Hey! Someone took all my masks!

This isn't fair!

[a-blupee]

Hey! HEY! Blue thing! Can you hide me from the Evil Fierce Deity? I don't want to take a bath.

@evil-young-link

🙂‍↕️🚫🛁

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

im a ghost and even i can smell your odor, you need a bath buddy.

@evil-fierce-deity please collect your gremlin child(?) at the closest opportunity possible, he stinks.

[evil-fierce-deity]

Excuse you! If the blupees are fine with his filthy presence, I don't see why it's MY job to fetch him.

[evil-young-link]

*burrows deeper into the blupees* Shhhhh....

[evil-fierce-deity]

BOY, you are NOT stealthy!

[evil-young-link]

*giggles*

[evil-fierce-deity]

*yanks Evil Young Link up by his collar out of the pile of Blupees*

Not. Stealthy.

[evil-young-link]

DAAAAAAD, let me DOWN! I'm not that dirty! C'MON!

[therealtulin]

SOooooooo me and my friend have had a discussion on which name to pick, and since I suck at picking names my friend has decided on eight of them, so? Which on shall it be? 😁😁😁😁

Pick a name

Ratthew

King Augustus Marshall Cordelia III

Beetlebane

Sir Squeaksalot

Backpack…

Muffin (Two people said it)

Ratador, destroyer of worlds

Munchkin

Voting ended onJul 27, 2025

[evil-backpack-korok]

Oh hmm? B̴̘̞̺̦̈́̃͐A̷̧̨̗̬̲̫̥̬̬̓́C̴͙̞͎̯̀̓͌͋͋̓̏K̶͈͇͐P̷͈̭͓͛̇ͅÂ̸̛̲̺̟̻̯͉̤̂̆͆͆͛̿͝C̴̡̤̩̼͖̥̓͊͒̋͂̀̂́Ķ̵̺̰̣̤̘̖͍̫́ isn't winning yet? It's just such a fitting name! HMMMMMM. I'll have to think how I might help tip the scales...

@evil-korok @anotherevilkorok @anti-korok what do you think?

[evil-fierce-deity]

HIII, eViL fIeRcE dEiTy, that your name if I’m right? Anyways I made a new friend so now I’m going around asking people what they think his new name should be, and guess what, ITS YOUR TURN NOW🤩🤩🤩🤩

what do you think his name should be? 🙃

-@therealtulin

(Also if I forget anyone they are free to do suggestions in the asks of my account, even if they aren’t a character involved in the evil link thing)

Do you normally name rats?

Wait, no, this is something tiny mortals like to do, isn't it?

Go ask Evil Young Link, he would care more than I do.

[therealtulin]

It alright, I already turned in the asks a few hours ago 😁😁😁😁

[evil-young-link]

That's okay. This weird backpack Korok told me to vote for the name Backpack anyway!

[a-blupee]

Hey! HEY! Blue thing! Can you hide me from the Evil Fierce Deity? I don't want to take a bath.

@evil-young-link

🙂‍↕️🚫🛁

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

im a ghost and even i can smell your odor, you need a bath buddy.

@evil-fierce-deity please collect your gremlin child(?) at the closest opportunity possible, he stinks.

[evil-fierce-deity]

Excuse you! If the blupees are fine with his filthy presence, I don't see why it's MY job to fetch him.

[evil-young-link]

*burrows deeper into the blupees* Shhhhh....

[evil-fierce-deity]

BOY, you are NOT stealthy!

[evil-young-link]

*giggles*

[a-blupee]

Hey! HEY! Blue thing! Can you hide me from the Evil Fierce Deity? I don't want to take a bath.

@evil-young-link

🙂‍↕️🚫🛁

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

im a ghost and even i can smell your odor, you need a bath buddy.

@evil-fierce-deity please collect your gremlin child(?) at the closest opportunity possible, he stinks.

[evil-fierce-deity]

Excuse you! If the blupees are fine with his filthy presence, I don't see why it's MY job to fetch him.

[evil-young-link]

*burrows deeper into the blupees* Shhhhh....

[evil-fierce-deity]

Hey Dad, I had a dream last night where Roxanne Wolf from Security Breach kidnapped me, and we were underwater somehow, and I could breathe, and also I was Gregory.

That's....fascinating. No. Really. Tell me more.

*sets up a cardboard cutout of himself and leaves*

[localpangendernerd]

…I have my moments but I’m not an idiot

[evil-fierce-deity]

damn.

*keeps walking away*

[localpangendernerd]

🖕👁️👁️🖕

This is why you’re not the favorite evil dad

[evil-fierce-deity]

I definitely absolutely didn't accidentally forget that I wasn't someone else.

Definitely.

Anyway....

Back at you.

[localpangendernerd]

🖕

[evil-fierce-deity]

Want to play catch?

[localpangendernerd]

Nuh uh

[evil-fierce-deity]

To bad.

Catch.

[localpangendernerd]

NO.

[blupeeblep]

Rip🫡

[evil-young-link]

Oooof, no kidding. Not catching the moon is a bad idea.

[localpangendernerd]

BTW, my evil family includes but is not limited to:

Evil Papa & Dad respectively: @eviltimee @evil-fierce-deity

Evil Mama: @evil-malonnnn

Evil siblings: @shadow-but-bright @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @evillwild2 @evil-beth @celestialkitsune99 @evil-four @evil-vio @emig22 @books4everandzeldatoo

Evil sibling-in-laws: @virtualplays @heartz4moth

Neutral Dads(they can stay neutral it’s their choice): @literal-legend-rabbit @very-normal-ravio

(Evil Note: A couple tags won’t work; I don’t know why)

[evil-fierce-deity]

Why am I in a co-parenting relationship with the future evil version of my he's-definitely-not-my-son-stop-calling-him-that?

[localpangendernerd]

‘Cause he’s nice

[evil-fierce-deity]

He's supposed to be evil!?

[localpangendernerd]

He can be evil while being a nice father

[evil-fierce-deity]

I feel like that goes against the whole evil thing.

[localpangendernerd]

Not really

[evil-fierce-deity]

Well I am NOT nice.

so there.

[localpangendernerd]

…I’m disowning you istg

[evil-young-link]

*tugs on your sleeve* Psssst, if you disown him, he's just gonna get a big head and think he can get rid of people.

Anyway, here, have a cookie. *hands over one of the random cookies from his inventory and wanders off*

[a-blupee]

Hey! HEY! Blue thing! Can you hide me from the Evil Fierce Deity? I don't want to take a bath.

@evil-young-link

🙂‍↕️🚫🛁

[evil-young-link]

Oooooohhh, it's fluffy in here! *snuggles up with a blupee* Thanks!

[evil-wind]

I'll admit, I don't know where it goes, but you said you'd take any kind of pipe, so...

Now I was talking about ones I could pick up and chuck at people but I’ll take this. Down I go!!!

[loz-chainsofcorruption]

[evil-wind]

HUH???

Wait I think I heard about this from the old man…

Time to wreak havoc!

[evil-young-link]

ACK! NO!

[bright-majora-mask]

Wuh-?

How did you get here?!?

[evil-young-link]

*points to the pipe* That. You can't just leave pipes that go to Termina laying around like that!

[evil-young-link]

There's an evil me, that's funny, I thought I'm the evil one enough being good.

How are your evil-days going, Mr. Evil-Me?

- @mask-link

Hey! *does the spiderman pointing meme* Wait a second, are you the good me? Or are you saying you're ALSO evil. Look, I'm having a hard enough time actually running into myself for the first time in, like, ever even after all those time loops so I'm gonna need you to stop being cryptic or I'm gonna tell dad on you.

*turns to the side as someone yells at him from the distance* YOU ARE TOO MY DAD SHUT UP! *turns back* Anyway. Hi. Or something. If you're good and I'm evil, do we have to fight to the death or something? Because we could, instead, put spiders in people's boots.

[evil-wind]

I'll admit, I don't know where it goes, but you said you'd take any kind of pipe, so...

Now I was talking about ones I could pick up and chuck at people but I’ll take this. Down I go!!!

[loz-chainsofcorruption]

[evil-wind]

HUH???

Wait I think I heard about this from the old man…

Time to wreak havoc!

[evil-young-link]

ACK! NO!

[evil-backpack-korok]

I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

Let me know what you get! Bwa-Ya-Ha-Ha!

[evil-young-link]

*reaches into the backpack again*

*pulls out a Stock Photo of Cookies* HEY! :( I wanted real cookies.

[evil-backpack-korok]

I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

Let me know what you get! Bwa-Ya-Ha-Ha!

[evil-young-link]

HI! I was hoping for snacks but I got, uh, um....what is a functional Glockenspiel? I don't know what this is! Can I throw it at someone?

[gothroughthelookingglass]

It's an instrument!

V Looks like this V

You could throw it if you wanted, but they're normally kinda heavy.

Personally, if I were to use it as a weapon, I'd mount it to a stand and use it like a hammer!

[evil-young-link]

I found out I can also make really loud noises with it!

*bangs on the instrument as hard as possible*

[evil-young-link]

‘toots my evil flute at you evilly’

are you my evil friend or my evil enemy?

-evil-skull-kidd

I don't even KNOW anymore. First you're a friend then you attack me then we're friends then...

Evil friends is fine, I guess. We can play music together!

[evilskullkidd]

‘plays a happy evil tune’

Evil music buddies!

[evil-young-link]

Yes! A weird korok gave me a new instrument!

check it out! I can make some really annoying sounds with this!

[evil-backpack-korok]

I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

Let me know what you get! Bwa-Ya-Ha-Ha!

[evil-young-link]

HI! I was hoping for snacks but I got, uh, um....what is a functional Glockenspiel? I don't know what this is! Can I throw it at someone?

[evil-backpack-korok]

Oh! I found that when I got lost in this weird jumpy song dungeon place! Not sure what "fun-ction-al" is though, but it has the word "fun" in it!

And hey! You can hit it really hard and it makes noise!

[evil-young-link]

Ooohhh, I like this. *shoves it in his inventory* I'm going to make this everyone's problem now.

[evil-young-link]

i made a bunch of cookies but the good wild EXTREMELY RUDELY refused to eat them so will you? pls?

-@evil-tatl

AW YEAH! Definitely! Thanks Tatl! *shoves the cookies in his inventory and runs*

[evil-backpack-korok]

I have sooooooo many things in this backpack! Just this once I'ma let you reach in and take something so I have more room to steal fill it with even more things!

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

Let me know what you get! Bwa-Ya-Ha-Ha!

[evil-young-link]

HI! I was hoping for snacks but I got, uh, um....what is a functional Glockenspiel? I don't know what this is! Can I throw it at someone?