal-legend-rabbit

>:] y's. 'ave an'th'ng 'n m'nd?

@literal-legend-rabbit

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. we could redo the organization method on one of the champion's slates, to fuck with him?

[evil-four]

>:] y's! wh'ch 'ne d' y'u th'nk we c'uld g't?

[literal-legend-rabbit]

well. i know where @the-real-lu-wild lives so we could probably nab his

flora showed me the basics on how the slate works, i think we can trick it into renaming and organzing all the things if we put our heads together

[evil-four]

>:] hehe y's!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

:] heist time, baby

i don't think he's home right now, so we could probably get in through the window...

[evil-four]

>:] *uses my tall height to climb through the window* wher' d' y'u th'nk 'e ke'ps 'is sl'te?