i have an au where you're time and wild's adoptive father and yes all evil
Well at least you got the evil part correct!
I hear there are stories about me NOT being evil and that's just unacceptable!
since when were you my father
when did this happen
Do you think I know!? People have been calling me father for the past THREE DAYS.
This is what happens when I let a small child in evil green follow me around.
hi Dadity
did ya miss me
.....I was gone for PERHAPS 12 hours. No.
Did you remember to feed and water yourself while I was gone?
no i'm currently dying of dehydration and starvation
cough
and i'm very sleep deprived
cooough
Well. I was going to comment that one day is not enough time for that to happen but now it's two days.
Have you recovered?
yes, i have!!
thank you for your concern, father!
Ah good. *pats your head awkwardly with a very heavy hand*
:OO
HEAD PATS!
Surely you have been pat on the head before.
nope. nuh uh. not once.
noooo sireeeeee
i think you should give me more head pats. just sayin.
......
*pat*
*PAT*
*PUSH*
can i get one
i deserve one. you threw me with a tree
You said it was OKAY!
*sigh* Fine.
*pat* *pat* *pat*
Did you at least kill that idiotic Majora mask?
no hit i injured it! i think, i also learned the difference between major and small!
Well, I'll take injured I guess.
Also...I just know I'm going to regret asking this but...what's the difference?
something about one being BIG and bad abd the other not being worried about
Yes, I do believe I regretted that. Okay then. I am going to see if I can figure out a way to finish off that annoying mask for good.

















