[evilbeast]

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[segamascott]

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[minotauri]

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

[aropride]

the thing about mental illness is there's the horrors and stuff but it's also really annoying and inconvenient to have. And people focus on the horrors for obvious reasons but it really is very annoying and very inconvenient

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[crimsonflowerz]

bisexual men are so fun i take them home and inject them with dirty water from my backyard

[crimsonflowerz]

"i like men" yup your getting EIGHT milliliters!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[st4rboyloser]

gotta run to google to make sure this phrase i’ve used correctly a million times before hasn’t changed meaning so i don’t use it incorrectly

[sea-mists]

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

[queriesntheories]

Reblogging this with these tags because oh my goodness

To the person I reblogged this from THANK YOU i am now going to stick this on my pinboard where I’m gonna see it every single day

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[cilantrhoes]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

[charlesoberonn]

Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay

[xadnem]

someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

...for 36 hours?

[xadnem]

i had a lot of time on my hands

[xadnem]

i mean they

[smoooothbrain]

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

[jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse]

sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this